For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Low on raunch but even lower on laughs. It also looks like half the lighting crew failed to show up.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Utterly delightful.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    A raunchy, sporadically funny comedy.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    A blue-chip Oscar contender that's also a rousing popcorn movie, Ben Affleck's Argo offers plenty of nail-biting thrills as well as funnier scenes than you'd ever imagine possible in the grim context of the Iran hostage crisis.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    While there are laughs, the farcical elements of The Oranges are not presented with sufficient discipline to live up to the full potential of its cast. But as a seven-year veteran of the New Jersey suburban experience, I can testify that it nails the milieu's specifics.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    When Neeson engages in bare-knuckle fisticuffs at the climax of the cartoonish Taken 2, I honestly couldn't figure out if the 60-year-old actor was actually present at all except for the close-ups.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Tim Burton's best film in years.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Michael J. Bassett's Solomon Kane is been there, done that.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    An indie-inflected popcorn movie with major brains, brilliant acting and a highly satisfying payoff, Looper is the first must-see movie of the season.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The acting is first-rate, and remarkably there's no sense that the sometimes tough material (which barely skirts an R rating) has been watered down to make it more palatable for a wider audience. I just wish Chbosky had changed that terrible title for the movie.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    America Ferrara ("Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants'') turns in an image-changing role as a tough lesbian officer who develops a grudging admiration for our heroes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The Manzanar Fishing Club has enough interesting footage for perhaps a 15-minute segment of a TV news magazine. Beyond that, my eyes started to glaze over with endless talk about rods, reels and bait.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    It's a sharply written, unforgettably directed character study with brilliant performances by Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams - far more intimate but no less intense than director Paul Thomas Anderson's Oscar-winning last film, "There Will Be Blood.''
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A tough, well-acted little indie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Good acting and some very good scenes don't quite add up to a good film.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    The acting, script and direction - not to mention the syrupy score - conspire to make this a perfect storm of a hoot that will find its most appreciative audience among renters who have had a few glasses of wine beforehand.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Unremarkable and none-too-scary horror movie.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Side by Side is an eye-opening, comprehensive look at the biggest technological revolution in Hollywood history. One huge irony is that digital formats are evolving so rapidly that the only foolproof way to archive and preserve a movie shot on video for future generations is . . . to transfer it to film.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    It's hard to make a movie about moonshiners that isn't entertaining, but the lethargic, generically titled Lawless comes perilously close - at least a third of its two hours is devoted to "arty'' shots of landscapes.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Wavers between extreme silliness and unbearable earnestness.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Burt Reynolds and Sally Field they're not, but you could do worse for mindless late-summer entertainment than Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell in Hit & Run.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The feature directorial debut of Jake Schreier, has a smart script by C.D. Ford and an impressive supporting cast.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    ParaNorman is probably the year's most visually dazzling movie so far, and the stunning climax centering on an 11-year-old witch (Jodelle Ferland) is too good to spoil.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    More fun and somewhat more coherent than its Sylvester Stallone-directed predecessor, The Expendables 2 serves up a planeload of thickly sliced, well-aged beef and ham amid lots of stuff getting blown up.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Disappointingly, Bourne never resurfaces in this less-than-satisfying series reboot. The film is more a talky, convoluted, action-starved two-hour subplot.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Hope Springs could have been unbearably schmaltzy or crude. Instead, in the hands of these expert actors and filmmakers, it's a warm and wryly affecting mid-summer treat.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    I'd call Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days harmless if it weren't for some totally unnecessary gay-panic jokes that could actually encourage bullying.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    It may have the faintest relationship to any kind of reality, but Jones' tart performance cuts through the saccharine.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Klown turns out to be one long, brutal life lesson for Hvam's hapless character until it finally crosses the line into just plain creepy at the end.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    If Ruby were more of a person than a character, we might care more for her plight. But like Calvin, Kazan has written herself into a corner that can only lead to embracing the sappy romantic clichés that Ruby Sparks tries half-heartedly to mock.

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