For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Interestingly for an Israeli movie, the bombers are not Palestinians -- they're young, ultra-Orthodox fanatics.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    This movie sends you into the night thinking, maybe even a little afraid. Bravo, Mr. Fincher.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Dazzles the eye, numbs the mind and may cause deafness in some cases. Did I mention to bring along some Excedrin?
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Not many people are making silent horror serials these days, but Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin pushes his love of lurid melodrama to the limit in his latest demented treat, Brand Upon the Brain!
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    This eye-popping, inspired and often-demented (in a good way) cross between "The Red Shoes" and "All About Eve" channels horror maestros David Cronenberg, Brian De Palma and Dario Argento.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Genuinely scary, exquisitely shot -- and very well-acted.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The film also drags a bit toward the end, but neither of these is a major flaw in a movie with more funny lines than in most of Allen’s movies these days — not to mention a saner, clearer moral perspective.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    t's an exciting, well-directed thriller that, while providing more than enough action and gore to satisfy genre fans, also offers the political commentary that has characterized zombie movies going back at least as far as "Night of the Living Dead."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    A rare case of an American remake that actually improves on a European movie.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Includes insightful and often hilarious archival interviews with Langlois and dozens of associates, as well as wonderful footage of Langlois.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    Anderson, in her first major non-Scully film role, is lethally miscast.
    • New York Post
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke and a host of other notables sing the praises of the estranged siblings, whose work is illustrated by copious film clips.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Taylor also makes an impressive comeback as the conflicted daughter who instinctively distrusts Heather, but Starting Out in the Evening is first and foremost a triumph by Frank Langella.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An intelligent, extremely well-acted thriller about a mother's endless love for her son.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A tad slow by American standards, but so extremely well-acted and emotionally truthful, it's right up there with "In the Mood for Love" as prime romantic fare for the Valentine's Day weekend.
    • New York Post
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Blue Jasmine may sound like a topical satire, but it isn’t really. It’s a character study of an obnoxious, selfish and supremely self-absorbed woman oblivious to the pain she inflicts on others.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Needs less talk, more music.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Demonstrates that sometimes letting subjects and the facts speak for themselves can be quietly devastating.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    Essentially a weird series of nonsequiturs. I'd rather be watching a sequel to the much-maligned "Little Nicky" -- a Sandler film that was at least trying to do something interesting -- than this failed experiment in fusing high and low culture.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    After a promising start, writer-director Daniel M. Cohen pours on schmaltz straight out of the similarly themed "Diamonds," including the proverbial hookers -- with hearts of gold.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    After the Wedding is full of enough plot twists to supply a whole season of "Desperate Housewives."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Christopher Nolan's dramatically and emotionally satisfying wrap-up to the Dark Knight trilogy adroitly avoids clichés and gleefully subverts your expectations at every turn.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Variously been described as a thriller, a muckraking exposé and even a satire -- and its refusal to fit neatly into a genre is only part of why it's so utterly disturbing.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Less grim than it sounds, Southern Comfort ends on a note of triumph for its endearing, gender-bending hero.
    • New York Post
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It may take a scorecard to keep track of the complicated relationships in this sorry clan.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    This remarkable new documentary from Raymond De Felitta ("City Island") fruitfully revisits the aftermath of a TV doc that his father, Frank, produced for NBC in 1965.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    The year’s best film so far.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A surprisingly unengaging and charmless fantasy from a director whose previous films ("Across the Universe," "Titus," "Frida") were, despite their other issues, never boring.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my cheeks.
    • New York Post
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Patrick Stewart has a blast playing against type as a soft-spoken white supremacist holding a punk rock band as his temporary prisoners in Jeremy Saulnier’s nicely crafted, low-budget comedy-thriller.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    The first filmed Shakespeare comedy in decades that’s actually funny.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Hands-down the best movie of the year.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Mr. Holmes, derived from a novel by Mitch Cullin, isn’t quite as deep or as poignant, but amply rewards McKellen and Holmes fans willing to go with its leisurely pace.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Morris' most gripping film since "The Thin Blue Line," is the year's scariest movie.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A ho-hum male weepie/road comedy that's worth watching mostly because of a once-in-a-lifetime gathering of England's greatest working-class actors.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Well worth seeing for the terrific performances.
    • New York Post
    • 78 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Gives a harrowingly accurate portrait of the indignities sometimes suffered by hospitalized patients - and the sacrifices their families make.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    While there are some giggles in the film-within-the-film (also called "Road to Nowhere"), the artsy-fartsy direction and flat-as-a-pancake acting (including a cameo by Variety columnist Peter Bart as himself) invites invidious comparisons to "Mulholland Drive."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    2046 is a bit overlong and not for all tastes, but fans of "In the Mood for Love" will relish this second helping, which is more emotionally substantial than the first.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A total disaster.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Gut-Bustingly funny moves are pretty rare, so hustle over to Kung Fu Hustle, actor-director Ste phen Chow's exhilaratingly hilarious and affectionate send-up of Hong Kong action flicks.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Disappointingly routine kidnapping thriller with soap-opera trimmings.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The movie equivalent of a lavish coffee-table book, a love letter to the Golden Age of Hollywood from one of its foremost students.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    An exciting and extremely well acted film. Even a nearly unrecognizable Blake Lively impresses in the key role of Jem's sister and Doug's sometime girlfriend.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Has its moments, but overall the effect is uneven.
    • New York Post
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    To enjoy this film, it helps to check your brain at the box office.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    If there has ever been a better voice performance in an animated film than Ellen DeGeneres’ in Pixar’s wonderful sequel Finding Dory, I sure can’t think of it. Her tour de force even surpasses Robin Williams in “Aladdin.”
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Happy Feet is not only the year's best animated movie, it's one of the year's best movies, period. Go.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Filmmakers Sam Green and Bill Siegel tend to shy from tough questions, allowing their subjects to wax nostalgic about bomb-throwing as yet another youthful folly of the '70s. That's tougher to swallow than some boomers' claims they didn't inhale.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Miyazaki offers a vivid, at times fantastical view of Japan between the wars, wracked by the Great Depression, a fearsome earthquake that leveled Tokyo in 1923, a tuberculosis epidemic and the rise of fascism.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    So consistently silly and overwrought that it flirts with the elusive so-bad-it's-entertaining category.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Masterful acting.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Offers well-chosen selections from Aleichem's darkly humorous work.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Less Spartan than some films shot under the Dogma "vow of chastity" (there's actually a little music), but it's raw enough to complement the very real emotions on display.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Noah Baumbach’s While We’re Young amounts to the most hilarious Woody Allen movie in forever.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Sharper and far more entertaining than most political documentaries.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    It’s a remarkable story, vividly and urgently told by French-Canadian director Vallée (“The Young Victoria”) from a pointed, schmaltz-free script by Craig Borten and Melissa Wallack.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Truth be told, Firth's transcendent performance in A Single Man renders that stylistic gimmick utterly unnecessary -- Firth provides all the emotional color this movie needs, and then some.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Jim Carrey mostly plays it straight as the narrator. The 3-D effects are uncanny; much of the audience ducked when sea snakes lunged at it. You can't get that on your TV set. Yet.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Forget those weepie liberal clichés. This starless and vividly authentic romantic thriller set in Central America really rocks, and is one of the most exciting directorial debuts in years.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Tomlin and Elliot relive their characters’ pain and anger so deeply that they could very well both end up with Oscar nominations.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    To get to the best part first, Tarantino's adrenaline-pumping "Death Proof" is actually a good movie that - unlike Rodriguez's "Planet Terror," - rethinks its genre in ways that say something to contemporary audiences. And it's got some of Tarantino's best dialogue since "Pulp Fiction."
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Directed with sledgehammer subtlety by Dennis Dugan ("I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry").
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Thomas Vinterberg (“The Celebration”) directs with restraint that makes the story all the more affecting.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Rip Torn gives his best performance in years.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    This superb documentary about the Catholic Church's worst pedophile scandal is in many ways far scarier than any fiction.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Duvall and Spacek are so in tune with each other's rhythms -- despite their 20-year age difference -- that it's hard to believe they've never acted together before.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Has a generosity of spirit and a wonderfully upbeat ending that makes it a nice little antidote to a bleak season.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Offers some stunningly beautiful sequences and an engaging, if at times quite dark, story line.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A devastatingly straightforward chamber piece that goes straight to the heart of what this city was feeling in the days right after Sept. 11.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A hip eye-opener.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    That still makes Broken Embraces superior to at least 99 percent of the movies released in 2009. Run, don't walk.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Has a doozy of a surprise ending that doesn't really stand up under close scrutiny - but you'll have so much fun getting there, it's easy to go along with Lee and company for the ride.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Chico and Rita beguiles first and foremost as a bebop romance that evokes a bygone era as well as, or maybe even better than, "The Artist."
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Only sporadically entertaining.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    So exploitative and misogynistic that its last-minute dramatic turns and pleas for tolerance and understanding come off as manipulative as its heroine.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An extremely well-acted and well-directed remake of a 1957 oater.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    After 160 years, this is a story that still grips the heart and the mind.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Clooney, who gained 35 pounds for the role, gives a self-effacing but highly effective performance.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Dreamgirls may be good enough to win the Oscar for Best Picture - great costumes, sets and choreography help - but despite stellar work by erstwhile "American Idol" contestant Hudson and Murphy, it's far from a great picture.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    That 20-minute white-knuckle sequence - which includes Washington's character, Whip Whitaker, flipping the plane upside down to pull out of a tailspin - is by far the most effective part of director Robert Zemeckis' first live-action film since the underrated "Cast Away" 12 years ago.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Filming in gritty, black-and-white 16mm, Riker gets terrifically natural, often moving performances from his mostly non-professional cast.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This So-Called Disaster was the father's sarcastic term for their relationship.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's an odd, initially jarring mixture of style and subject matter that works better as the film goes along.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Features a riveting performance by Michael Shannon as oldest son Son. He's definitely an actor to watch.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Wojtowicz was a folk hero thanks to the movie, and he cashed in on his celebrity by signing autographs in front of the bank he tried to rob. He also retained the love and support of his wife and his doting mother, both of whom are interviewed with him in The Dog, until his death in 2006.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Helen Mirren outdoes even her Oscar-winning performance in "The Queen" with her tour de force as Countess Sofya Tolstoy in Michael Hoffman's delightful The Last Station.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Spacey does his best work since "American Beauty'' as a tired middle-aged corporate warrior whose greatest compassion, in the end, is reserved for an ailing dog he has to put to sleep.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the year's best.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's the oldest bittersweet story in the book, of course, but music-video director Marc Webb approaches his feature debut with great confidence, flair and a minimum of schmaltz.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Me and You takes a couple of neat swipes at the pretentiousness of the art scene, but as a commentary on the difficulty of connecting in contemporary society, it's too precious by half.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    You might not want to watch all of "The ABC of Love and Sex Australian Style," "Turkey Shoot" or "The True Story of Eskimo Nell," but the clips on view in "Not Quite Hollywood" are a hoot.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The musicians' stories, while quite entertaining, add up to a somewhat confusing chronology. Still, they're good enough that you wish Justman hadn't resorted to those tacky TV-style re-creations that mar so many documentaries these days.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Though Iris is extremely well-acted and beautifully photographed, some audience members may find themselves agreeing with Bayley's frustrated complaint: "I've never known who you are."
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Highly entertaining documentary.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    A great-looking but wearyingly cliched and confusing vanity production.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Everyone knows about the Holocaust, but few today have heard about what was infamous as the Rape of Nanking, when 200,000 residents of what was then China's capital were massacred by invading Japanese troops.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Gorgeously photographed by Peter Suschitzky, A Dangerous Method presents a vivid portrait of pre-World War I Europe that's at a considerable remove from the types of madness usually seen in Cronenberg's films.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Denzel Washington dazzles in his best screen performance to date as Frank Lucas.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    You'll laugh, you'll cry -- the year's best movie.

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