For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Doesn't quite live up to the promise of its opening sequence, but it's still an audacious offering during a season of brain-dead blockbusters.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    On several levels, this film is a real-life horror story that puts most Hollywood movies to shame.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Classic shipboard romantic dramedy involving a condemned prisoner (William Powell) who hooks up with a dying woman (Kay Francis). Excellent support by Frank McHugh and Aline MacMahon as a pair of con artists. [31 Jan 2010, p.6]
    • New York Post
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Unusual and utterly disarming documentary.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Its portrait of adolescence seems so authentic that it puts most Hollywood products to shame.
    • New York Post
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    What is Inland Empire - which Lynch is understandably distributing himself - about? What is it trying to say? If you figure that out, let me know.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    South African director Gavin Hood (“X-Men Origins: Wolverine’’) pulls off some really tricky tonal shifts.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    As someone who has never completed a crossword puzzle, I was surprised how engaged I was by Wordplay.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    The plot contortions that very slowly unfold under Michael Radford's arthritic direction in Flawless are not much more entertaining.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Catnip for the art-house crowd.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    More than a few will agree with the penguins, who netted the film a PG rating with the utterance, "Well, this sucks."
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Despite pitch-perfect performances, the craft of Moretti's direction and his honorable intentions, The Son's Room was not especially moving.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A dull, by-the-numbers psych-ward horror thriller that's sadly a lot closer in quality to "Sucker Punch" than "Shutter Island."
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    This flick is fast and ferocious, his (Sidney Lumet) sharpest and best since "Prince of the City" (1980) - and surely one of the year's finest.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Overall, the film is not quite up to "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid" from the same directing team of Ron Clements and John Musker, not to mention the recent string of masterpieces from Pixar.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Dark, morbidly funny and quite violent movie, which plays with audience members' heads in ways many people will find quite disturbing.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A challenging experimental film that will never play in a commercial movie theater and is settling in for a two-week run at the ever-venturesome Film Forum.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An absorbing documentary.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Lou Lumenick
    An excruciating indie knockoff of "Training Day."
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The action is brutal, bloody and virtually nonstop in this adrenaline-packed riff on "Assault on Precinct 13.''
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Mostly, the gorgeously shot Queen and Country depicts Bill and his more rebellious mate Percy pursuing beautiful women with varying degrees of success — and pulling pranks on their exasperated superiors, hilariously portrayed by David Thewlis and Richard E. Grant.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Based on the many delightful samples on the soundtrack, it's an exemplary goal.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Anything following that spectacular sequence is bound to be something of a letdown - especially when it ends up playing like standard-issue Hollywood melodrama.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This satisfying adaptation of a popular novel is mostly an artistic reflection on youthful loss of innocence.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan are superb as the couple, who use the occasion to drop bombs on each other.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    An exquisitely crafted Civil War epic that combines the epic romantic sweep of "Gone With the Wind" with a more intimate voice that speaks eloquently to the war-weary nation of today.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Me and Orson Welles is, in effect, a sequel to Tim Robbins' star-filled, self-important film about "Cradle," but it's far lighter on its feet.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Like Roald Dahl's book, Tim Burton's splendidly imaginative and visually stunning - and often very dark and creepy - new version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is squarely aimed more at children than their parents.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    To his credit, Blitz throws in an unexpected twist that delivers a more ambivalent ending than your typical sports movie.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Depicts the bleak suburban milieu in a manner that avoids exploitation.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Doesn't shy from the ugly side, though it's far from the no-holds-barred exposé being touted in the ads.
    • New York Post
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Expertly directed, acted and written crowd-pleaser.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Well worth seeing for Walters, whose comic and dramatic gifts are showcased to very entertaining effect.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    It's also a terrific, career-capping role for Eastwood, who claims he's now retired as an actor. He shows off his comic chops more fully than in any film since "Bronco Billy" more than a quarter-century ago.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Way too long, too convoluted and too peppered with title cards...Even so, it's hard to dislike Don Roos' "Magnolia"-inspired triptych of interconnected comic tales about lies, sex and video.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Cars leaves the animated competition in the dust, even if it is a tad slower and more predictable than Pixar at full throttle.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    The kind of stand-up-and-cheer movie Hollywood is supposed to have forgotten how to make.
    • New York Post
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The film also wastes the coiled intensity of Jeremy Renner, as the newest member of the IMF team with a none-too-compelling past. Bird does keep audiences guessing whether Renner is the only leading actor in Hollywood who's even shorter than Cruise.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Has its sluggish stretches, but the superb level of acting is more than ample compensation.
    • New York Post
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Ray
    Contains large helpings of Hollywood schmaltz, stereotype and clich‚, but it's also pretty impossible to resist.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Moving at a leisurely pace, Cavalacade is primarily of historical interest for everyone except Coward completists and hard-core Anglophiles.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    One of the season's most delightful surprises.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    This lavish coffee-table-book of a movie gradually reveals itself as an uninvolving, crashing bore.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A calculating crowd-pleaser aimed squarely at the under-25 crowd, who can feel free to add a star or two to my rating.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    This is a beautifully acted chamber piece --especially by the magnificent Blake, who is married to Norris in real life.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Now that this technically impressive - but seriously flawed and self-referential - remake is finally in theaters to swell the July 4 weekend box office, conversation will doubtless shift to the lamest ending yet to a Steven Spielberg movie.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    You'll have to look elsewhere than this love letter to the Great White Way to explain why "Wicked" and "Avenue Q" became huge hits, and why "Caroline, or Change" joined "Taboo" as a costly flop.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Arguably the year's most entertaining art-house film.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Lou Lumenick
    A long, tedious and often unintentionally hilarious adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s sci-fi follow-up.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This small gem takes a basically optimistic view about the struggles that generations of immigrants have endured.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Paved with such good intentions and talent that it's sad to report this lavishly mounted gangster epic - the most serious-minded Hollywood film of the season - doesn't come close to living up to expectations.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A delightful "That's Entertainment" for the theater.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    For all of Affleck's skill, he can't entirely put over a credulity-straining ending that probably worked better on the printed page. At the same time, the deeply disturbing windup of "Gone Baby Gone" is a real talker. And that's not something you can say about many movies these days.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the summer’s most entertaining and provocative movies.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Captain Fantastic isn’t only one of the year’s best movies, but one of the best cast and best acted, right down to the smaller roles.
    • 100 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Linklater ambitiously shot his new effort over a period of 12 years with the same cast, showcasing what turns out to be an astonishing performance by newcomer Ellar Coltrane, who grows up from 6 to 18 before our eyes over the course of 164 minutes.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Kane was nicknamed "Killer" because of his playing style -- and New York Doll has a killer surprise ending that may leave even hard-core punkers reaching for the Kleenex.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Still Mine eschews schmaltz, and is tremendously moving.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A more nuanced picture of the only president to resign from office emerges in Penny Lane’s clever documentary.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    DiCaprio may well receive a Best Actor Oscar for his tour de force as the conflicted FBI director -- greatly abetted by Hammer (who played the Winklevoss twins in "The Social Network'') in his first major role as the flamboyant but frustrated Tolson.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    If you go with the flow, there's seductive imagery and a terrific performance by John Malkovich as a decadent baron.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    A remarkable accomplishment, an absorbing documentary about the joy of reading that's also a positively gripping literary mystery.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Lee hasn't given an interview in 45 years, and even her 99-year-old sister (still practicing as a lawyer) only hazards a guess in Mary Murphy's old-school documentary: Her younger sister had nothing to prove, and nowhere to go but down after her astonishing debut novel.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Delightfully unpredictable, hilarious comedy with wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender labels.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    A thrilling, beautifully crafted, fact-based horse story that's not merely the summer's finest movie, but may well be the one to catch come Academy Awards time.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Thornton lends gravity, focus and humor that are otherwise in short supply in this serious-minded but meandering, talky and action-deficient epic.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Utterly delightful.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It’s an absorbing documentary that eloquently explores questions about forgiveness.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Bryan Singer's super, soulful and very expensive new resurrection of the venerable big-screen franchise, ups the ante with must-see results.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Especially worthwhile for the chemistry between Bell and Myles.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    About the only question not answered by Good Hair is whether Michelle Obama wears a hair extension (most come from religious ceremonies in India) or straightens her hair.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A shallow, stilted romantic thriller.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The kind of lush, epic romantic weepie that Hollywood used to deliver on a regular basis for packed matinees at Radio City Music Hall.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Beautifully photographed over the four seasons - including Christmas, for the park's century-old bird census - Birders: The Central Park Effect is full of grace notes.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    ParaNorman is probably the year's most visually dazzling movie so far, and the stunning climax centering on an 11-year-old witch (Jodelle Ferland) is too good to spoil.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A muscular, endlessly twisty homage to film noir capers like "The Asphalt Jungle."
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Williams, who was elected president of ASCAP in 2009, speaks frankly and eloquently about his problems dealing with fame, and his recovery. And more important, he earns our thanks by resolutely refusing to let Kessler turn this into a clichéd documentary.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Director Roland Suso Richter maintains tension for 2 1/2 hours, even though the resolution is almost surreal.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What really makes Hail, Caesar! sing are the Coens’ painstaking period simulations of scenes from five films,including not only “Hail, Caesar!” but a synchronized swimming routine a la Busby Berkeley and a corny musical Western.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 38 Lou Lumenick
    The only darkness here — besides the dingy-looking images dimmed by 3-D glasses — is the murky plot, which is as silly as it is arbitrary.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Starts out a lot like an expensive-looking episode of "CSI" before morphing into a solidly entertaining time-traveling romance.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It succeeds mostly thanks to stellar work by the wonderful Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who capably handles the dramatic heavy lifting, and Seth Rogen, who delivers big laughs as his raunchy bud.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's an enjoyable, well-acted, old-school geekfest pitting a group of middle-school students against an escaped monster from outer space.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    You'll either be screaming with laughter - or be incredibly offended.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Writer-director Will Gluck has written a stiletto-sharp, zinger-filled script that recalls "Mean Girls" as well as the films of John Hughes, which are sampled to amusing effect in a clever clip montage.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Brad Anderson's Transsiberian is a genuine sleeper that jump-starts an almost extinct genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Best remembered as the most flamboyant of TV's original "Hollywood Squares" - which is really saying something on a panel that included Paul Lynde.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Qualifies as perfect family entertainment.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Schmaltzy and endless.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's an exciting, charming and often quite funny family film.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel do some of the best work of their careers playing longtime friends navigating their twilight years in Paolo Sorrentino’s witty, wise and swooningly beautiful dramatic comedy Youth.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This extremely well-acted dramatic farce of grief and betrayal actually has a resonance beyond its target demographic.

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