Lou Lumenick
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
Doesn't quite live up to the promise of its opening sequence, but it's still an audacious offering during a season of brain-dead blockbusters.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
On several levels, this film is a real-life horror story that puts most Hollywood movies to shame.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Classic shipboard romantic dramedy involving a condemned prisoner (William Powell) who hooks up with a dying woman (Kay Francis). Excellent support by Frank McHugh and Aline MacMahon as a pair of con artists. [31 Jan 2010, p.6]- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Its portrait of adolescence seems so authentic that it puts most Hollywood products to shame.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
What is Inland Empire - which Lynch is understandably distributing himself - about? What is it trying to say? If you figure that out, let me know.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
South African director Gavin Hood (“X-Men Origins: Wolverine’’) pulls off some really tricky tonal shifts.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
As someone who has never completed a crossword puzzle, I was surprised how engaged I was by Wordplay.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The plot contortions that very slowly unfold under Michael Radford's arthritic direction in Flawless are not much more entertaining.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
More than a few will agree with the penguins, who netted the film a PG rating with the utterance, "Well, this sucks."- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Despite pitch-perfect performances, the craft of Moretti's direction and his honorable intentions, The Son's Room was not especially moving.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A dull, by-the-numbers psych-ward horror thriller that's sadly a lot closer in quality to "Sucker Punch" than "Shutter Island."- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
This flick is fast and ferocious, his (Sidney Lumet) sharpest and best since "Prince of the City" (1980) - and surely one of the year's finest.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall, the film is not quite up to "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid" from the same directing team of Ron Clements and John Musker, not to mention the recent string of masterpieces from Pixar.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Dark, morbidly funny and quite violent movie, which plays with audience members' heads in ways many people will find quite disturbing.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A challenging experimental film that will never play in a commercial movie theater and is settling in for a two-week run at the ever-venturesome Film Forum.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The action is brutal, bloody and virtually nonstop in this adrenaline-packed riff on "Assault on Precinct 13.''- New York Post
- Posted Mar 23, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
Mostly, the gorgeously shot Queen and Country depicts Bill and his more rebellious mate Percy pursuing beautiful women with varying degrees of success — and pulling pranks on their exasperated superiors, hilariously portrayed by David Thewlis and Richard E. Grant.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Based on the many delightful samples on the soundtrack, it's an exemplary goal.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Anything following that spectacular sequence is bound to be something of a letdown - especially when it ends up playing like standard-issue Hollywood melodrama.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
This satisfying adaptation of a popular novel is mostly an artistic reflection on youthful loss of innocence.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan are superb as the couple, who use the occasion to drop bombs on each other.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
An exquisitely crafted Civil War epic that combines the epic romantic sweep of "Gone With the Wind" with a more intimate voice that speaks eloquently to the war-weary nation of today.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Me and Orson Welles is, in effect, a sequel to Tim Robbins' star-filled, self-important film about "Cradle," but it's far lighter on its feet.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Like Roald Dahl's book, Tim Burton's splendidly imaginative and visually stunning - and often very dark and creepy - new version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is squarely aimed more at children than their parents.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
To his credit, Blitz throws in an unexpected twist that delivers a more ambivalent ending than your typical sports movie.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Doesn't shy from the ugly side, though it's far from the no-holds-barred exposé being touted in the ads.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Well worth seeing for Walters, whose comic and dramatic gifts are showcased to very entertaining effect.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
It's also a terrific, career-capping role for Eastwood, who claims he's now retired as an actor. He shows off his comic chops more fully than in any film since "Bronco Billy" more than a quarter-century ago.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Way too long, too convoluted and too peppered with title cards...Even so, it's hard to dislike Don Roos' "Magnolia"-inspired triptych of interconnected comic tales about lies, sex and video.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Cars leaves the animated competition in the dust, even if it is a tad slower and more predictable than Pixar at full throttle.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The kind of stand-up-and-cheer movie Hollywood is supposed to have forgotten how to make.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The film also wastes the coiled intensity of Jeremy Renner, as the newest member of the IMF team with a none-too-compelling past. Bird does keep audiences guessing whether Renner is the only leading actor in Hollywood who's even shorter than Cruise.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Has its sluggish stretches, but the superb level of acting is more than ample compensation.- New York Post
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Contains large helpings of Hollywood schmaltz, stereotype and clich‚, but it's also pretty impossible to resist.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Moving at a leisurely pace, Cavalacade is primarily of historical interest for everyone except Coward completists and hard-core Anglophiles.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
This lavish coffee-table-book of a movie gradually reveals itself as an uninvolving, crashing bore.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A calculating crowd-pleaser aimed squarely at the under-25 crowd, who can feel free to add a star or two to my rating.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
This is a beautifully acted chamber piece --especially by the magnificent Blake, who is married to Norris in real life.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Now that this technically impressive - but seriously flawed and self-referential - remake is finally in theaters to swell the July 4 weekend box office, conversation will doubtless shift to the lamest ending yet to a Steven Spielberg movie.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
You'll have to look elsewhere than this love letter to the Great White Way to explain why "Wicked" and "Avenue Q" became huge hits, and why "Caroline, or Change" joined "Taboo" as a costly flop.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A long, tedious and often unintentionally hilarious adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s sci-fi follow-up.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
This small gem takes a basically optimistic view about the struggles that generations of immigrants have endured.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Paved with such good intentions and talent that it's sad to report this lavishly mounted gangster epic - the most serious-minded Hollywood film of the season - doesn't come close to living up to expectations.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A delightful "That's Entertainment" for the theater.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
For all of Affleck's skill, he can't entirely put over a credulity-straining ending that probably worked better on the printed page. At the same time, the deeply disturbing windup of "Gone Baby Gone" is a real talker. And that's not something you can say about many movies these days.- New York Post
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- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Captain Fantastic isn’t only one of the year’s best movies, but one of the best cast and best acted, right down to the smaller roles.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 7, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Linklater ambitiously shot his new effort over a period of 12 years with the same cast, showcasing what turns out to be an astonishing performance by newcomer Ellar Coltrane, who grows up from 6 to 18 before our eyes over the course of 164 minutes.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 9, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Kane was nicknamed "Killer" because of his playing style -- and New York Doll has a killer surprise ending that may leave even hard-core punkers reaching for the Kleenex.- New York Post
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- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A more nuanced picture of the only president to resign from office emerges in Penny Lane’s clever documentary.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 30, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
DiCaprio may well receive a Best Actor Oscar for his tour de force as the conflicted FBI director -- greatly abetted by Hammer (who played the Winklevoss twins in "The Social Network'') in his first major role as the flamboyant but frustrated Tolson.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 9, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
If you go with the flow, there's seductive imagery and a terrific performance by John Malkovich as a decadent baron.- New York Post
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A remarkable accomplishment, an absorbing documentary about the joy of reading that's also a positively gripping literary mystery.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Lee hasn't given an interview in 45 years, and even her 99-year-old sister (still practicing as a lawyer) only hazards a guess in Mary Murphy's old-school documentary: Her younger sister had nothing to prove, and nowhere to go but down after her astonishing debut novel.- New York Post
- Posted May 13, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Delightfully unpredictable, hilarious comedy with wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender labels.- New York Post
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A thrilling, beautifully crafted, fact-based horse story that's not merely the summer's finest movie, but may well be the one to catch come Academy Awards time.- New York Post
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Thornton lends gravity, focus and humor that are otherwise in short supply in this serious-minded but meandering, talky and action-deficient epic.- New York Post
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- Posted Oct 11, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s an absorbing documentary that eloquently explores questions about forgiveness.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 9, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Bryan Singer's super, soulful and very expensive new resurrection of the venerable big-screen franchise, ups the ante with must-see results.- New York Post
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About the only question not answered by Good Hair is whether Michelle Obama wears a hair extension (most come from religious ceremonies in India) or straightens her hair.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The kind of lush, epic romantic weepie that Hollywood used to deliver on a regular basis for packed matinees at Radio City Music Hall.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 10, 2011
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Beautifully photographed over the four seasons - including Christmas, for the park's century-old bird census - Birders: The Central Park Effect is full of grace notes.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
ParaNorman is probably the year's most visually dazzling movie so far, and the stunning climax centering on an 11-year-old witch (Jodelle Ferland) is too good to spoil.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 17, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
A muscular, endlessly twisty homage to film noir capers like "The Asphalt Jungle."- New York Post
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Williams, who was elected president of ASCAP in 2009, speaks frankly and eloquently about his problems dealing with fame, and his recovery. And more important, he earns our thanks by resolutely refusing to let Kessler turn this into a clichéd documentary.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 7, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
Director Roland Suso Richter maintains tension for 2 1/2 hours, even though the resolution is almost surreal.- New York Post
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What really makes Hail, Caesar! sing are the Coens’ painstaking period simulations of scenes from five films,including not only “Hail, Caesar!” but a synchronized swimming routine a la Busby Berkeley and a corny musical Western.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The only darkness here — besides the dingy-looking images dimmed by 3-D glasses — is the murky plot, which is as silly as it is arbitrary.- New York Post
- Posted May 14, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Starts out a lot like an expensive-looking episode of "CSI" before morphing into a solidly entertaining time-traveling romance.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
It succeeds mostly thanks to stellar work by the wonderful Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who capably handles the dramatic heavy lifting, and Seth Rogen, who delivers big laughs as his raunchy bud.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
It's an enjoyable, well-acted, old-school geekfest pitting a group of middle-school students against an escaped monster from outer space.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 9, 2011
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Writer-director Will Gluck has written a stiletto-sharp, zinger-filled script that recalls "Mean Girls" as well as the films of John Hughes, which are sampled to amusing effect in a clever clip montage.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Brad Anderson's Transsiberian is a genuine sleeper that jump-starts an almost extinct genre.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Best remembered as the most flamboyant of TV's original "Hollywood Squares" - which is really saying something on a panel that included Paul Lynde.- New York Post
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- Posted Feb 3, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel do some of the best work of their careers playing longtime friends navigating their twilight years in Paolo Sorrentino’s witty, wise and swooningly beautiful dramatic comedy Youth.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This extremely well-acted dramatic farce of grief and betrayal actually has a resonance beyond its target demographic.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 15, 2012
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