For 511 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 20% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Kimber Myers' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Apollo 11
Lowest review score: 0 Blumhouse's Fantasy Island
Score distribution:
511 movie reviews
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    What might have worked in theater doesn’t translate here, particularly the repetition of words and phrases that feel true to the original medium but grate here on screen.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    The gentle drama Change in the Air is buoyed by its sweet spirit and a strong cast, but it ultimately tries too hard to win our affections.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    This raunchy, female-driven comedy should be able to rely on the strength of its cast, but even the collective talents of Katie Aselton, Toni Collette, Molly Shannon and Bridget Everett aren’t enough to make the movie worth a babysitter’s hourly rate.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    The biggest problem for Gun Shy isn’t its ridiculous premise or its frequently silly tone; it’s that it doesn’t fully commit to either.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    A film that deserves scrutiny for its treatment of its young female protagonist.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Loserville is somehow two different movies — a traditional teen comedy mixed with a message-driven drama about the dangers of bullying — without enough connective tissue linking characters or scenes to lend it cohesion.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    With its saturated colors, swirling camerawork and aggressive techno beats, Sins of Our Youth is rarely dull, but it lacks the emotional resonance that one expects from a film with the death of a child at its heart.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    De Clercq’s clear directorial talent gives the film the illusion of respectability, but it can’t remove the sweaty sheen of smarm.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Actor-turned-director Peter Facinelli makes his behind-the-camera debut, and beyond the film’s many script issues, it’s not entirely without its charms. Peter and Daisy might not make sense, but Gibson and Hinson almost sell it with strong chemistry.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Though its obvious message may not translate well outside its intended audience, the converted will likely be entertained by the well-produced package the moving themes are delivered in.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Those looking for inspiration will find it without looking too hard, but those who don’t attend church regularly will be as bored as they would be by a sermon.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Though there are some cool moments, the film lacks the connective tissue to make an audience invest in Xia Tian’s efforts.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Into the Mirror is deliberately opaque, for better or worse, more concerned with images and mood than concrete details.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    The minimalist approach and premise of Solis should work, but the execution in the script keeps the viewer disengaged, wishing the pod would move more quickly toward its final destination.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Less would have been more here; a less scattershot approach would have yielded a more resonant film.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    With its incoherent, episodic script, In Like Flynn lacks the worth of even a minor Flynn film.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Even a talented cast can’t overcome the script from five screenwriters, whose uneven final product is surprisingly bland for all its raunchiness.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Each moment in Always at the Carlyle feels like a pitch. Though it's effective in presenting the hotel's appeal, the salesman's greasy fingerprints linger, a stain which would never be welcome at the pristine spot.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    A dour drama that lacks depth despite all its good intentions.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Despite chemistry between its attractive leads, 5 Weddings is a hot mess that deserves to be left at the altar. Inorganic and implausible, this Bollywood-inflected rom-com features little comedy and even less romance.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Christian Audigier the Vif lacks the strong narrative structure that would make it a better documentary, and it often skips details about Audigier’s life and experience that might have offered deeper insight into the designer.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Darkness Visible is disjointed and drags out for far too long, but it features some effectively creepy visuals.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Directed by Sean Mullin, this is 83 minutes of marketing for mega-brewer Anheuser-Busch InBev, but it’s made with enough skill that it might bring some former fans back to the fold.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Otherhood does have a few genuine and genuinely funny moments — thanks largely to its stars — but they’re overshadowed by the bad behavior of both the mothers and their sons.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    With its uninspired ending, Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 squanders its cool concept and a compelling, nearly solo performance by Iwan Rheon.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Low-key indie First Love has some interesting but fleeting moments in its story of twins in crisis, but it feels like a first draft whose script could have used more fleshing out, particularly in the characterization of its leads.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Kimber Myers
    In its final moments, Boo! A Madea Halloween delivers a moral with after-school-special levels of subtlety. A jolting switch from oft-mean-spirited humor to a message movie, this comedy is unlikely to win over any new fans, but the devoted will find comfort in the familiarity.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    This melodrama struggles with serious post-production issues and an unnecessarily complex story, losing any of its intended impact in the process.
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    • 40 Kimber Myers
    Lady Bloodfight would be knocked out immediately if matched against classics in the genre.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 33 Kimber Myers
    This is a saccharine science fiction romance that doesn’t actually concern itself with science fiction or romance; instead, it’s the equivalent of astronaut ice cream, lacking in substance and crumbling to bits at the slightest pressure.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 33 Kimber Myers
    Save for a few inspired moments (usually at the expense of the city of Fresno), Jamie Babbit’s screwball comedy is cringe-inducing and unfunny. Everyone in front of the camera here deserves better, particular Judy Greer in a rare starring role.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 33 Kimber Myers
    Despite its intentions to get close to Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody is as intimate as a sold-out stadium show, with none of the accompanying power.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 33 Kimber Myers
    Ostensibly aimed at an adult audience that craves equal parts romance and raunch, Fifty Shades Freed appears to have been written by a teenager – and not just because of its groan- and giggle-inducing dialogue, lack of emotional investment and thinly drawn characters. There’s no knowledge of any element of how the world functions, particularly in its approach to relationships.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 33 Kimber Myers
    Though 47 Meters Down perfunctorily succeeds in its aims to terrify the audience, it’s not as much fun as it could be due to it’s beyond brainless script, its casual sexism and its idiot characters.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    This is a film that’s better off unseen despite its lovely visuals.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The 1974 film was a nightmare that felt too close to reality, but this is merely unpleasant — and not in a good way.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Utterly dull thriller Drone tries to raise ethical and moral questions about modern warfare, but the audience can only dwell on the illogical plot and unsympathetic characters — if they can engage at all.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Even a cast with this many award wins and nominations can't salvage a script that will have viewers audibly sighing, rather than laughing.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The well-intentioned script from first-time writer-director Saila Kariat tries for emotional honesty but feels like a soap opera, and the cast doesn’t help it advance past dour melodrama.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Director Akan Satayev’s hacker thriller looks gorgeous, featuring locations around the world shot with crisp cinematography by Pasha Patriki. However, the script from Sanzhar Sultan is poorly structured and silly, revealing the emptiness beneath the shiny facade.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Actress and screenwriter Jessalyn Maguire brings her own challenges with anxiety and depression to both the lead role and the script, but the good intentions don’t create a good film with this psychology-driven drama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The script from director Scott Smith and co-writer Kevin Guilfoile thinks the rivalry between the two collectors is enough to sustain the narrative, but it doesn’t devote much of its energies to developing the relationship between Alan and Paul.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    There’s no shortage of areas to explore in philosophy, science and religion, but The Man From Earth: Holocene would rather spend its time with unlikable characters than deal with complex concepts.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Wallflower is a grueling viewing experience at times, and it never truly justifies its existence and the audience going through that pain.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Director Gustavo Ron and co-writer Francisco Zegers fill the movie to bursting with plot, turning what might have been a delightfully airy cream puff of a film into a soggy disaster.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Beyond its theme of the power of God’s love, Run the Race centers on the importance of forgiveness. Viewers who can overlook its flaws will find value in its message, but those outside its target demo will be unable to see beyond its cinematic sins.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The movie attempts to comment on reality-show culture, but it offers little insight beyond its ill-conceived premise. With suicide at its center, The Show is both tone-deaf and a tonal mess.
    • 3 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Contract to Kill looks remarkably cheap for a film whose characters wear Rolexes and take private planes. The money also wasn’t spent on the script from writer-director Keoni Waxman, which confuses a stream of expletives for wit.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The script blunts its own emotional impact with coincidences, odd choices and an ending that feels too neat, even for an inspirational film of this nature.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Written by and starring a bleached-blond Blake Jenner, Billy Boy is ambitious in its structure, style and editing, but the final product is disjointed and irritating.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    7 Guardians of the Tomb should be a B-movie blast, but it never seems aware of its own silliness.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    This feels like two movies for the price of one, but the audience isn’t getting a deal.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Liza, Liza, Skies Are Grey lacks a sense of what is essential to its story. It dwells on insignificant moments and inserts transition shots without logic, but skips over scenes or dialogue that could support Liza and Brett’s characters, their relationship and the choices they make.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Horton shows clear affection for the genre, but only the most indiscriminate horror fan could love this lumbering five-headed monster.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Though Skin in the Game is earnest in its attempts to shed light on human trafficking, the good intentions are buried under a thick layer of grime from its trashy script.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Other than a single, solid jump scare, this supernatural snooze barely qualifies to bear the genre's name.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Garrison’s McNeely damns the overlong film; he’s neither a good man nor a good character, someone that we can’t care about or care to watch.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    It approaches everything from suicide to Socrates with a facile touch, dealing with serious issues with an almost startling lack of depth and intelligence.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    As bland as its title, Something is a horror film with few scares and a mystery without answers.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    There’s something special here, but it’s surrounded by drudgery.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    It’s better than a number of indie films in its craft — particularly the thoughtfully composed cinematography from Kieran Murphy — but a flawed script ultimately keeps it from eking out a win.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City” may reward longtime fans of the video games by returning to the series’ origins, but others will find themselves wanting to leave town, much like the movie’s characters.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    This family film feels episodic and entirely aimless. Set pieces that could have been fun feel rushed, and it’s unclear whether the problem originates with moments that weren’t animated or if connecting scenes and shots were cut in post-production.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Unfortunately, while its intentions are as pure as the heart of its heroine, the biography offers little depth or insight into Yadvi. She is presented more as a flawless saint than a human princess in this drama mired in poor narrative structure and few details.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    There’s little fun to be had for the audience other than in some nicely executed special effects.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    As unpleasant and inert as its protagonist, "Amanda & Jack Go Glamping" is a romantic comedy that lacks both love and laughs — and likable characters.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Despite a strong effort from Naomi Watts, Shut In is more effective as a 90-minute commercial for the L.L. Bean aesthetic than as a pseudo-psychological thriller.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Action star and martial artist White is full of his usual charm and wit, but he and his sparks of humor feel out of place in this otherwise dour film.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Last Curtain Call may lament the emptiness of its protagonist’s hedonistic and selfish lifestyle, but the film itself offers few pleasures with its poor pacing and cliched script.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Repetitive lyrics, nonsensical camera angles and incomprehensible edits will leave viewers feeling anything but positive.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Trying to straddle the space between “Primer,” “Dark City” and “Memento,” 7 Splinters in Time ends up a frustrating trip to no man’s land. Despite an ambitious premise and style, the neo-noir sci-fi indie is a fractured narrative that can’t achieve what its lofty ideas intend.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    There’s clear affection for the ocean and its inhabitants in “Bernie the Dolphin,” but the movie’s script from Terri Emerson and Marty Poole is on the level of educational placards at a second-rate aquarium. It’s informative, but there’s little entertainment in director Kirk Harris’ film.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    “Spark” should earn points for originality, but it never invests in establishing its world or its characters in a way that engages viewers.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Director Elise Duran brings a background in reality TV to this sub-par rom-com, but there’s little of the real world here.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Peppered with dream sequences and flashes of its protagonist’s thoughts, Beach House is a murky mess. It feels more like a draft for a college creative writing class rather than a finished work.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    There isn’t a lot of insight or depth regarding the bestselling author’s life and experience beyond his career achievements.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The film’s heart appears to be in the right place, but its missteps and melodrama make this a fromage unworthy of savoring.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Kimber Myers
    The audience will likely spend most of the film squirming and grimacing in recognition at Aaron’s awfulness — especially when the film rewards him with an ending that is far kinder than the character deserves.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Its C-movie horror should only be experienced while under the influence when your judgment isn't at its best.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    This isn’t meant to be a polished, restrained indie drama, but its flaws don’t solely reside in writer-director Alberto’s avant-garde approach. Instead, its biggest misstep is the two central characters who are so unlikable as to be unwatchable.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Travis Hodgkins’ script strives to inspire, but it’s trite even for a drama about the magic of Christmas. Unfortunately, A New Christmas receives little help from either the amateur acting or first-time director Daniel Tenenbaum’s hand.
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    • 30 Kimber Myers
    Pretty but oh-so-dumb, Sugar Mountain is the cinematic equivalent of a himbo.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Kimber Myers
    The Bye Bye Man just skirts so-bad-it’s-good territory, unintentionally making the audience laugh more than they gasp.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Kimber Myers
    Berlin gives a good enough picture of its host city, delving into its complicated history and giving glimpses of its beauty. But few of the segments connect us to its inhabitants and visitors in any meaningful way.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Kimber Myers
    All around, the performances are fine, but they can’t move past the script from first-time director Jessie McCormack. She’s created a group of people that you’d avoid at a party, and being stuck with them for an hour and a half makes you feel like you’re being punished for doing something really awful.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Kimber Myers
    It’s the first feature film for director Aleksander Bach, and he shares the blame with the pair of screenwriters. His creation is a muddled mess that is briefly lifted by some fun set pieces, but never is more impressive than a 108-minute Audi commercial.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    Rattlesnakes imagines itself as a neo-noir, but that genre is more evident in its themes of revenge and ambiguous characters rather than in its nondescript style. This is a bland, unpleasant watch, all set to an equally grinding score.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Kimber Myers
    The director gives the audience a story that takes off in as many directions as the prison corridors, leaving us lost and dazed. But unlike the characters, the viewers never feel a moment of fear.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    While The Storyteller aspires to be a feature-length Hallmark card, it only manages dollar-store sentimentality in its plot and platitudes.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    John David Ware’s directorial debut is sloppy in its editing and camera angles, though the script from Bonné Bartron gave him little to work with. Unbridled stumbles further with clumsy product placement, making the film seem less sincere in its efforts despite its good intentions.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    Its incoherent script is packed with more “Star Wars” references than Kevin Smith’s entire oeuvre, but none of the laughs.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    It wants to be a commentary on the depravity of Hollywood and what people find entertaining, but instead it mostly just mirrors the media's habit of using sexual trauma as a plot device and surviving such horrors as a character trait.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Kimber Myers
    Scrolling through internet videos is generally regarded as a waste of time, but watching 100 minutes of cute animals on your phone is preferable to sitting through the laughably bad The Wolf and the Lion.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Kimber Myers
    Jexi is such a dumb, lazy film that it might have even the most ardent cinephile reaching for their device, ready to defend their defection to the dark side when faced with this clunker of a comedy.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    Somehow worse than its ridiculous title, Awaken the Shadowman is sillier than it is scary.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Kimber Myers
    Animated comic book panels hint at an attempt at style, but bad camerawork captures bad performances of bad dialogue.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    There’s more sex than dialogue here; it’s a small win because the clunky dialogue and its flat delivery from amateur actors is nigh unwatchable, not that the sex scenes are much better.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    This ambitiously titled documentary never really makes the reasons for its existence clear.
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    • 20 Kimber Myers
    While there are some cool creature effects and committed, physical performances by the actors playing the monsters, the movie’s worst sin isn’t the found-footage rules it ignores. Instead it breaks the cardinal rule of the larger horror genre, running 95 minutes without a single scare or moment of dread.

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