Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    For a tone poem on loneliness, fluid identity, and photogenic apartments, Enemy is the best entry in the genre since Roman Polanski’s The Tenant. And the last five minutes are just as unpredictable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 55 Jordan Hoffman
    It's darker, stranger and pushes more buttons.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    With Muppets Most Wanted, the vaudevillian pandaemonium is alive and well.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    History and politics are present in this film, but over at the kids table.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite the presence of grandfatherly Michael Caine, Kingsman’s tone is about as far from the Christopher Nolan-style superhero film as you can get. Verisimilitude is frequently traded in for a rich laugh. The action scenes delight with shock humour.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    The Lost City is a big studio release playing in theaters, and for any kind of “date night,” it is a solid base hit. But should you find yourself on an airplane a few months from now and this is a viewing option, that’s when it becomes a home run. It’s not a knock to admit we all desire comforting movies in uncomfortable situations.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s the same low-budget horror flick you’ve seen many times before, but it’s nice to see some local variants on a familiar theme.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a great story that lends itself to some striking scenes. Yet the film in total – if I may paraphrase Webb’s critics – has a number of holes.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s more to this movie than sweeping music and celebrating in slow motion. It all stems from Costner’s remarkable, taciturn performance as Coach White.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    This film looks absolutely gorgeous, but apart from its production design it is basically a disaster.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The noble intention to make us dwell on our culture, and perhaps shame its more voyeuristic members, quickly devolves into a cavalcade of tedium.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    He spent 28 years in prison and this is what he gets?
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s a streak of old-fashioned B-movie spooky playfulness here, and when actual, motivated characters are on screen it’s delightful.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It doesn’t make sense as a comedy, it doesn’t quite work as a drama, and it doesn’t follow the typical roadmap of a biopic, but Rules Don’t Apply is strangely compelling nonetheless.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There aren’t too many weird or original moments in Bad Moms...but Lucas and Moore, who wrote the script for The Hangover, know how to clear the stage for talented performers that can spin gold from next to nothing.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There are issues of trust between the two men. It’s unclear who is exploiting whom—and impossible to know what is being recreated for the camera and what is being captured “live.” This is all to the betterment of Voyeur, which, it isn’t too much of a spoiler to say, ultimately concludes that Mr. Talese and Mr. Foos aren’t all that different from one another.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    By the end of this relentless, sprawling and bloody crime opera it may be you who is on your knees, begging for the damn movie to just hurry up and end it.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What could have been mere summertime chum is actually one of the more cleverly constructed B-movies in quite some time.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a case of good acting saving a movie from its own poor choices.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The connection that these two are allegedly making must be taken on faith. Little is shown or spoken to sell it.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Go For Sisters is something of a frustration. It’s the least interesting crime caper ever, and there are fascinating characters forced to go through the motions as if any of us could possibly care.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Animator Raul Garcia’s 70-minute anthology of five Poe stories, Extraordinary Tales, has its moments, and will be a welcome respite for any middle schooler sitting through a boring lecture. But if we were ever asked if we wanted a second viewing, we’d have to quoth the raven: nevermore.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    God, it’s so obnoxious. And the worst thing is that it works. I was smiling and applauding at the end, then I had to take a long walk alone to wonder what was wrong with me.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    [A] gripping, well-acted and sharply-written low-budget drama.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    While Bad Boys for Life has a completely asinine story, generic action, predictable plot beats, moronic dialogue and truly reprehensible politics, I still had a good time.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    [A] touching, insightful and, at the end of the day, extremely well-meaning film.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Jordan Hoffman
    Like dining at Burger King, it's undeniably enjoyable, but may leave you with a queasy feeling when it's all over.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    To the Wonder is distinctly lacking in oomph and, without an emotional connection, without anything interesting happening on the screen, the beauty can only take you so far before the endeavor falls like a house of cards.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    The ludicrousness on display here is enormous.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s rare when you can pinpoint the exact moment a movie goes off the rails, but when Nerve downshifts from far-fetched parable into idiotic action, the film at least has the decency to speed itself along to get to the ending.

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