Jordan Hoffman
Select another critic »For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
487
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reviews
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is design work of the highest caliber and it is impossible to not enjoy simply watching these little buggers run around. It is unfortunate, however, that the creativity, originality and propulsive storytelling found in the original “Monsters Inc.” just didn’t matriculate with them.- Film.com
- Posted Jun 18, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
If anyone other than Hawkins were in this film, it would be very hard to recommend. With her in virtually every scene, it is a lovely, tiny character study.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 10, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
I spent the bulk of Paradise Love mimicking Edvard Munch’s “The Scream.” It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a disturbing film.- Film.com
- Posted Apr 28, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The on-stage moments of Entertainment are revelatory but, unfortunately, some of the in-between meat of the film doesn’t quite connect.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 2, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
There's a ton of technobabble that you have to take on faith, but Jones and Powell do more than sell it; they make it compelling.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Jul 10, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
The good news is that Ejiofor is great even in the scenes that don’t go anywhere. Those who find heaven here on earth in the form of strong film performances ought to commune with Come Sunday. The rest can sleep in.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 12, 2018
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s one hell of a yarn, which makes The Lovers and the Despot’s strangely soporific style something of a disappointment.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
A dark, dreary and dull “Mad Max in Neutral” from director David Michôd (“Animal Kingdom”) that tries to pass off its blunt narrative and repetitiveness as some sort of style.- Film.com
- Posted May 21, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It's got the thrills, it's got the creepy-crawlies, and it's got just enough plot to make you care about the characters. Alien: Romulus is a hell of a night out at the movies.- Entertainment Weekly
- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s coarse and it’s stupid, but it is, thanks mostly the two good performances and some stylish use of music and editing, a little bit moving.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 1, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Cheadle’s got the cred, and the period evocation is tremendous. It’s just that I’m not sure he has all that much to say- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 12, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This is a gift to cinephiles everywhere from deep in the cellar and we’re all lucky to get a sip.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 16, 2019
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- Jordan Hoffman
Finding Fela does an exemplary job of explaining, in musical terms, what made Fela standout, a simple enough step that most music documentaries ignore.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 is the worst thing Lars Von Trier has ever associated himself with.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Out of the Furnace is no disaster, but it doesn’t achieve what it hopes to achieve, and it has no one to blame but itself.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The first half of “The Congress,” while still fascinating, does suffer a bit from keeping its focus on the gripes and accusations between Hollywood actors and producers...Once the Philip K. Dick-meets-”Inception” second half kicks in, the implications grow more universal.- Film.com
- Posted May 22, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The remarkable storytelling that eventually emerges in Eden is something you should see, providing you feel that you can stomach it.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 19, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
There are a lot of twists and turns in the plot, but not all of them are satisfying. What does work are the performances, specifically Cooke and the richly sympathetic character she creates.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 7, 2017
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s shallow, it’s boring, it’s poignant, it’s clever, it’s poorly acted, it’s intentionally poorly acted, it has no story, it has marvelous scenes, it is artful, it is hallucinatory, it is shoddily put together. All response is valid.- Film.com
- Posted Mar 3, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
Split goes all-in on McAvoy slipping from persona to persona, and luckily he’s got the acting chops to sell it.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 27, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The scenes of artistic, scientific and communal triumph were significant. The isolated, solipsistic anger of each character, lost in their own identity loop, seemed like a perfect analogy for the conflicts in eastern Europe in the mid-1990s.- The Guardian
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- Jordan Hoffman
Directors Katie Graham and Andrew Matthews create a great framework for the epic nemesis battle, but also know when to pull back to keep the movie grounded in reality.- Film.com
- Posted Sep 23, 2013
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- Jordan Hoffman
The movie starts with the volume cranked to 10, then never takes a breath. At three hours it is unbearable. Yes, this is meant to be a “bad trip” of a movie, taking you inside the experience of someone undergoing a crisis, but there’s a limit. And then it’s revealed that this grown man has mommy issues. For that you made me sit through all this noise?- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2023
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- Jordan Hoffman
Young kids will find the second, more action-heavy half of the film entertaining, but everyone else will want to crawl into their shell.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
In this 75-minute straight shot of Discovery Channel cinema, no emotional crests are peaked, but viewers will come away informed.- The Dissolve
- Posted Aug 18, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
First with the telephone, then early cinema, the magic of wireless radio and, finally, television, Dreams Rewired bombards the senses with a thorough and clever montage of found footage from the 1890s to the pre-war era.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The specifics of the journey get all the attention, while the fundamental conflicts remain not just unoriginal, but alarmingly nonexistent.- The Dissolve
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
It isn’t just the sheer density of jokes that is impressive, but the diversity.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 3, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Certainly we care for Margaret and the way Walter has her trapped, but her character comes across as a cypher representing a great number of issues without being a real individual. This movie wants to be an oil painting, but ends up being more of a mass-produced, though good-quality print.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ti West’s pointless new film The Sacrament, an exercise in talking loud and saying nothing, isn’t just bad, it’s infuriating.- Film.com
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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