Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 55 Jordan Hoffman
    This is design work of the highest caliber and it is impossible to not enjoy simply watching these little buggers run around. It is unfortunate, however, that the creativity, originality and propulsive storytelling found in the original “Monsters Inc.” just didn’t matriculate with them.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    If anyone other than Hawkins were in this film, it would be very hard to recommend. With her in virtually every scene, it is a lovely, tiny character study.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    I spent the bulk of Paradise Love mimicking Edvard Munch’s “The Scream.” It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a disturbing film.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The on-stage moments of Entertainment are revelatory but, unfortunately, some of the in-between meat of the film doesn’t quite connect.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    There's a ton of technobabble that you have to take on faith, but Jones and Powell do more than sell it; they make it compelling.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The good news is that Ejiofor is great even in the scenes that don’t go anywhere. Those who find heaven here on earth in the form of strong film performances ought to commune with Come Sunday. The rest can sleep in.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s one hell of a yarn, which makes The Lovers and the Despot’s strangely soporific style something of a disappointment.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 46 Jordan Hoffman
    A dark, dreary and dull “Mad Max in Neutral” from director David Michôd (“Animal Kingdom”) that tries to pass off its blunt narrative and repetitiveness as some sort of style.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    It's got the thrills, it's got the creepy-crawlies, and it's got just enough plot to make you care about the characters. Alien: Romulus is a hell of a night out at the movies.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s coarse and it’s stupid, but it is, thanks mostly the two good performances and some stylish use of music and editing, a little bit moving.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Cheadle’s got the cred, and the period evocation is tremendous. It’s just that I’m not sure he has all that much to say
    • 64 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a gift to cinephiles everywhere from deep in the cellar and we’re all lucky to get a sip.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Finding Fela does an exemplary job of explaining, in musical terms, what made Fela standout, a simple enough step that most music documentaries ignore.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Jordan Hoffman
    Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 is the worst thing Lars Von Trier has ever associated himself with.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Hoffman
    Out of the Furnace is no disaster, but it doesn’t achieve what it hopes to achieve, and it has no one to blame but itself.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 87 Jordan Hoffman
    The first half of “The Congress,” while still fascinating, does suffer a bit from keeping its focus on the gripes and accusations between Hollywood actors and producers...Once the Philip K. Dick-meets-”Inception” second half kicks in, the implications grow more universal.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    The remarkable storytelling that eventually emerges in Eden is something you should see, providing you feel that you can stomach it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There are a lot of twists and turns in the plot, but not all of them are satisfying. What does work are the performances, specifically Cooke and the richly sympathetic character she creates.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s shallow, it’s boring, it’s poignant, it’s clever, it’s poorly acted, it’s intentionally poorly acted, it has no story, it has marvelous scenes, it is artful, it is hallucinatory, it is shoddily put together. All response is valid.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Split goes all-in on McAvoy slipping from persona to persona, and luckily he’s got the acting chops to sell it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    The scenes of artistic, scientific and communal triumph were significant. The isolated, solipsistic anger of each character, lost in their own identity loop, seemed like a perfect analogy for the conflicts in eastern Europe in the mid-1990s.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    Directors Katie Graham and Andrew Matthews create a great framework for the epic nemesis battle, but also know when to pull back to keep the movie grounded in reality.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Jordan Hoffman
    The movie starts with the volume cranked to 10, then never takes a breath. At three hours it is unbearable. Yes, this is meant to be a “bad trip” of a movie, taking you inside the experience of someone undergoing a crisis, but there’s a limit. And then it’s revealed that this grown man has mommy issues. For that you made me sit through all this noise?
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Young kids will find the second, more action-heavy half of the film entertaining, but everyone else will want to crawl into their shell.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Hoffman
    In this 75-minute straight shot of Discovery Channel cinema, no emotional crests are peaked, but viewers will come away informed.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    First with the telephone, then early cinema, the magic of wireless radio and, finally, television, Dreams Rewired bombards the senses with a thorough and clever montage of found footage from the 1890s to the pre-war era.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The specifics of the journey get all the attention, while the fundamental conflicts remain not just unoriginal, but alarmingly nonexistent.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It isn’t just the sheer density of jokes that is impressive, but the diversity.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Certainly we care for Margaret and the way Walter has her trapped, but her character comes across as a cypher representing a great number of issues without being a real individual. This movie wants to be an oil painting, but ends up being more of a mass-produced, though good-quality print.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 15 Jordan Hoffman
    Ti West’s pointless new film The Sacrament, an exercise in talking loud and saying nothing, isn’t just bad, it’s infuriating.

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