Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Greene makes it clear early on that his interests lie less with a news report than with what Werner Herzog dubbed “ecstatic truth”. The dial swerves between “catching something” to “clearly rehearsed” and back again, and all to the betterment of the final project.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 89 Jordan Hoffman
    Throughout the picture you understand the miracle and good fortune of finding love, and recognize the great changes in tolerance American society is currently (albeit slowly) undergoing.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Blackhat can’t decide if it is a grim, realistic story from the trenches or cyberwarfare or a giddy, “who cares if that makes sense?” Bond film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    I'd place it more alongside the enjoyable The Visit or Split, and, indeed, there are some story commonalities with both. It is, however, masterfully shot, with great use of wide angles, cropped frames, and a sense of foreboding inside and around the concert venue.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    G20
    If you do not find yourself hootin’ and hollerin’ at Viola Davis — excuse me, President Viola Davis — packing automatic weapons, tossing grenades, and charging into a helicopter, well, your loyalty to good, idiotic fun might be questioned.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    I give the odd, small film Maggie all the points in the world for experimenting with genre-blending and subverting audience expectations, but there’s just too much about it that fails to connect.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Da Sweet Blood of Jesus isn't entirely successful – and certainly offers few new insights into the nature of addiction – but it remains a welcome change of pace.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Ryan Reynolds does the best he can with the material.... But any intelligence is tossed once we get mired in a series of dull chase scenes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The result, while instantly forgettable, is a fundamentally pleasurable experience.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Carrie Pilby the film is 100% Carrie Pilby the character, a living quirk machine that in a lesser actor’s hands might be insufferable.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Both Rogen and Franco, who have marvellous chemistry and exude good cheer, continue to tweak their personas in this very amusing, very imbecilic film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 85 Jordan Hoffman
    Bonello's decision to show rather than tell keeps the audience on its toes.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    his bleak and somewhat sadistic picture is the type of movie that unfolds like a slow car wreck. You know something bad is going to happen, you just aren’t sure what, or how, and when it eventually happens it is repulsive and yet you still can’t turn away.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The bulk of The Intern is a morass of wackiness, a chain of sequences shot in a flat and predictable manner that range from tedious to idiotic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Age of Adaline, which starts off looking like a frothy series of excuses to put Blake Lively in some fabulously timeless gowns, ends up an emotional and even bold chamber drama. Its ending is ludicrous, but also perfect, and I’d be lying if I didn’t get a little choked up.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Jordan Hoffman
    It is highly likely you’ll forget the movie by the time you go to bed.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    While engaging, this Desierto is a little dry.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Jordan Hoffman
    Weirdly it's because it is so damned hokey that parts of the movie are agreeable. One can't help but laugh. That, plus the lead performer, Ben Wang as Li Fong, is extremely likable. He gives a terrific performance, even if you've seen every beat before.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s just too much good stuff to dismiss White Bird in a Blizzard out of hand, even if it does have a somewhat dull and desultory plot.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Plaza has found her Ron Burgundy: the vessel of a true imbecile in which to pour her strange genius.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Naishuller’s technique is one that could be well served as a shorter gimmick; a solitary action scene in a larger film. Hardcore is unrelenting and unforgiving in its commitment to be loud, fast, destructive and gross.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Everything about this picture is at such a deliberate arm’s length that it is hard to know what is meant to be whimsical and what is serious melodrama.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    No one in the film is particularly likeable, and while the global implications about epistemology are interesting, the specifics of this particular case, at least rendered here, are quite dull.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Jordan Hoffman
    The whole picture is lifeless and without consequence.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Life After Beth, a frustrating affair due to its waste of resources, feels rushed and under-rehearsed. It is a style of film-making that hopes it can glide its way into your good graces on ad-hoc performance flourishes, a wall-to-wall audio mix and editing patches. One soon recognizes this all a cover for one key issue: a lack of original ideas.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There are sequences of the four prowling the streets on their boards with a fatalist, sinister beauty that show Caple Jr is more than capable of crafting striking compositions. Unfortunately, the jump from image-making to storytelling in this case fails to stick the landing.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Unfortunately both Eisenberg and Stewart, both frequently brilliant, are on unsure footing here. The movie simply doesn't know if it wants to be Jason Bourne or Cheech and Chong.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Jordan Hoffman
    There aren’t any clever moments, just a parade of clichés you’ve seen in many other indie romances.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s as if everyone made this movie about the joy of being on vacation—while also taking one.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Surely there is a good movie to be made about caring polyamorous relationships, but as with any romantic story the audience needs to fall in love with the idea of these characters being in love.

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