Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

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Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Firth, who can still be a heartthrob when he wants, douses the smoldering embers of old romance and turns Archibald completely tense and awkward. It’s a wise choice that makes his eventual transformation more poignant.
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    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Regina Hall is always extraordinary — even in projects that are mediocre.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Andy Tennant’s tone, by the way, resembles that of religious films, like last year’s “Breakthrough” with Chrissy Metz. Holmes is wholesome, and her third-wheel suitor, Tuck (Jerry O’Connell), is well-intended, if tortilla-flat. The music is cheesy and inspirational. But the whole thing is covered in materialist grime.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Taps into our worst fears of what could happen during a quiet holiday with heart-thumping realism.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s long, dumb and there’s nothing below these high-school students’ conspicuously perfect complexions.
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    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Making an outlaw flick — not so easy, is it?
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Oh, the movie is brilliant without a doubt, but it’s dotted with such shocking moments, and there isn’t a whiff of pretentiousness to be found. Only guts and incredible visuals.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Cool though the skirmishes are, director Gina Prince-Bythewood’s film could use some more visual panache, given the unique historical backgrounds of her characters. The look, by and large, is rudimentary action flick. Still, it’s good fun and has more than a few winning one-liners.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Perhaps the sharpest casting is J.K. Simmons as a gruff wedding guest named Roy, who got trapped in the time-loop earlier after a misguided cocaine binge with Nyles. He pops up occasionally to hunt Nyles with a bow and arrow or a shotgun to seek revenge. You will cherish the 65-year-old Oscar winner’s interpretation of being high on coke.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Such a comedy cannot depend solely on its supporting cast, especially when they’re tasked with lifting up subpar material.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Outpost really is not a movie of wit or soaring inspirational speeches, but of no-holds-barred emotion. A story of young men in their 20s, with dreams and loved ones back home, who had the courage to risk it all for each other.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Hamilton the film is just OK.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A terribly funny sendup of the show that famously gave us “Waterloo” by ABBA in 1974, and now gives us a year’s supply of crazy. The Netflix film is the most enjoyable music industry parody since Christopher Guest’s folk satire “A Mighty Wind.”
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Worse, it’s as funny as a political science class.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film begins at ugh and ends at dang. You don’t yell at the screen so much as yawn at it. An intriguing plot then turns into a telltale heart that doesn’t pulse.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s the most touching dramedy about young women battling over a sash since “Little Miss Sunshine.”
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    This fantasy flop is sunglasses-and-fake-mustache bad.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Good for Lee for being a director of many ideas in a heartless Hollywood of sequels and franchises.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    The final shot of Apatow’s movie is the iconic Staten Island Ferry, bringing to mind “Working Girl,” “Manhattan” and countless other New York City classics. The King of Staten Island joins that list.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    "I need something bad and fast,” criminal Graham Bricke says to a weapons dealer early in The Last Days of American Crime. The Netflix action film definitely fulfills one of those criteria: It is so, so bad — but it is ever eye-gougingly slow.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Whatever sophisticated point Decker and screenwriter Sarah Gubbins aim for here is undone by its pretentious academic characters, whose arrogant droning would make you switch seats if you were next to them at a coffee shop.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    If Canadian director Bruce McDonald’s dreams are anything like the disgusting underworld we see in his new movie Dreamland, get the man a doctor.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Vast of Night goes cold-turkey on most of the elements that have come to define science-fiction in recent years. There are no explosions, car chases, superheroes, hot aliens or lack of self-respect here. Instead, it boldly goes where great sci-fi used to go.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The lovable Ross, who does her own singing, doesn’t have her mom Diana’s diva energy, and Johnson speaks with only a rote understanding of music. The film’s one twist is as predictable as tomorrow’s itinerary.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Most of their scenes come off as low-stakes dueling stand-up routines, rather than a plot that builds.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    The CGI, by the way, looks awfully cheap in a market that includes boundary breakers such as Pixar and DreamWorks. Hanna-Barbera was never the animation powerhouse that Disney and Warner Bros. were back in the day, but it overcompensated with personality. Warner Animation Group’s Scoob! has got none of that.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    For those of you who thought Al Pacino yukked it up too much as Jimmy Hoffa in “The Irishman,” get ready for this ham dinner.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    If you want to celebrate the life of legendary actor Brian Dennehy, who died last month at age 81, start with one of his final films: Driveways. His performance as a widowed veteran is right up there with his finest screen work, which makes his passing all the sadder.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    We learn very few specific details about this somewhat monotonous guy, and yet that vagueness makes him and his quest more relatable.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Sometimes it’s refreshing when a movie is just an improper noun that delivers what it promises.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Abe
    The blend of coming-of-age and coming-together in director Fernando Grostein Andrade’s film is a poignant one, regardless. The lessons Abe learns about life through Chico and his inventive cooking are made all the more beautiful by how tasty and colorful the food looks. And with Schnapp’s work in the title role, I found myself believing that a 12-year-old Brooklyn boy just might be able to solve the world’s thorniest conflict with an appetizer.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    This bore fest is nearly two hours of sizzle-less romance and thudding dialogue, centered around the sort of obnoxious free spirit who’d start up an unwanted conversation with you at a bar
    • 50 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    There simply aren’t enough synonyms for “loathsome” to do the new movie The Hunt justice. Perhaps if we expand into other languages. C’est détestable! È ripugnante!
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Here’s what’s smart about director Gavin O’Connor’s film: Although a lot of movies about addiction fixate on the agonizing and physically punishing withdrawal process, this one doesn’t.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Here’s some perfectly mindless couch viewing.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    The style and tone of writer-director Dan Scanlon’s movie has elements of DreamWorks’ “Shrek” and “How To Train Your Dragon” mixed with the siblings-with-secrets aspects of Disney’s “Frozen.” But Onward is better for the change-up. That stylistic and narrative departure gives us Pixar’s most heartfelt story in years.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Many modern teen issues are touched upon — depression, anxiety, eating disorders — and because of the honest performances from Smith and Fanning, you ache for them.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Coogan and Isla Fisher, as his friendly ex-wife, are well-cast, if too mean and fake. But their comic talents are wasted on Michael Winterbottom’s sorry attempt at a mockumentary. Actually, it’s a bit greedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    What a gift Zeitlin has with children. He showed that special skill with “Beasts,” but does even more so here, with the kid ensemble being full of personality and entirely unrestrained. The freedom and unbridled joy they find on the island are infectious, like their movie.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Premature doesn’t break much new ground. But it sure breaks hearts.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    You never believe Buck is the genuine article, so moments of danger and even cute mannerisms don’t land. Even the best-trained contestant at Westminster has some unpredictability.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Watching The Photograph is like looking through a friend’s old photo album — it’s not as exciting as your friend thinks it is.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Thanks largely to the feisty Deutch, Buffaloed is a fun time, even if it’s about everybody’s least-favorite kind of phone call.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    On the whole, the pairing of these two comedy titans is forgettable and slow as an ice age. To put it in skiing parlance: Downhill is pizza-ing when it needs to french-fry.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    If the title makes you wince, know the movie is a lot better than it deserves to be. You’ll actually care about what happens to the prickly blue dude, even if you never cared about getting to zone seven.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Wood, like fellow mega-franchise star Daniel Radcliffe, has found a comfy home in indie films. And he has the perfect presence for this one, in particular.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Birds of Prey moves at a breakneck pace with a dry, totally unsentimental sense of humor, and it never gets caught up in cliched morals or weighty lessons.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The newest “Dragon” adventure, once again written and directed by Dean DeBlois, achieves real visual artistry.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    But like he seems to do with every project these days, Grant runs away with the movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Todd Robinson is the victim of his own noble intentions, turning each and every moment into an ice bucket of sentiment.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The plot isn’t really, but who cares? Think of Bad Boys for Life as a Pennsylvania highway store: full of explosives and fun.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    There is a strong emotional connection to Victor Hugo’s giant novel, which has been turned into a Broadway musical, movies and TV shows. This version remains a tale of downtrodden Parisians and dogged policemen who hound them. Only now we get 21st-century twists: teens with drone cameras, members of the Muslim Brotherhood and a Romani circus.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Please wipe this movie from my “Memory.”
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although director J.J. Abrams tries his darndest to finish the job, conjuring up nostalgia like a TV medium, “Rise” doesn’t feel like the last chapter of the biggest American movie franchise. It’s just another well-made “Star Wars” flick.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    What Bombshell has going for it is a jaunty pace. The film by Jay Roach — the “Austin Powers” director who’s had rotten luck with dramas — clips along and is always watchable. But it misguidedly mimics other annoying, ripped-from-the-headlines movies, such as “The Big Short” and “Vice,” that rely on Elvis-impersonator acting, smug narration and quick cuts. Sometimes, you just want to see a tough topic taken seriously.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    “Pieces” becomes just like every other addiction film, relying on colorful addict characters and torture-porn scenes to arrive at a hopeful end.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    For a film that takes place largely in a basket, Harper manages an epic mood. Nonetheless, you can’t help but feel swindled by Hollywood’s hot air.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    1917 is a modern war classic and one of the best movies of the year.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The fun in Knives Out is watching an ensemble of super-serious actors getting to misbehave.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Matsoukas also finds two first-rate performances in Kaluuya and Turner-Smith. Theirs is one of the more carefully paced romances in recent memory, and the subtle way their tension switches from fear to desire is masterful.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    One of the worst depictions of our city ever filmed.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A taut thriller, The Good Liar keeps you guessing ’til its explosive end. Director Bill Condon’s film is based on the novel by Nicholas Searle, and builds much in the same way a book does. You gotta get through the first 30 pages to become fully absorbed.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    With Frozen II, Disney has done the impossible: It’s made a terrific animated-musical sequel.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Scott and Balinska are capable, but bland. The actress who gets most in the oversize spirit of the occasion is Stewart, showing more personality and comic chops than she has before.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Andy Fickman (“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2”) favors poop jokes and the cringe-humor of watching little kids court danger with a nail gun, kerosene, an ax and sometimes literally fire.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The complex plot takes some time to get used to, especially if you’ve come to the theater expecting a story consistent with the simplicity of “The Shining.” If that was easy as pie, this is easy as Pi. But when it confidently hits its stride near the middle, Doctor Sleep is gripping.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s a shame that George Michael’s final major artistic contribution to the world is the crummy movie Last Christmas. In its shoddy attempt to make a splash in the British romantic-comedy genre, it amounts to nothing more than a careless whisper.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    You’ll never look at Shia LaBeouf the same way after seeing Honey Boy, the affecting movie that’s inspired by his own life. If you run into him on the street, you’ll want to give the poor guy a hug.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Skarsgård is dangerous as ever here, but writer-director Dan Krauss’ drama offers very little insight into the minds of these men, and we’re left with no satisfying takeaway. It’s just one upsetting scene after another.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    As blissfully simple as James Cameron’s original “Terminator” framework was, “Dark Fate” has a tendency to toss in unnecessary confusions.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Though the cast is a decade older, Zombieland: Double Tap is no less funny. Thanks to some new additions, it’s even more riotous.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    In “Mistress of Evil,” everything is a notch less fun, romantic and engaging.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Not so good is Lily-Rose Depp as French princess Catherine. Say what you will about francophile Johnny Depp — he’s never boring. But his daughter, with her vacant expression, lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    The voice work and the overly smooth animation mostly stink.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    You’re not dreaming. Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, Happy Gilmore, Robbie Hart and the guy that sang “The Hanukkah Song” is doing the finest work of his career in Uncut Gems, a new crime comedy co-written and directed by Joshua and Benny Safdie. Pigs have flown, for Sandler is brilliant.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    [A] sublime drama, sprinkled with moments of lightness.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    Scorsese is at the top of his game here. His film is never boring, and it explores some unexpectedly deep themes for mafiosos.

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