Joe Neumaier
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
What director Andrew Stanton has brought forth from Burroughs' limited, hoary source material is actually kind of fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 8, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Giamatti is one of the few guys who could take a joke about a chickpea-sized soul and make a meal of it.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director James Mottern's drama has a lived-in feel, but is notable mainly for Michelle Monaghan's glam-less turn as Diane.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Saldana has a harder lift, as Maggie is striving for something better yet has to often be reactive. In scenes with the adorable Wolodarsky and Aufderheide, she listens and acts intently. But there are too many times when she’s forced to just look worried. Still, Saldana, like so many things in Forbes’ likable but tricky film, does her best in a tough situation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 18, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Often static and follows a familiar trajectory. Yet it has power, partly because Simmons does a fine job of showing how hurt Henry is that his taste didn't imprint on Gabe beyond grade school; what was their music became, simply, dad's music.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Lars von Trier's end-of-days drama Melancholia feels as if it's something from another world...but even by his standards this remote yet lovely funereal dirge is in its own orbit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Riveting, especially since these animals' population has horrifyingly dropped from 450,000 to 20,000 in a half-century.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 18, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Falls short of being revelatory, yet has a mysterious, sturdy power that grows on you.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
So with a wink, a nudge and a heaping portion of Midwestern charm, Thin Ice reels us in. Comparisons to "Fargo" and other convoluted little capers like "House of Games" are fair, but when taken on its own terms, this quirky drama thrums along in a low-blood-pressure way.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 17, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Winstead and director James Ponsoldt add something gripping and modern to the cinema of recovery, a well-mined genre that can still, it seems, yield thoughtful surprises.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 12, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Nick Hamm's movie is sparky and fun, and full of affectionate pokes at the '80s music scene. It's also, in terms of music biopics, probably better than the real thing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 4, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Real-life geopolitical blunders aside, The Interview generally hits its marks. And every time it does skid into juvenile idiocy — with too much scatological humor, for instance, and an overuse of “you-go-bro!” attitude — it follows it with a stride or two toward uproarious meta-satire.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Like the politicians it skewers, it knows the real winner is the stupidity, stupid.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie itself is an intriguing but ultimately unspecial Feds-vs.-hoods drama. But as the sinister, snakelike South Boston criminal Whitey Bulger, Depp delivers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
As a wry, knowing narrator guides us in and out of their symphonic affair, there’s no doubt the trip is worth it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
More serious-minded than expected, with a unique and savvy point of view.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 18, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Owing a debt to Albert Brooks’ early comedies, Red Flag might be too much if it weren’t just right.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Oliver Schmitz's rhythms take a while to ease into, and admittedly, there is never a bright moment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Well-acted and grounded in reality, Brick Lane is never overly emotional, even when it deals with the days after 9/11.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This well-made, elegant doc follows the British actress as she travels and discusses life, art, fashion, sex and death with various friends and collaborators, including novelist Paul Auster and photographer Peter Lindbergh.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 4, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Enough Said doesn’t have the intimacy of Holofcener’s “Walking and Talking” or “Lovely & Amazing,” but it still cuts close the bone. Often so close we have to smile in self-defense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A little more variation in the script, though, might have yielded something truly great.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Lee Chang-dong's soulful, affecting film is as quiet as a tomb and has a disturbing, critical underside that's hard to shake off.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 25, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Colorful folks and cool stunts abound, but casual viewers may still utter a big "Why?"- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Predestination may have the trippiest, weirdest take yet on the time-travel concept.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 8, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This beautifully observed drama creates an intimate feel and gently observed moments of connection and angst. Then things move forward with almost too heavy of a heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Some of Hyde Park on Hudson feels like lost scenes from "The King's Speech," the 2010 Oscar-winner about King George. It doesn't help that "Hyde's" own rhythms, appealing as they are, are often soporific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The jokes are hit-and-miss, but the cast is uniformly game, with Labine stealing the show.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Australian director Cate Shortland’s straightforward approach to the blinders worn by Hitler Youth creates a disconcerting and eerie film, made even more memorable since it’s seen through the prism of childhood’s end.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Throughout, Hollyman rings true . She’s heartfelt, freaked-out and never too way out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 5, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It's amazing that in an era of oversharing and reality TV, a doc consisting mostly of cable TV clips and personal reminiscences can be so resonant.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Even with no wood sprites, witches or spells, there’s plenty of magic in this coming-of-age charmer.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 5, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
His years of success aren't as gripping as Kapadia, and Senna's legend, would have us believe. He had no demons besides fame, and no hurdles besides a recklessness that went with the territory.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
A committed cast and pensive insights into family and self-expression help make this indie drama work.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It doesn't try too hard, but what The Lie is working at, in its unassuming, amusing way, is a mini-portrait of growing pains in a time of extended adolescence. The truth is, that kind of thing is never easy, no matter what age.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 17, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
"2" works harder to land punches, but when it does, it provides the kind of fun it's fan base hopes for. But expectations, and targets, are lower all around.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Andrew Dosunmu’s film is big-hearted and rich, frequently using slow motion to underscore an artful intimacy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Peter Mullan and Olivia Colman give such hard-as-nails, lived-in performances in this stark drama directed by Irish actor Paddy Considine ("In America," "Cinderella Man") that it's impossible not to be pulled in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 17, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The rhythms of this comedy-drama may be familiar, but besides its fratty title, it's surprisingly sophisticated.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This uneven but often charming movie produced by Spielberg gets so many things right, including its practiced naivete. What's missing, however, is a crucial sense of connection to itself.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 9, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
With the combo of Neeson’s natural solemnity and his action chops, “Tombstones” treads compellingly amongst lesser thrillers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Posted Feb 17, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the limitations inherent in the genre, it actually delivers.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Chronicle is an energetic hodgepodge that tweaks familiar conventions just enough to seem fresh. Forget the X-Men - these are iHeroes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 10, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Weithorn, a sitcom vet whose credits include "Ned and Stacey" and "The King of Queens," makes sure even the quiet moments in the unassuming "A Little Help" move things forward. And that every one of Laura's missteps is in the right direction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly suffers from more than a dollop of boredom. Like the ornate dollhouse that plays a part, "Arrietty" is lovely and well-appointed, but filled with only what you bring to it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
With action this strong, the script just needs to be serviceable - and that's exactly what it is.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Fascinating and, when you see Afghan versions of Simon Cowell and Co. reacting to tryouts, a reminder of how fame and the thirst for it is the same in any language.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Plot is not the movie’s strong suit. But stylish set pieces are, including one epic blast-a-thon alongside a pool.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 23, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Even with all the inconvenient truths exposed, Stone's film is still, sadly, inescapably crucial.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s visual poetry here and haunted performances from Mezzogiorno and Timi -- who plays two roles, and is especially gripping as Dalser’s grown son.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The good-natured cast helps distract from a barely sketched plot and outrageously cheap production values.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Before going off in conventional directions, "Circus" is terrifically weird, funny and garish. Bozo and Clarabelle it ain't.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This one could have flown over the cuckoo's nest, or smacked into a glass pane, but instead lands in the middle of the road where quirky and popular meet.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
As narrated by Mickey Rourke and with appearances from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno, the movie captures the men who mix “sports, entertainment, art and a way of life” — as the former Governator describes body sculpting. It’s their honesty that looms large.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It's strange to call a film with so much nudity and simulated sex "old-fashioned," but The Sessions nicely bridges that gulf.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 18, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
There are big special effects, of course, but refreshingly, this third (and final?) movie in the franchise is like a pleasant stroll through familiar halls.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Without giving anything away, much of the excruciatingly teased-out tension here echoes the first movie without upping the ante.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Kekilli sensitively portrays Umay's conflicted despair, and the relationship with her son is beautifully rendered.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Almodovar makes some missteps in his icky mélange of melodrama and mischief, but the end result is playfully devious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Martin starts at the outrageous accent and spins out from there, and that's fine for this. And there are a few snicker-worthy scenes.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
To use carnival lingo: Thrilling? Not quite; since Levi's film has no clear goal for Stan to reach. Spectacular? Truth be told, those skeptical of Stan's abilities may still walk out as nonbelievers. Fascinating? Absolutely, because if you take time to listen, everyone's life is a three-ring circus.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This rather elegant movie, like a bold new 'do, is both not what you'd expect and exactly what you feared.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 11, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Filmed — patiently, beautifully — over that same length of time, the film’s day-to-day aches are quiet and lovingly rendered.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Eisenberg - seemingly in every other movie nowadays - gives his best performance since 2005's "The Squid and the Whale" in a film that dramatizes a fascinating New York story.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Jon S. Baird lets Welsh’s language fill up the room, even when it’s a wee bit hard to fathom.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The cast is uniformly appealing in out-of-left-field ways, but writer-director Brooks Branch lets the story amble lazily, which -- like Gabriel and almost every character like him you've ever seen -- gets a little tiring.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This thought-provoking but overlong doc wins points for being all-inclusive.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
While Lucky Them may not be a classic, the actors at least find a cool groove.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Best of all, we take a trip back to Depression-era New York and grasp its resonance more than 80 years later. Delicious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Every performer is tough and charismatic, especially Honglei Sun, who, as Jamukha, gives so many neck-cracks, guttural howls and conspiratorial smiles he's like a Chinese Marlon Brando.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Harrelson though, is in every scene, and seeing him burn up Rampart is positively arresting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
“Natural” perfectly describes Nolte’s performance, too. With his growly voice and bear-like aura, he might be dismissed as a walking sight gag, but don’t let that fool you. Nolte’s way with a joke is nimble, and his delivery is spot-on.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the ominous feel, this is a mystery about losing or gaining lives and unknown detours.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 11, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Kline, who has done a lot of chewy character roles after several stage triumphs, is as sly and leonine as ever. His performance here obliterates that phony accent he used in "French Kiss."- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If one performance could tilt a movie the direction it needs to go, John C. Reilly's expertly left-of-center turn in Terri is it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s never laugh-out-loud funny or inside-track smart, but in a summer full of bombastic failures, a lack of pretense is enough.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Like a dime-store holiday card, this Christmas Carol is well-crafted but artless, detailed but lacking soul.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite some tough-to-take moments, this challenging, smart movie is worth the trip.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Grace, especially, gives a turn that could be a twerpy cousin to Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia"; Fischer's dead-eyed responses to this Mensa-member/player who think he's book jacket-hot are priceless.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
No one conveys late-life elegy and cool intellectual cunning like Langella.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A racial melodrama that, until it stumbles into obvious and maudlin territory, is a thoughtful work thanks to Octavia Spencer, Anthony Mackie and especially Kevin Costner.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The reason director Fernando Meirelles' intimate drama 360 succeeds where other adaptations of Arthur Schnitzler's 1897 sexual circle-back play "La Ronde" haven't is, ironically, because it puts less emphasis on body heat and more on intellectual coolness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 2, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Craig Zobel's indie, based on real cases, has a sharp psychological point and a can't-look-away quality even as it turns horrifically dark.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Yoichi Sai's movie may be a bit tough for young viewers, but it is gentle and illuminating.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 17, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
While McNairy and Mendelsohn are solid but almost too showy, Liotta, Jenkins, Sam Shepard and a chewy supporting cast beautifully fill in the blanks. Killing Them Softly adds each of its characters to a punchy, prosaic tale that believes in America, one way or another.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Overlong but ambitious, Woo proves he's as good at tactical maneuvers as he is at close-quarters combat.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The main reason this gorgeous-looking, sweet-hearted but so-so movie remains grounded is a herky-jerky, cobbled-together story that squawks when it should sing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer Sarah Koskoff's nuanced script and director Todd Louiso's ("Love, Liza") delicate tone follow indie terrain, but go the right way.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 8, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
As a virtual tour of what Earth Day is about, kids ought to be entranced. If it helps them get greener, even better.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
It also has another watchable turn from Ice Cube, and, as with his previous films, the rap artist-actor leads by example.- New York Daily News
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