Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
What Room 237 is really about is how movies inspire passion. Which is a great thing, even if it comes out in wack-job ways.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The faces and voices are endlessly compelling as they talk about what inspires them to lay down beats and recall the early days in New York. Ice-T, disentangled from acting, makes himself a fine focal point.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Keshavarz's vision is clear and heartfelt, and everyone has an urgency in their eyes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This beautifully photographed drama is well-played throughout with great conscience without becoming heavy-handed.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This trip through the seminal performance artist's (often literal) body of work is sometimes too cozy, yet Abramovic might argue that objectivity is impossible if truth is the destination.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Megumi Sasaki's film feels like a cozy visit with neighbors whose insights are priceless.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
A well-done, conscientious and funny little film that recalls "Clueless," only with more heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Toscanini plays a role in the tale, as does Einstein and a young Zubin Mehta. If director Josh Aronson tries to follow a few too many strands of the story, it's only because there's so many tantalizing ones.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
If Hitchcock had done a coming-of-age drama, it might have resembled this haunting, nervous, sad movie about an early twentysomething.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Thor: The Dark World may not be thunder from the movie gods, but it is — shock! — an entertaining journey into mystery, action and fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Quirky, but infinitely more interesting than big-budget Hollywood cousins.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Weixler is a delight, and director Tom Gammill captures the right level of deadpan to pull this off.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Is it all valid? Perhaps. Should the film's questions be addressed? Absolutely.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 31, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
As the team gets in shape, a hot new ringer is brought in and the fallen son redeems himself - and director Steve Rash's movie wins us over.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 31, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Its hard sell wears you down and draws you in, even as you know you're being manipulated.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Yelling is a prosaic look at a hard life. Like Sweetness, the movie finds its way by instinct.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The genuinely sweet nature of this sometimes clunky movie is mixed with a little sass, and wins you over.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 2, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Even after experiencing the film, what they've gone through - and how they deal with it - deliberately remains a mystery.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Though he has a true appreciation for detail, Joffe has the scar-faced Pinkie so scurvy that Rose ought to run the minute she sees him.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Adventureland has the structure of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride: It goes where you expect, and may fill you with dread.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Those who only know Chiwetel Ejiofor from his quietly powerful work in the Best Picture-winning “12 Years a Slave” should see him here — to experience his range.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Johnson's feel for the rhythms of reconnection are steady, and she and her fine actors make Return one of only a handful of films to honestly address what to many is heartbreaking reality.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This fantasy adventure lacks focus when it should be laser-sharp, and stumbles when it could soar.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
As a vampire might say, "Be- vaaare , all who enter here above the age of 7! What lies on the screen ... is not for you !"- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 27, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Every generation gets the time travel it deserves. Project Almanac isn’t “Time After Time” (1979) or “Back to the Future” (1985) or “12 Monkeys” (1996), but the new release does turn out to be a surprisingly jaunty trip for jaded Gen-Y kids.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Peace, Love and Misunderstanding has a place for everybody in its heart-of-gold band.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 7, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Their mundane meetings underscore how easily secrets are leaked, but unfortunately, scenes of meetings between Presidents Reagan (Fred Ward) and Mitterrand seem hollow and naive. Kusturica and Canet are strong, though, as is Willem Dafoe as an American intel officer.- New York Daily News
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 2, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This quiet drama is not for everyone. It may not even be for fans of Hungarian auteur Bela Tarr, whose spare, naturalistic films can be, well, trying. (The director has said that "Horse" will be his final film.)- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The film isn't easy to watch, but its portrait of perseverance and ecological commitment is enlightening.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The scope of director Peter Chan's military drama is impressive, though this sometimes-rousing depiction of strategy and loyalty in mid-1800s China pales next to recent, similar historical epics like "Red Cliff" and "Mongol."- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Malcolm Venville, who made the British gangster flick "44 Inch Chest," has a strong handle on the tone, so even the familiar twists feel fresh.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This terrific, full-meal chronicle of the men and their mouths lets us hear from them not only during debates, but also in subsequent interviews, memoirs and articles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Trouble With the Curve is easily digestible in chunks – if it were a CBS show, it'd be called "Postseason With Morrie" - and it has an affectionate view of grubby motels, greasy diners and small-town scoreboards.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 15, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The politician who almost pathologically asked the question "How'm I doin'?" clearly never needed a view outside his own. Which is as New York as it gets.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The shadow of Terrence Malick falls hard across this Texas crime drama, a beautiful-looking prose poem that starts strong but winds up with nowhere to go.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A fascinating, alternate-universe look at the dawn of the music-sharing phenom — once a cause of concern in the industry, yet now a footnote to our all-digital music marketplace.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director Kari Skogland adapts a beloved Canadian novel gracefully and with plenty of spunk, the same way its main character moves through the world from cradle to grave.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie sometimes has the feel of an Olympic sprinter running in place. There’s so much energy expended to get to one spot. Constant searches beget more searches. It all gets exhausting.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The modern stuff is undeniably fawning. But given the eye-popping visuals, you understand the enthusiasm. Especially if you left your heart, and thousands of dollars in quarters, in an arcade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 6, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Talk about style over substance: The sheer volume of musical, comic-strip and video-game influences, riffs and licks in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" can get exhausting, but they also are what lift this romantic coming-of-age tale from this world to someplace totally ... else.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie grips us partly because Bakri’s performance is alternately casual and calculated.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
It's a shame neither actress can truly "go for the jugular," as Alan says at one point. This is a work that would allow for it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Often it’s the fighters themselves who best sum up the appeal of “the sweet science.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Cahill, who did the equally heady, intriguing drama “Another Earth” (2011), keeps the tone consistent. He makes certain his cast walks a savvy tightrope, keeping things taut.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Peepli Live may not consistently hit the mark, but it's savvy and humane, which goes a long way.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Scott Thomas breathes more emotion into Juliette's affectless, haunted demeanor than most actors do with pages of dialogue.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Intimate and intellectual, the film — with a title taken from J.D. Salinger — focuses on the type of person you pass on the street, see in a coffee shop or sit next to on the subway who makes you wonder what life he’s led. One full of melody and muse, it turns out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Once it's high-concept plot kicks in, Gervais' hilariously self-deprecating persona is really all that keeps it grounded.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Either the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movies are getting better, or I've accidentally buried my brain for the winter. The third entry in the franchise - Chip-Wrecked - is, dare I say, the charm.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Branagh, working from a script by Chris Weitz, gives the film emotional heft. James’ performance — never saccharine, often staunchly independent — makes the story’s more regressive elements float away.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Affectionate but also winking (the "Star Wars"-riff title gives away its lack of objectivity), with a good history of how far fandom has come, "A Fan's Hope" is really for those who've turned to the far side, but is ready to turn on a tractor beam for everyone else.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 12, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're able to think of characters as just air bubbles to get past, then dive in, the excitement's fine.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 4, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Justin Chadwick ("The Other Boleyn Girl") shows admirable restraint bringing this true story to the screen, and Litando does much with glimmers of emotion and wells of dignity.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Families who have already raced to “Monsters University” and “Despicable Me 2” will find Turbo an acceptable third-place finisher. A sort-of escargot-meets-“Cars” adventure, it has some sharp vocal turns and remains fun even when its inventiveness runs out of gas.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The Lifeguard is one of those deceptive movies that, to its credit, winds up being about more than just an easy-to-describe tagline. In this case, that line would be: “Woman goes back to hometown, sleeps with high school boy.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
What's cool and always kicky is seeing a country's irreverent movie trash being treated with such, well, reverence.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Quiet moments after big decisions are where the power lies in this absorbing French drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
At least Leonardo DiCaprio, grounded and sure, has commitment to spare. His portrayal of Hoover is undeniably terrific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
An extraordinary morsel of a movie, and yes, you'll want sushi afterward. But it won't taste like Jiro's.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 9, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 11, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Nothing terribly special here, but perfectly played and a spiritual cousin to such early ’90s indies as “Naked in New York” and “Ed’s Next Move.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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