For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Leave it to Al Pacino to find the good in the mediocre.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    There’s a lot left unsaid in director Anja Marquardt’s chilly yet intimate and thought-provoking indie drama. But what should be said loud and clear is that actress Brooke Bloom is riveting. Emanating everyday grace and real depth, she plays a sex surrogate handling several needy and emotionally wounded clients.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Sean Penn’s bad side makes for good action-drama in The Gunman. There’s a grubby, redemptive quality that makes this tough-minded flick feel like the son of “Serpico” and “Salvador.”
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Every scene is entwined in clunkiness.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Crisply directed but inescapably pious and, worse, narratively poky.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Branagh, working from a script by Chris Weitz, gives the film emotional heft. James’ performance — never saccharine, often staunchly independent — makes the story’s more regressive elements float away.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Intimate and intellectual, the film — with a title taken from J.D. Salinger — focuses on the type of person you pass on the street, see in a coffee shop or sit next to on the subway who makes you wonder what life he’s led. One full of melody and muse, it turns out.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Often it’s the fighters themselves who best sum up the appeal of “the sweet science.”
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Fatigue is all we get from Run All Night.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Sam Worthington and Jim Sturgess are solid as two of the four kidnappers, but Swedish director Daniel Alfredson pushes the caper button too many times. More sly wit would have helped things come to a head.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Unfinished Business squanders almost every opportunity provided by its potentially funny premise. Instead, it becomes yet another blotch on star Vince Vaughn’s résumé.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    What the film doesn’t show enough of is how these people got their positions of power. We get much more of the other side, the legitimate scientists, and too much of a magician who pops up to describe cons and double-talk. But he shows how a bunko artist is a bunko artist, whether on a corner or on CNN.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Yes, there are good moments from a team of veteran British actors, but overall, this return visit to the 2012 gray-set rom-com is deadly dull.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    The stories are horrifying, but essential to hear. Kirby Dick’s important documentary puts a personal face to the staggering numbers.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    What on earth is Salma Hayek doing starring in this exploitative, junky piece of torture trash?
    • 56 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Will Smith may have run through every trick in his bag. In Focus, the one-time fresh prince and former box-office champ looks tired, bored and, even worse, uninspired.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Forget the minor, derivative scares in The Lazarus Effect. The real jolt here is seeing a well-known name playing a monstrous evil force.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    This version of the time machine is more powerful — it’s made me go back and hate the original.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The actors are in good form, but McFarland, USA can’t find its footing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All the low-hum, behavioral buffoonery gets a bit tedious. Still, cheers to Cross for the satirical road he covers, even with all the potholes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    This great-looking, often spellbinding film also shows Lee’s sometimes pervasive theatricality threatening to chomp into the story. But the swirling strangeness of “Sweet Blood” makes it his most mesmerizing work since the underrated “Bamboozled” (2000) and “25th Hour” (2002).
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This is a terrific time capsule with a resonant message.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Talk about lost in space. The whacked-out outer-space melodrama Jupiter Ascending has embedded in its genes the DNA of “Barbarella” and “Flash Gordon,” some dust from “Dune” and even a bit of Michael Jackson’s Disneyland short “Captain Eo.”
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Sergei Bodrov’s movie is based on a kids’ book in which Tom was a 12-year-old, and the actors wisely pitch their performances to a young crowd.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    All the men's wives are shrews, prigs or doormats; all the conquests doe-eyed blonds with sucked-in cheeks. All the dialogue is as witty as this exchange: "You're a sick f---!" "No, you're a sick f---!" They're all sick f---s, frankly, and the actors are dreadful while playing them.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A racial melodrama that, until it stumbles into obvious and maudlin territory, is a thoughtful work thanks to Octavia Spencer, Anthony Mackie and especially Kevin Costner.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Every generation gets the time travel it deserves. Project Almanac isn’t “Time After Time” (1979) or “Back to the Future” (1985) or “12 Monkeys” (1996), but the new release does turn out to be a surprisingly jaunty trip for jaded Gen-Y kids.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    It’s Fatal Attraction 101.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Aniston is fine, and sometimes good even, in director Daniel Barnz’s maudlin and overly obvious drama. She has layered moments of sympathy as a woman afflicted with chronic pain. And unlike in the bad rom-coms she does too often, Aniston absolutely shows some serious chops.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The manic energy of Kevin Hart is, surprisingly, toned down in The Wedding Ringer. Which may account for almost the entire first half of this wannabe-raucous buddy movie being laugh-free.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Colangelo shows a mature levelheadedness in depicting how close-knit communities fall and rise together.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, Mann’s newest film, Blackhat, fails to connect.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    Even Liam Neeson seems bored by the imbecilic, repetitive “Taken 3,” an action movie no one was clamoring for and no one will enjoy.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    As an exercise in atmosphere, this claustrophobic creeper does a lot with a little, even if the movie winds up providing just superficial shivers.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Predestination may have the trippiest, weirdest take yet on the time-travel concept.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    Chandor (“All is Lost”) has made a movie that quietly but ferociously immerses us in a time and place, with atmosphere done in minimal yet evocative strokes.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    The battle it documents is both a cornerstone of the past and a reflection of ongoing struggles. DuVernay infuses Selma with that dichotomy, never forgetting how Selma, the place, was a pledge to march ahead.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    When you get through it, though, you can’t help but feel uplifted by this tough-skinned movie that can stand with the best muscular wartime dramas in the American movie canon.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    There are big special effects, of course, but refreshingly, this third (and final?) movie in the franchise is like a pleasant stroll through familiar halls.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Real-life geopolitical blunders aside, The Interview generally hits its marks. And every time it does skid into juvenile idiocy — with too much scatological humor, for instance, and an overuse of “you-go-bro!” attitude — it follows it with a stride or two toward uproarious meta-satire.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There’s far too many moments of sabre-rattling, and too much confusion about who is aligned with whom, and why. Those who know and love Tolkien’s texts will have a vested interest. Everyone else may grow restless.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Franco himself is ponderous playing Williams, which tends to overwhelm everything. A cool concept, and A for effort.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Most tales come from the inimitable mouth of the man himself, who could make ordering dinner sound like Shakespeare. He had a life to match. Workman covers all of his subject’s years, even if very few of them truly belonged to Welles.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    It’s one of the most vibrant, sly romantic comedies this year.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This eye-rollingly bad movie is silly, sluggish and miscast.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Liv Ullmann’s screen version of August Strindberg’s 19th-century drama is an austere, pared-down take that does one thing extremely well: It allows actors Jessica Chastain, Samantha Morton and especially Colin Farrell to shine. But this emotionally brutal work is anything but cinematically engaging.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This is a perfect example of the kind of indie movie J.K. Simmons will hopefully never have to do again if he wins an Oscar for “Whiplash.”
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    So the big surprise of Horrible Bosses 2 is how far it gets on the hopped-up jabberjaw alliance of Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day. In the 2011 “Bosses,” they were swamped by the conceit: White-collar pals try to kill awful employers. Now, freed up to free-associate, they’re totally winning.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There is a serious lack of action here, which might be overlooked if the script were as smart as in the previous films. What passes for parable here is merely overplotting.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Rare is the drama that plumbs the quirky, unsettling depths of human nature like Foxcatcher. Simultaneously understated and grippingly edgy, this is an arresting examination of naivete, mismatched worlds and old-fashioned American oddness.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Rosewater is not about what isolates us, and part of the film’s terrific achievement is its recognition that staying connected is a daily show of strength.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    From junky production values to the parade of unfunny supporting characters to its lazy energy, Dumb and Dumber To falls on its face.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    There are great clips and good insight, and it’s all as loose and cool as an Austin night out.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    If you succumb to The Better Angels, the effect is like falling into a gorgeous photograph, but that also means the narrative in this arthouse film is oblique and sketchy.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Rather than go for big ideas, the movie cozies up to small wonders. Instead of an ah-ha moment, we get a sigh of familiarity. Still, in this biopic about Hawking, there’s one explosion that blows your mind: Eddie Redmayne’s performance. Redmayne as Hawking, if the stars align, should be an Oscar lock.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie could have gone several ways, too — and it is heartbreaking to watch this ambitious story choose the wrong one and get lost in space.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Watching politics and the people in it can be disheartening and depressing. Here’s an antidote: This energizing, uplifting, sharp documentary from director Kevin Gordon.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Fans of PBS, history and a certain kind of old-fashioned moviemaking may fall in.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This dull thriller wastes the potential of Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Preposterous things are everywhere in this lethargic thriller.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Plot is not the movie’s strong suit. But stylish set pieces are, including one epic blast-a-thon alongside a pool.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Jeff Preiss soaks his movie in a brownish retro atmosphere, which helps smooth over the many dull spots, but only briefly. Though his cast is strong even when the movie lags, they often feel like soloists doing their own thing next to each other — always melodic but never truly meshing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Sadly, this gorgeous-looking adult movie plays out the same theme over and over, never going anywhere surprising. At least we have Binoche to guide us to hell and back.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    William H. Macy has pitch-perfect instincts as an actor. As a movie director, he’s bound to do better than his first feature, this big-hearted, nicely paced but ho-hum character study.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Fury excels in showing the ground-level, guttural intensity and claustrophobia of battle.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Director Jake Paltrow’s stark sense of place fades as familiar genre elements are introduced. It winds up like “There Will Be Blood,” but with H2O, not oil. It’s food for thought, nothing more.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Strong acting all ’round helps, but unfortunately this is just a slow ride to nowhere.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Speaking of committed: Duvall, at age 83, nearly steals the show. Always the most inscrutable of the great ’70s actors, Duvall uses his great, unassuming American face to convey pride, confusion, pain and compassion — sometimes all at once.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Just another loud, boy-centric comedy aimed at ’tweens. The movie turns a slight children’s book — in this case, Judith Viorst’s 1972 fave, from which it takes mainly the title — into a charmless mishmash.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Murray is always a delight, but his films with kids (“Meatballs,” “Rushmore,” “The Royal Tenenbaums”) give his unencumbered playfulness even more room to roam.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie hits a beautiful, celebratory note.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This one has a screenplay by Stephen King, adapting his own short story. Unfortunately, that can’t save this low-budget thriller.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    It’s hard to fault a movie like The Good Lie for its intentions. But it can be faulted for pandering, both to its subject and to audiences.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Cusack and Jane look like they’re improvising much of the time, and while that doesn’t lead to a better movie, the off-the-cuff approach is the best thing in the film.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Ridley and Benjamin have done more than capture Hendrix’s moves and sounds. They’ve captured his spirit.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    Fincher is a fearless filmmaker who understands his audience’s intelligence (not to mention their cinematic blood lust). By the end of Gone Girl, we feel like we’ve lived through about four movies, not just one. Good luck letting go of any of them.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Kids who get a kick out of the macabre will enjoy this exquisitely crafted but tedious film.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie is tense and coiled for its first hour, then becomes routine in its second half.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    With the combo of Neeson’s natural solemnity and his action chops, “Tombstones” treads compellingly amongst lesser thrillers.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Hector wants to connect to our inner child, but it feels more like a long story from a good-hearted but dull grandparent.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This all feels like an homage to Gilliam’s “Brazil,” though Zero Theorem also has shadows of “12 Monkeys” and other films in the onetime Monty Python animator’s cinematic carnival.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    No Good Deed is an example of the worst kind of exploitative thriller — and it’s being released during the worst possible week.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Like Gandolfini, the deep Brooklyn of The Drop is formidable, bona fide and memorable.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The modern, gritty Western Frontera takes a lot of the clichés and delicately upends them to tell a tale about undocumented immigrants.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The Identical is one wacky movie, based on a bit of truth.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Kline sinks his old smoothie teeth into the part of Flynn, but is careful not to draw blood too easily. The man’s pathetic nature, after all, doesn’t spring from his movies. (Flynn worked right up to his death, in 1959.) It’s deeper than that, but also more shallow. Walking that knife’s edge is a trick. Kline finds exactly the right path.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite the human drama here, we’re kept at a remove by stolid direction and by-the-numbers storytelling.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    After a summer of robots, mutants and explosions, the beautifully honest, grownup Love is Strange is a treat.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The sequel to one of the most visually striking movies of the last 10 years continues the graphic novel-inspired landscape of its predecessor. But the characters don’t click, and the action feels dull.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    To sing the praises of the movie but not give away the revelations is difficult. Let’s just say this: The less you know about what happens in this funny, tasty twisteroo, the better.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The Giver was ahead of its time as a book. But as a movie, it’s too late.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The Expendables 3 lets down its cast with a film that’s about as thrilling as the arrival of a monthly Social Security check.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Quiet moments after big decisions are where the power lies in this absorbing French drama.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    And always there’s Wojtowicz himself, who died in 2006. His patter and persona must be seen to be believed. This guy was a piece of work, and so is The Dog.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    The cloddish, confusing action scenes make no sense. Young viewers’ eyes will glaze from the first-person video-game style. Nonaction scenes feature people sniping at each other, or, in Arnett’s case, croaking out the script’s half-assed witticisms, until the Turtles show up.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Any movie with food as a motif runs the risk of pouring on the metaphor, and that happens here, too.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Calvary is like a philosophical Agatha Christie mystery. That’s certainly not the worst thing to be. But it’s also the film’s undoing, because the reliance on specific genre cliches undermines the movie’s more serious intentions.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Inside these average American lives are futures far too often passed over or, worse, written off. This terrific film gives the teenagers their due.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Duchovny tamps down his sardonic style to play a quiet guy, but the result is blandness. Timothy Hutton gives a solid turn as a standup businessman. In all, director Anthony Fabian isn’t sure how to build a nontreacly movie out of an inspiring true-life story.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Like Brown, the movie is dynamic and entertaining as hell.

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