Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Boseman is watchful, winning and confident, but never saintly. Yet he keeps Robinson’s moral spine aligned with his skill and self-respect, showing how he needed all of those to succeed.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A frisky, feisty heist flick with brains and charisma, the movie may make a few errors, but they’re forgotten in the blink of an eye thanks to all the twists, turns and close shaves.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sort of “An American Psycho’s European Vacation,” this indie dramatic thriller mixes sex and violence and still winds up dull.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The cutesy energy is just too much in this Aussie comedy that’s overly bemused by its quirkiness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
What Room 237 is really about is how movies inspire passion. Which is a great thing, even if it comes out in wack-job ways.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Unfortunately, the rest of writer-director Eran Creevy’s film just shows that the Brits, too, make good-looking but empty thrillers, just like in Hollywood.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The poetry in The Place Beyond the Pines can be elusive, but also easy to get lost in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The G.I. Joe team is back, and most of their sophomore movie adventure, G.I. Joe Retaliation, is as bland as their name and as subtle as an exploding tank.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The bad news about Admission is that this thin envelope of a comedy checks all the boxes for being a phoned-in, phony, padded rom-com.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Hemsworth has presence, but he also represents this film’s biggest problem: It feels like a bunch of good-looking kids putting on a show.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A high-concept goof that’s hard-pressed to surmount its twee preposterousness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Even with no wood sprites, witches or spells, there’s plenty of magic in this coming-of-age charmer.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Lutz, who was a boy when his family fled the Long Island home, is full of belligerence in this chronicle of his family’s alleged run-in with a ghoulish home where a murder had occurred.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Hardworking Oscar winner Harden and beguiling Spanish star Watling do nothing for this haphazard film, which belatedly decides it wants to be a stage satire as the women lark into a ridiculous avant-garde production of “MacBeth.” Bloody awful.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
So often not in his element — his turn in “Oz the Great and Powerful” is evidence of that — Franco is in freako mode here, and walks a line between spaced-out caricature and just plain Out There.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Nothing terribly special here, but perfectly played and a spiritual cousin to such early ’90s indies as “Naked in New York” and “Ed’s Next Move.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The deliberate pace Mungiu employs in this incredible work is so engrossing and quietly heartbreaking that its philosophical ending may come as a shock.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Before it devolves into typical American-style action, there’s an intriguing, European-style complexity to Dead Man Down.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Peter Webber (“Girl With a Pearl Earring”) fills the film with conciliatory emotion and jarring vistas of post-atomic landscapes. Unfortunately, Emperor needs more good ol’-fashioned swagger.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 2, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Stoker is like the baby David Lynch and Tim Burton had, then left on the doorstep of the Addams Family. Full of heavingly gorgeous images that envelop a viewer before smothering them, its maddening elements eventually become too much to bear.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As important and eye-opening a documentary as you’ll see this year, A Place at the Table makes it impossible to think of hunger as merely another symptom of a shredded social safety net.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The film works better as an uncomfortable character drama than as a murky family mystery, which Karpovsky deepens with some psychobabble. Still, a nicely sinister and shuddersome effort.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Owing a debt to Albert Brooks’ early comedies, Red Flag might be too much if it weren’t just right.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Muddled and inert despite the best intentions, this inescapably dull thriller plays like a Middle Eastern take on Liam Neeson’s “Taken.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Snitch is like watching an elephant on ice: inelegant, but you admire the effort.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The result was remarkable, but the story of it, while true to the moment, needed — ironically — much more dynamism.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie’s gimmick is having the actors visually superimposed over sets created from actual Civil War photographs. But this collage effect, while striving for truthfulness, comes off like a View-Master version of a tale already told.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
All of that ends up making this movie — originally titled “Jeff,” in a telling bit of overpersonalization — feel like a late-night cable-news hack job.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Ultimately, even more than 2007’s “Live Free or Die Hard,” “Good Day” never lets McClane be McClane. Gone is his taunting snark and quick-witted preparedness; instead he seems like a jerk with a thing for guns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly, the film gets mired in traditionalism, something the man himself always railed against. But worth a look for seeing intellectual bravery (still) at work.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
With a bit less grisliness, it could have been a mystery dinner-theater performance.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Australian director Cate Shortland’s straightforward approach to the blinders worn by Hitler Youth creates a disconcerting and eerie film, made even more memorable since it’s seen through the prism of childhood’s end.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie respects a viewer’s intelligence, which should also serve as a warning; don’t be lulled into a stupor. Keeping sharp will allow all the fun and menace in this terrific thriller to seep into your head.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Swan is so eager to be a trippy comic lark that it ends up resembling a clown trying to fit through a pea-shooter.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This pseudo-punkster hybrid of "Heathers" and "Thelma & Louise" loses its way almost immediately, veering from wannabe-shocking social indictment to stultifyingly obvious yawner.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Like Stallone, director Walter Hill is also far from his heyday ("The Warriors," "48 HRS.," "Streets of Fire"), but the old-guy camaraderie behind the scenes is evident. Despite the movie being based on a graphic novel, no one adds extra flash here just to appease the kids.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The politician who almost pathologically asked the question "How'm I doin'?" clearly never needed a view outside his own. Which is as New York as it gets.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're going to have a ghost in your movie, it might be a good thing to present a viable alternative to that ghost. Mama, however, presents a battle between two not very good options before crumbling like a sheet on a string.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Movies like this, from "Diner" to "Beautiful Girls" to "Garden State," have a standard trajectory, and this film's no different. But it has a nuance and a rumpled comfort with itself, which turns Fairhaven into an inviting place to visit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Okay, y'all, the never-ending appeal of the Southern-fried crime caper for filmmakers hungry for flavor is back with The Baytown Outlaws. Only here, the drawling accents, screeching tires and sawed-off blasts that rise again don't amount to much.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It shows that life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. And how, in case we forget, every age can predict the next.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Texas Chainsaw 3D sees itself as over-the-top and knowing, but what we ultimately get is simply eyes without a face.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 3, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Krasinki's soft-sell script, lets the movie's ideas get absorbed without grandstanding or pretension. Its issues go down with a smile and common sense, which turns out to be exactly the right formula.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 27, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Certainly, the West Memphis 3 deserve more chances to detail how the justice system went nightmarishly awry. But take this as ultimately more personal journal than investigation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
There's a funny movie scratching at the edges of This is 40. Unfortunately, writer-director Judd Apatow sees himself as the John Cassavetes of Comedy, so every time that funny movie starts to emerge, Apatow tramples it with scenes of domestic irritation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Mood is more important to Not Fade Away than anything, but writer-director David Chase, who turned mood into masterpiece with every season of "The Sopranos," allows nostalgic feeling to be the sole reason for this, his first feature film.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when we thought Quentin Tarantino had shown us all the cojones he has, in rides Django Unchained.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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Small victories that turn into defeats, long walks to gain little ground, little wounds that get deeper every day - growing old is a war, and movies rarely go there. Michael Haneke's amazing, dignified Amour is the exception.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 18, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
What finally sticks in the mind about "ZDT" is its precision. What the film says about getting information from terrorism suspects in an era of high-tech surveillance depends on your point of view. What is unquestionable is how powerful its full scope is.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 18, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Travis Fine gives his period details flourish and lets Cumming and Dillahunt create well-rounded characters, but Any Day Now winds up treacly.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Yelling is a prosaic look at a hard life. Like Sweetness, the movie finds its way by instinct.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Some of Hyde Park on Hudson feels like lost scenes from "The King's Speech," the 2010 Oscar-winner about King George. It doesn't help that "Hyde's" own rhythms, appealing as they are, are often soporific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Colorful folks and cool stunts abound, but casual viewers may still utter a big "Why?"- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A mopey indie family drama like In Our Nature can't quash "Mad Men" star John Slattery's charm no matter how badly it tries.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
If Deadfall had more life, it might have been about more than just its wannabe edge. Ruzowitzky, whose 2007 film "The Counterfeiters" won a Best Foreign Film Oscar, understands the movie's simple plan. But it nonetheless puts us into a big sleep.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This well-intentioned but clumsy attempt to get into the head of one of the 20th century's most famous women remains full of hot air.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Yen, who also choreographed the fights, is a natural hero, and the large canvas and pseudo-superhero tactics work for a bit, but then the action gets sidetracked in place of myth-building.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This crisp, involving South African drama comes at you in waves, changing course and tone expertly.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A fascinating and informative, if sometimes stodgy, documentary about the most secret wing of Israel's anti-espionage unit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
While McNairy and Mendelsohn are solid but almost too showy, Liotta, Jenkins, Sam Shepard and a chewy supporting cast beautifully fill in the blanks. Killing Them Softly adds each of its characters to a punchy, prosaic tale that believes in America, one way or another.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though Rust and Bone aims for a blasé attitude toward disabled drama - in a far more artificial way than another French film, "The Intouchables," did earlier this year - it's underwritten characters and hoary approach plunk it into mediocrity. As wheelchair-bound Stephanie practices her whale-training motions to Katy Perry's "Firework," it's eye-rollingly obvious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 23, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Dour animated adventure that aspires to holiday joy, but is as enjoyable as a sock full of coal.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though the film's setup trudges and its closing is too pat, that hour or so on the raft is something special, and few would dive into the story's soul as Lee does.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2012
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While Messina and Ireland are fine company, writer-director Matt Ross' conceit tires you out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 15, 2012
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