Jeannette Catsoulis
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On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores
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| Average review score: | 58 | |
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| Highest review score: | 10 Cloverfield Lane | |
| Lowest review score: | The Tiger and the Snow | |
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Positive: 801 out of 1835
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Mixed: 718 out of 1835
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Negative: 316 out of 1835
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The strangest, possibly silliest movie of the veteran director’s idiosyncratic career. It is also borderline brilliant.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 28, 2024
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
More focused on philosophy then feeding, “Kiss” marries a mash-up of undead clichés (I know, let’s have another lingering shot of the moon!) to hilariously stilted conversations.- The New York Times
- Posted May 2, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Even if you resist the film's claims of being based on one family's actual experiences, The Possession is eerily enjoyable pulp. Perched somewhere between "The Exorcist" and "The Amityville Horror" - and with a dash of "The Unborn" - the story benefits from an unusually restrained sound design and special effects that enhance but never obliterate its troubled-family center.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 30, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This one is for Hank Williams fanatics only, and Mr. Thomas puts a dark and subtle sheen on a disappointingly watery script. Cover versions of Williams's songs - several sung by his daughter, Jett - remind us why he mattered, even as the movie fails to do the same.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 21, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
In trying to have it both ways, Brice has created a messy, overstuffed parody of moral policing that squanders the promise of its cleverly executed opening.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Strewn with some surprisingly decent effects, this unevenly paced film delivers, if nothing else, on the promise of its title: lots of surgically enhanced nude dead women strutting their stuff.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Cruelly amoral and only marginally credible, Flower is nevertheless wildly entertaining and at times even touching.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 15, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The movie’s occasional chills do little to obscure the thin plotting, problematic pacing and a central mystery that’s left aggravatingly vague.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 7, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
With its bleak, yearning tone and defiantly cloudy color palette, “England Is Mine” has a pleasingly granular feel for its era and location. But its imagining of Morrissey as a self-pitying narcissist, a curiously passive intellectual who can’t get out of his own way, soaks the movie in a wearying inertia.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 24, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Kyle Warren’s screenplay is potent enough to generate several moments of suspense, and Watts, an exceptional actor sidelined too often by poor choices, is not the problem here. That would be the decision to jettison the children’s most creative cruelties — and consequently much of the movie’s tension — and a director, Matt Sobel, who’s determined to steer the audience toward a specific interpretation of events.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 15, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Written and directed by Brit McAdams, Paint is a comedically inert parody of male privilege that’s all sight gags and very little substance.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 6, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Another ruin-and-rehab tale, one that initially tantalizes then flatly disappoints.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 5, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Leave it to the feted British theater director Trevor Nunn to flatten the intrigue and dampen the lust that could have made Red Joan zing.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 18, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Fat, Sick may be no great shakes as a movie, but as an ad for Mr. Cross's wellness program its now-healthy heart is in the right place.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 31, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
There’s barely a whiz-bang punch line or smoothly executed setup to be found in a movie that longs to be a sparkling bedroom comedy and winds up a tortured, fizz-free farce.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
At its grungy heart, Alessandro Celli’s Mondocane is about the dissolution of a friendship. Yet this cynical, near-future crime thriller, with its Hunger Games morality and Mad Max aesthetic, is too busy glamorizing cruelty to allow its central relationship to resonate.- The New York Times
- Posted May 19, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The movie's lack of subtlety is countered by an unswerving commitment to impartiality.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Queenpins might have been a snappy little comedy had it lost 20 minutes and found a point beyond glorifying grand larceny. Erasing the lead character’s smug-perky narration wouldn’t have hurt, either.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 9, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Shot with a camera as excited as a squirrel-chasing dog, Cheerleaders has a girls-gone-wild energy and a twisted sense of humor.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A beautifully filmed and patiently explained assessment of a proposal to build five hydroelectric dams in the Patagonia region of Chile.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 8, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Predictable to a fault, the movie coasts pleasurably on Neeson’s seasoned, sad-sweet charisma — an asset that’s been tragically imprisoned in mopey-loner roles and generic action thrillers.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 14, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Drawing much of its energy from an eclectic and fully integrated soundtrack, Skills Like This gazes indulgently on 20-something aimlessness and the comfort of assigned roles. In Mr. Miranda's hands sloth can be more appealing than you might think.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The film’s loose naturalism and strong acting — Chris Browning, as a liaison between the F.B.I. and the reservation, is especially enjoyable — are slyly seductive.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 11, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
In a movie as happy to resurrect characters as rub them out, nothing is of consequence, and the glibness grows numbing.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 20, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The look is grimy and the atmosphere is grim; but what could have been a moody character study or a taut conspiracy thriller is instead a dreary procedural, a misbegotten mush of flashbacks, voice-overs and dead ends.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 18, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Simultaneously preposterous and dull, Dear Dictator is the kind of movie where music and wardrobe choices — like the mean girls’ stridently visible underwear — substitute for character.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 15, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
More a designer frame for actors than nourishing entertainment. Like the Chinese food the leads are always arguing over, the story leaves you hungry for more.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Rehashing characters and plots from the "Law & Order" playbook, the director, Rafal Zielinski, supplements his material with religious iconography and more gauzy close-ups than a Barbra Streisand marathon.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Stripped down and edited for disequilibrium rather than clarity, “Play” is less interested in pandering to gorehounds than in highlighting our reluctance to view children as anything other than innocent.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mainly, it has Ralph Fiennes to ensure that the center holds. As Orlando, Duke of Oxford and the spy agency’s founder, Fiennes might read more cuddly than studly, but he lends a surprising gravitas to this flibbertigibbet feature.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 22, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Say what you like about "America's Next Top Model," any single episode of Tyra Banks's campy confection offers more insight into objectification and disposability than this film in its entirety.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As artificial as the inseminations it celebrates, Delivery Man is a soggy comedy more focused on stimulating your tear ducts than your funny bone.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Bland photography and perfunctory writing are the very least of my issues with Next Goal Wins, a movie-shaped stain on the class of entertainment known as the sports-underdog comedy.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 16, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This dull dig into human nature owes more to the aesthetics of Calvin Klein than the terrors of outer space.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 8, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Lousy with stereotypes and filthy language, the sordid Pimp wraps 21st-century blaxploitation in a lesbian love story as unconvincing as every other relationship on screen.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
It may leave many bases uncovered (a section on groundbreaking European legislation is inadequately explained), but it will also leave you looking a lot more closely at what you put on your skin, in your mouth and underneath your sink.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Even more inadvisable was the decision (whether made by Mr. McLean or his backers) to transform the mercurial psychopath Mick Taylor (a truly menacing John Jarratt) into a roguish cartoon.- The New York Times
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 17, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
What we need is for the writer and director, David Pomes, to wallow less in aimless dialogue and lowlife sordidness. What we need is a point.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A lesbian-foodie fairy tale that keeps its appetites well under control. The title may hint at naughty pleasures, but the director, Pratibha Parmar, is more interested in pappadams than passion.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A serviceable burst of high-end hokum, Devil classes up a flimsy, religion-themed plot (by M. Night Shyamalan) with the kind of limber cinematography only someone like Tak Fujimoto can deliver.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Dark, airless and packed with psychological hurt that seems to spring from nowhere, this angry morality play, tucked inside a police procedural, suffers from a crippling lack of back story and characters whose relationships are fraught with unexplained complexity.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Posted Apr 27, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The splatter is deployed cautiously and sometimes wittily, the story moving briskly from wishes granted to costs exacted with the help of familiar faces (including a warm Sherilyn Fenn as Clare’s surrogate mother) and a sympathetic lead.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 13, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Working with four interchangeable Deweys, the filmmakers create a sufficient number of lively stunts to keep the kiddies amused, though the film's wittiest moment -- a canine parody of Dudley Moore's first glimpse of Bo Derek in "10" -- will be appreciated only by their parents. In trying to straddle both age groups, however, Firehouse Dog proves decidedly less nimble than its furry star.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Placidly photographed and lacking in urgency, "Survival" shows us the living flailing at fate and the dead just flailing.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Pairing a dull romance with an even duller sport (at least as represented here), this cliché-ridden vanity project is more suited to the ABC Family channel than to the inside of a movie theater.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This stylistic restraint may help deflect accusations of exploitation (though the film's two pivotal sex scenes both feel uncomfortably extended, the initial crime lasting a squirm-inducing six minutes), but it also impedes our connection with the victims.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Having devoted much of their lives to combating lupine myths by introducing Koani to wonder-struck schoolchildren, Mr. Weide and Ms. Tucker are ill served by a director who reduces the anti-wolf lobby to caricature and the debates over reintroducing wolves to the Northern Rockies to grossly biased clips.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Top-heavy with big names (Tina Fey, Jon Hamm) and set in a nondescript small town populated primarily by sad sacks and losers, the movie struggles to get out of second gear.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The film embraces humor — would you want a one-legged man guiding you through a minefield? — without surrendering sensitivity. The screenplay may echo with atrocities, but it’s not consumed by them.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The director, Marc Forster (who wrote the script with Sean Conway), fashions such a languid, tipsy aesthetic around the seemingly happy marriage of Gina and James (Blake Lively and Jason Clarke) that it’s easy to keep watching.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 26, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The director, Craig Saavedra, generates surprising warmth from the familiar tropes of the odd-couple road movie. Shooting mostly in the verdant sweep of California's wine country -- and with a superb supporting cast -- he allows Mr. Le Gros room to engage.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An awkward blend of anti-Semitic atrocities and identity-swapping absurdity, the World War II drama My Best Enemy struggles to find a convincing tone.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A limp sci-fi comedy with fewer laughs than a meeting of Abductees Anonymous.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Offering neither balance nor solutions (a segment on the overuse of medications like Ritalin is especially powerful, but especially in need of counterargument), The War on Kids questions what kind of citizens we are producing.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Offsetting its outlandish premise with believable performances, Rage (Rabia) delivers a heavy-handed metaphor for immigrant invisibility.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 29, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
At its best when merging shocks with social commentary, this halting compilation improves significantly as it nears the end of the alphabet.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Automatons is driven less by its hints of suicide bombers than by its rigorous adherence to a time when robots were played by inverted dustbins and battles were represented by dots converging on a crackling screen. This lack of sophistication is enormously endearing, leaving us with the comforting notion that the end of the world will look a lot like the beginning of television.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Vita & Virginia takes a passionate, real-life affair between two enormously gifted writers and proceeds to throttle the life out of it.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 22, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A minimalist setup delivers maximum fright in Frozen, a nifty little chiller that balances its cold terrain with an unexpectedly warm heart.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Against the Sun is a groaningly tedious survival story that will at least leave you with a renewed commitment to wearing sunscreen.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An old-fashioned wartime romance whose plot highlights are recognizable from outer space, this gleaming dollop of prestige comfort food is neither logically coherent nor emotionally satisfying.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 14, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mr. Defa and his cinematographer, Mike Gioulakis, are united in their disdain for information over mood: as the camera skitters spastically around its troubled schlub, the film becomes a muddy, minimalist moan of desperation.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 2, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A movie that has neither a coherent point nor an authentic character.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 31, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A brief appearance by Joey Lauren Adams adds a welcome warmth to the standard therapist role, but otherwise all is bewilderment and repetition.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 8, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Perhaps stifled by the cultural and commercial clout of its source material (a multimedia juggernaut of books, movies, television shows and a stage musical), Death Note feels rushed and constricted.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 24, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This lovingly made homage to avarice feels strangely limp. Instead of gushing, it trickles.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 28, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Bathed in a funk of testosterone, and heaving with homophobia and misogyny, My Father Die is a trashy jewel.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 19, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Gone is the original’s joyful sense of mischief; what’s left is an inoffensive piece of twaddle that never fully appreciates the ineluctable bond between community spirit and a drop of the hard stuff.- The New York Times
- Posted May 11, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Bathed in a nostalgic glow that just avoids maudlin, the group’s problems — a sexless marriage, an unexpected job loss — bark but don’t bite. Scenes flirt with cliché, yet the writing has spark.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 13, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Spouting stiltedly clichéd dialogue...the actors struggle to sell their characters. Only Mr. Harris eventually succeeds, conveying, in a single speech, what it must be like to be the parent of an addict.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Coarsely merging social-media critique and slasher comedy, this shallow take on the evils of internet addiction is as unoriginal as it is unfunny.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 13, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Edge of the World plugs its narrative gaps with corn and cliché.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 3, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
There’s a pleasing humility and introspection to this Bruce — a ruler no longer sure if his patriotic purpose is worth the carnage. His joints may be stiffer than his resolve; but, in placing the warrior temporarily aside, Macfadyen and his director have helped us more clearly to see the man.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 23, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An eagerly prurient dip into the sex-trafficking trough, Trade teeters between earnest exposé and salacious melodrama. Minus the film’s near-visible weight of conscience, success in the second category would have been virtually guaranteed.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Trite, charmless and entirely without grace, Mafia Mamma weaves a wearying string of Mob chestnuts into a shallow empowerment narrative.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 13, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As any Neeson watcher will tell you, you don’t mess with his action characters once their dander is up. Sadly, Neeson’s dander is no match for a hackneyed plot, poorly visualized stunts and characters whose behavior can defy common sense.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 24, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Willets Point may not be the slickest of movies, but what it lacks in polish it more than makes up for in heart.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 27, 2010
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Ms. Nichols is consistently appealing in the kind of role Zooey Deschanel has pretty much cornered, and Philippe Rousselot's nighttime shots of highway tragedy are dreamily atmospheric. If only Roger Towne's screenplay had focused less on the metaphysical import of Lyman's savior impulses and more on the physical rewards of his salvaged life.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 22, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The result is a sometimes punishingly theatrical experiment that teeters on the verge of surreality, transfixing us with the promise of something terrible lurking just beyond those ratty curtains.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 5, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Advancing without a single original idea or surprising moment, Austenland seems torn between poking fun at the British and lampooning Austen’s many American fanatics — a riskier enterprise, considering that they’ll be needed to fill theater seats.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Characters are simply triggers for the overwrought action sequences, though between the Edward Scissorhands editing and occasional wobbling background, even those are less than distinct.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 19, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Niall MacCormick's direction, while unfocused, locates a sweet center in the bonding of the two young girls, effortlessly capturing the way unexpected friendship, like first love, can completely alter the look of the world.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 12, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
There is something cozy and a little claustrophobic about Henry Jaglom's indulgent Hollywood satires.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 7, 2010
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Alternately tedious and illuminating, this deeply honest and scattered movie revels in its lack of purpose.- The New York Times
- Posted May 3, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The writing might be a tangle of limp clichés, but the actors — especially Woodley and the terrific Wendie Malick as Daphne’s mother — sweat to sell every line.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 16, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The result might feel overlong and overwrought; yet thanks to Bader’s clever plotting and fruity dialogue — as well as strong supporting players — this grimy picture climaxes more satisfyingly than expected.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 29, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The audience, given not an ounce of human warmth nor one person to care about, finally has no choice but to cheer for the anonymous cyberbully who wants them all dead.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 19, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
She’s Missing is slow and dreamy and frustratingly opaque. Yet it has a potent sense of place and an ominous atmosphere of impermanence.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 19, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Replacing the earlier movie's more depraved sequences with sustained tension and truly unnerving editing, the director proves adept at managing mayhem in cramped spaces.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Hobbled by a lack of visual oomph or verbal sparkle, A Little White Lie pokes feebly at impostor syndrome and writerly insecurity.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 2, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mixing war movie, coming-of-age drama and gangster thriller, Akin and Hajabi’s screenplay is a dispiriting brew of repellent behavior and odious rap lyrics.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 25, 2024
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A strangely listless vampire tale that unspools with some style and precious little sense.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 20, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Add the magnificent Christine Baranski to the mix and A Bad Moms Christmas, while still a slog of base sight gags and lazy profanity, becomes marginally more bearable. Only marginally, given that this pitiful follow-up to last year’s “Bad Moms” is even less able to distinguish between crass and comedic.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 2, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An indolent, narratively impoverished mess that substitutes corpses for characters and slogans for dialogue.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 14, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Splinterheads gains traction from an eclectic cast that knows how to work a line.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The turtles themselves may look prettier, but are no smarter; torn irreparably from their countercultural roots, our superheroes on the half shell have been firmly co-opted by the industry their creators once sought to spoof.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A novel teenage comedy with an astute understanding of adolescent sexual confusion and the nebulous nature of desire, Zerophilia suggests an elastic view of gender that's alternately gleeful and terrifying.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Lively, noisy, dark and daft, this gloopy creature feature from the British director Neil Marshall plays like a loose, if vastly inferior callback to his two best films, “Dog Soldiers” (2002) and “The Descent” (2006).- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 28, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
For all its many irritations, You Wont Miss Me has undeniable punch, a frayed energy that feels janglingly unstable. Is Shelly crazy or just a pain in the neck? We're not really sure, and neither is she.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 9, 2010
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
That it eventually - if barely - succeeds is due more to the resilience of its actors than to the discipline of its makers.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 25, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Bedazzled or otherwise, clichés are still clichés, and this debut feature from Andrew Desmond is strewn with them.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 9, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Methodical and efficient, the script (by Mr. Young and Adam Frazier) gets some mileage from its generic setting and zombie-infection theme, even if the croaking order is easily predicted.- The New York Times
- Posted May 24, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Hancock is wasted here, as are the meaty dramatic threads that Elizabeth O’Halloran’s formulaic screenplay never bothers to pull.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 5, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The film never finds its dramatic footing. Nor, sadly, its common sense.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 9, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
On one level, a stereotypical mash of Greek cruelty, queer poetry slams and rabid activist rhetoric. But beneath the tired crudeness and college-romp clichés, the movie is gently perceptive about the malleable nature of sexuality and the barriers we construct to hide our confusion.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Pitching uncertainly between cute and creepy, engaging and weird, this farcical story draws energy from a wickedly eccentric Ann-Margret, having a high old time as Ben's doting mother.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 14, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A work of glaring artifice, Miller’s Girl, written and directed by Jade Halley Bartlett, is being touted as a psychological thriller, but it’s too vapid and silly to do much besides titillate.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 25, 2024
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The combined skills of the director, Gonzalo López-Gallego, and his cinematographer, José David Montero, can’t surmount a story that gives us no one to invest in.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 15, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A derivative and dogged horror movie that reverts to rote with wearying regularity.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 23, 2025
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Whether viewed as empowerment tools or aphrodisiacs, stress relievers or deadly bodyguards, these weapons and their owners never cohere into an actual point.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 4, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Luridly earnest and laughably immoral, Illegal Tender is an old genre movie with a new look. Call it Hispanixploitation.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Waffling between anger and pathos, dry humor and dead-eyed violence, Fatman feels tonally befuddled.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 12, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Embracing outraged victimhood the way Angelina Jolie embraces a close-up, Ms. Basinger, doing double duty here as an executive producer, appears oblivious to the script's idiocies.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The romance may be risible, but the scenes of mass panic and political desperation are slickly disturbing.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 5, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mr. Kaufman’s talent can be debated, but his love for his job is stamped on every garish, oozy frame.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 9, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Table 19 is so awkwardly structured and tonally off-kilter that its moments of catharsis feel wholly unearned.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 2, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This archipelago of maneuvers, however jaw-dropping, never coheres into a real movie.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 23, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Unfocused and repetitive, this feature-length commercial by Jeremy Snead uses a muddled timeline and bargain basement graphics to produce a horn-tooting, “Aren’t games awesome?” tone.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
While Derrick Borte’s filmmaking is bluntly efficient — and the vehicular stunt work impressive — the character is a windup toy, a dumb and dirty symbol of male grievance.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 20, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Sharp yet overdetermined, Blumenthal doesn’t breathe naturally — it’s a comedy in a box. Just not a box that everyone will want to open.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The dialogue is dreadful (though we are at least spared the usual hokey Russian accents) and the wrap-up ridiculous, the only mystery being why this peculiarity was ever greenlighted at all.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As derivative as its title and as implacable as its declining hero, Blood and Money suffers from near-calamitous narrative lapses.- The New York Times
- Posted May 14, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A gay tragedy in three acts and more than a dozen excellent songs, House of Boys conveys an emotional honesty that overrides its dated style.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
In this blood-splattered wasteland, neither original ideas nor acting skills flourish.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 25, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A mess from start to finish — though, judging by the ending, this story won’t be over any time soon — Insidious: Chapter 2 is the kind of lazy, halfhearted product that gives scary movies a bad name.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 12, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The film's sweetness is endearing but too featherweight to engage.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 26, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Well acted and sporadically amusing - especially when Olivia Wilde's profanity-spewing stripper is around - Butter alternates between looking down its nose at Midwestern passions and cooing over smugly liberal values.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 4, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Unlovely and uninvolving, Level Up is a running-man cocktail of brutality spiked with low-level humor.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 25, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Essentially, we’re watching dead people refuse to lie down, yet the acting isn’t terrible, and Scott Winig’s photography is satisfyingly bleak and grimy.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Smothering insightful moments in verbal and musical treacle (courtesy of Harriet Schock’s sticky songs), Mr. Jaglom displays an endearing lack of cynicism but an equal lack of discipline.- The New York Times
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- Posted Dec 22, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A stunningly witless revival of the infamous British film series about a girls’ boarding school.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The message may be clear -- suppress the past at your peril -- but the execution is a mess. As for the line-dancing soldiers, your guess is as good as mine.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
In grabbing for the heart this one-size-fits-all fable sadly ignores the mind.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The violence is quick and occasionally inventive, with little of the attenuated nastiness that characterizes so many genre pictures, and the photography ranges from brightly sun-kissed to down-and-dirty.- The New York Times
- Posted May 9, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Unfortunately, in keeping its inflammatory subject matter at arm’s length, Provoked does exactly the same to its audience.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The movie speeds up and slows down as though controlled by a director in the grip of competing medications. For those who make it to the final beatdown, however, the only pill worth taking is the one that makes you forget.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Despite the ripeness and flammability of its material, the movie feels oddly distant, the screenplay marred by weak scares, graceless plotting and dashed-off characters.- The New York Times
- Posted May 19, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Measured against the often mediocre standards of today’s glut of reboots and reimaginings, “Believer” is slickly professional, its young performers more than up to the task. It’s also disappointingly, if unsurprisingly, cautious, gesturing only wanly toward the original’s potent weave of puberty, religion and corporeal abuse.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 4, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Playing characters with no real substance, the actors struggle to develop a sense of shared peril.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 28, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Ms. Riesgraf, who at times recalls the young Teri Garr, is gutsy and committed, but not even Meryl Streep could make this hokum credible.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 14, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This quivering effort from the director John Erick Dowdle only increases in impenetrability whenever anything mildly curious occurs.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 30, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Like most of LaBute’s work, Out of the Blue is talky, sparsely staged and presented with his signature detachment. The two leads are fine.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 25, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Taking place almost entirely inside computer-simulated global locations, "Retribution" moves closer than ever to its airless video game roots.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 15, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Filmed in and around New Orleans, “The Visitor” isn’t a terrible movie, just a tired one.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 7, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This dreary spy drama is as flat and airless as the concrete bunker in which it unfolds.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Whether on a Middle Eastern battlefield or the streets of New York, characters converse in stilted, expository mouthfuls that smother emotion.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Treacly and manipulative, Dear Evan Hansen turns villain into victim and grief into an exploitable vulnerability. It made me cringe.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 23, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A Rubik’s Cube of shifting sexual orientation and elaborate sex fantasies, “Sloppy Seconds” gathers all the accouterments of soft pornography -- cheesy music, low-rent acting and attractively framed genitals -- into a plot of stunning imbecility.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Unlike their spring 2018 fashion collection, Kate and Laura Mulleavy’s first foray into moviemaking, “Woodshock,” is depressingly dull and terminally inarticulate.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 20, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The movie's amoral momentum is fatally slowed by an acronym-heavy script and flimsy characterizations that offer fine actors -- including Rip Torn as Tom's contemptuous father and Naomie Harris as his missed opportunity -- little to play.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Soured by its enervated star and uninspired writing, the movie offers only tiny moments of joy, like a hailstorm of gumballs that's unexpectedly magical.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Even those viewers who share the film's conviction that preparing a collection for New York Fashion Week is inherently fascinating may lose interest long before the final frock is fitted.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 3, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The result is a movie that feels more like a free-market sales pitch than like a critical look at one weapon in the poverty-fighting arsenal that may or may not offer long-term hope.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 9, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
What some may see as an examination of loss and legacy, others will view as a portrait of psychological coercion: overbearing men riding roughshod over the wishes of a grieving woman.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 28, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Alternately rancid and ridiculous, strident and sickly sweet, Our Family Wedding”offers plenty that’s old, borrowed and blue; it’s the something new that’s missing.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Flash Point”attaches coldly professional visuals to a narrative so baffling that it’s rarely clear who is pounding on whom or why.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
If some of the characters won't be returning for the sequel, no matter. In all likelihood, neither will the audience.- The New York Times
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- Posted May 2, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A Michael Keaton outing is always cause for celebration, no matter how ramshackle the vehicle ("First Daughter," anyone?) or paper-thin the role.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Feels passé and lacks a charismatic lead. Too bad Daniel Radcliffe is an only child.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mr. Donaldson has proven deftness with panting plots and knife-edge tension, but this cobbled-together noir does him no justice at all.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 16, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The Citizen is a heartfelt plea for charity, tolerance and all-around loving kindness — admirable aims sadly shackled to Sam Kadi’s inexpert direction.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Free of blood, bruises and visible trauma, DOA revels in its fakery. And though the film presents more exuberant female flesh than hiring day at Hooters, it's strictly for titillation.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Quaintly old-fashioned in style, plot and special effects, this familiar tale of female derangement and institutional abuse is too tame to scare and too shallow to engage.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 7, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Roiling with jealousy, suicide and latent lesbian urges, The Moth Diaries dances on the border between hallucination and reality without fully committing to either. Yet the film's narrative frailties are offset by impeccable performances and a consistently eerie tone, helped along by a location as forbidding as the "Overlook."- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 19, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A shallow commentary on how an artist’s talent can be subsumed by the desire for fame and fortune. Or maybe just by the need to make a movie.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 29, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The writer and director, Daniel Noah, creates no space for the story’s darker corners, or for his star to delve beneath the surface of Max’s depression and anger. Then again, who cares? It’s Jerry Lewis, so everyone can just shut up.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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- Posted Feb 2, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Freeman, never the most animated of performers, gives his specific brand of passive British miserabilism free rein. But it’s Melissa Rauch, as Charlie’s safely dull, place-holder girlfriend, who steals the show.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 8, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Like a feature-length version of the television sitcom “My Name Is Earl,” only Canadian -- and not funny.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
You may see scarier movies this year, but none so redolent of decomposition.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Dated, despondent and pretty much a disaster, Cell plays like a series of nods to other science fiction-horror hybrids, notably “The Matrix” (1999) and Philip Kaufman’s 1978 remake of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 7, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The lack of chemistry between the two leads is less damaging than Ms. Bennett’s inability to commit to a tone.- The New York Times
- Posted May 31, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Newlyweds are slaughtered, a child kidnapped and a suicide bombing foiled, all of it advanced by chunks of clumsy dialogue and embarrassingly labored acting.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 26, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A mawkish drama hobbled by a thoroughly unpleasant and uncharismatic lead performance.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Underdog may have been originally created to sell cereal for General Mills, but this latest incarnation couldn't sell Frisbees at a dog park.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Swift and stealthy P2 is a canny exploitation of one of the urban woman’s greatest fears: the after-hours parking garage. Throw in a car that won’t start, a creepy security guard and a filmmaking team with perfect synchronicity, and the result is a minimalist nightmare.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Plagued by clunky action sequences and a porous plot the cast visibly wilts.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The comedy is forced, the drama nonexistent and the actors melt into a yapping clan that seems to go everywhere en masse — a gesticulating blob of upraised shoulders and upturned palms.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 24, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mr. Shoaf wastes an excellent cast (and one cute aardvark — you knew there’d be one) in a movie of astonishing vacancy.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 12, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Taking a credibility-straining premise and running with it, the Dutch director Arne Toonen gives Black Out way more energy than sense. Luckily, his antihero, Jos (Raymond Thiry), lacks neither.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As if all its artistic energy had been gobbled up by the fornication, Love has nothing left with which to build its characters or set them in motion.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 29, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This witless installment features the usual ultra-slow-motion mayhem and helpful freeze-frames to allow us to admire the extra dimension. Fans will not be happy, however, to learn that Ms. Jovovich is more decently clothed this time around.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Audiences will be either captivated or irritated, depending on their tolerance for high-concept whimsy and high-energy theatrics. By the end of the wake itself, they may be wishing Binew’s illness were running ahead of schedule.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This setup is simple, but what follows is less so: an impressionistic battle between imagination and brute force that too often veers from enlightening to exasperating.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Rambling, frustrating and wholly uninvolving, The Face of an Angel (based on Barbie Latza Nadeau’s nonfiction account of the murder) swarms with ideas that have no place to land.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 18, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Not even John Newman’s distressingly awful dialogue can slow Cage’s roll to a histrionic finish.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 1, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Battling a preposterous plot and second-tier performances that are, at best, serviceable, this roll-along thriller from Scott Mann works its keister off to turn beef jerky into chateaubriand.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 12, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
His (Jackson) doleful revenant is in almost every scene, and this hardworking actor seems to know that the film around him should be a light-footed caper instead of a grim noir with a side order of deviance.- The New York Times
- Posted May 18, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Reuben is a whiny and uncoordinated prodigal son. His constant chafing at himself and the world is the film's biggest problem; by the midway point we're all wishing him back in Finland where he belongs.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
"Section 31,” bravely directed by Olatunde Osunsanmi, is a dog’s dinner of head-snapping reversals and explanatory dialogue — a movie with little on its mind but mayhem.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 23, 2025
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This well-acted debut feature from Michael Connors (a former Army captain) is too limited in ambition and scope to satisfy our expectations.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 27, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Enigmatic and imperfect, but nonetheless absorbing and consistently unsettling, Cordelia offers a haunting visualization of a breaking-apart psyche.- The New York Times
- Posted May 19, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Silly beyond words, Wolves is indifferently acted and unconvincingly realized.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 13, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Were it not for the charming Patrick Bruel as a no-nonsense security expert and Alice’s unlikely suitor, this spun-sugar concoction would be well nigh unwatchable.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Louder and more literal than its inspiration, The Eye benefits from a spiky performance by Alessandro Nivola as Sydney’s rehabilitation counselor. “Your eyes are not the problem,” he tells her at one point. He is so, so right.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Employee of the Month is more tired than a Wal-Mart greeter at the end of a Saturday shift. One can only hope its halfhearted suggestion that winning isn't everything is some comfort if the movie's grosses are as disappointing as its jokes.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Playing the evil entity with convulsive movements and a killer manicure, the contortionist Marina Mazepa turns in the movie’s most entertaining performance. That’s if you don’t count Morgan looking genuinely baffled as to what he’s doing here at all.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 1, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An ill-advised sequel to "Are We There Yet?" and a feeble fable of better parenting through home improvement.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Seriously depleting the skanky-villain bin at central casting, the moronic thriller Gone stars Amanda Seyfried as Jill.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 24, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An uncomfortable blend of sickness and silliness, this dancing-past-the-graveyard comedy suggests that the many travails of aging can be endured if you only gather enough friends and surrender enough dignity.- The New York Times
- Posted May 9, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Sweetness and whimsy fill the screen to capacity in I'm Reed Fish, a rural coming-of-age tale that's so laid-back that its cast is almost horizontal.- The New York Times
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- Posted Dec 15, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
For all the shooting, knifing and nattering about sleeper cells, the film feels weirdly static and terminally tired.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 5, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Before Silver hijacks the plot, Rodrigo Cortés's smart, talky screenplay and tense direction hold our attention, as much for the unpredictability of the story as the ease with which Sigourney Weaver and Cillian Murphy slide into their roles.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 12, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Eyes popping and mouths agape, Martin Lawrence and Raven-Symoné mug their way through College Road Trip as if it were a silent movie -- which, come to think of it, would have been a lot less irritating.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The Captive seems tailor-made to explore the psychological damage that a child can suffer over a lengthy confinement, but instead leans too heavily on the chilly desolation of Paul Sarossy’s cinematography. What’s going on in the victim’s mind, or anyone else’s, is as invisible as what lies beneath the snow.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 11, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Sluggish and derivative, I Am Number Four is another elaborate puberty metaphor with superpowers substituting for testosterone.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 17, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The film version is now being granted a limited release. Exactly how limited will depend on your tolerance for tasteless behavior, extravagant overacting and a decibel level to rival the unveiling of Oprah’s Favorite Things.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Burdened by a ludicrous script and messy direction, Ms. Kirkland — a headstrong veteran performer who is nothing if not game — has proved that she can play this kind of role in her sleep. If only the movie around it were worthy of her efforts.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 11, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This latest recycling of foreign-grown frights shows less interest in horror than in healing.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This convoluted clash of competing interests, though, is so poorly explained it’s as arduous to untangle as it is to enjoy.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 5, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Saw IV is bloody proof that Jigsaw may be dead, but his well of corporeal abuses has yet to run dry.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The upshot is an oppressive, inscrutable puzzle that made me more curious about the inside of Alcazar’s head than that of his tortured subject — the kind of movie that, in some circles, might inspire fetishistic rewatching. Just don’t forget to fire up the bong.- The New York Times
- Posted May 16, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Imaginatively filmed by Peter Sova, Push has a dizzying, chaotic energy that pulls you along. Paul McGuigan directs with maximum efficiency and minimum use of computers, creating effects that feel satisfyingly tangible.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Robert Nathan’s Lucky Bastard is a sorry-looking found-footage thriller as unconvincing as its characters’ thrashing orgasms.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An unappealing jumble of sex, regret and hero worship, “Bert Stern” is an odd tribute to brilliance muffled by lust.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Dreary, derivative and flat-out dopey, this dragged-out torture tale will disappoint even those whose hearts race whenever they see a female character strapped to a bed.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 27, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Truth or Dare is a wearying slog through crushed feelings and mangled bodies.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 12, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This bizarre sort-of satire featuring insane characters doing incomprehensible things might be forgivable if it were even mildly amusing. It's not.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 6, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This crackpot thriller from the usually competent Jim Sheridan leaves only one mystery unsolved: what on earth was he thinking?- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Every so often, a movie comes along that isn’t particularly good, yet somehow gets to you — even as your eyes start to roll, they can’t look away. “Dirt Music” is one of those, a strangely fascinating delivery system for so much visual beauty that its flaws scrabble to gain a purchase.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 16, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This poor-surfers-make-good drama from Morgan O’Neill and Ben Nott relies more than it should on toned thighs and taut gluteals. Be grateful; there’s nothing to see on dry land that’s anywhere near as compelling.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Ms. Bledel works her “Gilmore Girls” charm to the hilt, but no amount of cerulean-eyed sparkle can transcend this level of thudding mediocrity.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Teeming with smart American humorists - and a passel of Arquettes - all unconditionally admiring. What's astonishing, then, is that not one of them stepped in to dissuade their friend from participating in such an embarrassingly awful project.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 10, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This lifeless adaptation only proves that making entertaining movies out of hard-to-swallow ideas is as challenging as you might think.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Awash in blood and revoltingly misogynistic dialogue, this latest redneck ruckus (his seventh feature) is a grindhouse slog of unrelenting bad taste.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 20, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This dissociation leaves the supporting cast to its own devices, with no one suffering more than the appealing Eva Mendes as Johnny's true love, Roxanne. If Ms. Mendes ever finds a director willing to allow her to perform with her shirts fully buttoned, there will be no stopping her.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Like much of Ms. Cody’s work, Paradise plays out in quippy sound bites, only this time they feel entirely unsuited to Lamb’s sheltered background.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 17, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An unruly mash-up of terrific anecdotes and terrible teeth, grainy film and garish memories, Who Killed Nancy? cares less about investigating a death than about vindicating an accused killer.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This spinoff from the story of a magical kingdom besieged by an evil empire is too ludicrous for words.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 18, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Despite excellent stunt work and a too-brief appearance by Orlando Jones as an unflappable cop, the movie -- unlike Mr. Douglas’s hairdo -- never rises above mediocrity.- The New York Times
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- Posted Jan 30, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Silly, slack and unforgivably tedious, Thomas Harris's screenplay is padded with interminable flashbacks and a bombastic score that telegraphs every emotion Hannibal represses. And there are a lot of them.- The New York Times
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- Posted Feb 23, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Thunder Force, the latest in a string of dismal comic collaborations between Melissa McCarthy and her husband, Ben Falcone, does nothing to improve upon its predecessors.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 9, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Crisply shot and surprisingly well acted, Mother's Day suffers from an overly long script (a tornado hovers off screen to no apparent purpose) and annoying glitches in continuity.- The New York Times
- Posted May 3, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Fans typically expect well-executed jump scares, fun plot twists and the occasional rubbery monster. What they probably don’t expect is the sophisticated allegory that Imaginary appears to be flirting with — and comes close to pulling off — before losing its nerve.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 7, 2024
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Dim in wits and lighting, The Possession of Michael King strains our eyes, spits on our intelligence and saps our generosity of spirit. Relatively untaxed, however, is the part of the brain that processes new experiences: There’s scarcely a shot or an idea in this first feature from David Jung that we haven’t seen many times before.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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- Posted Nov 6, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
In David Blue Garcia’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre the blade is more active than ever. But while Leatherface, the homicidal head case who fashions masks from the skin of his victims, might be busier, his ability to scare has waned considerably.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 18, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Despite Ms. Janssen's fine taste in music - it's lovely to hear Jorma Kaukonen's "Genesis" on the soundtrack - her film's downfall was ensured by a leading lady who will always be more credible chasing zombies than the American dream.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 27, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Sparing with scares and judicious with gore, the director, Ben Ketai (working from a screenplay by Patrick J. Doody and Chris Valenziano), proves better at summoning atmosphere than developing characters.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 24, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This saga, set in Berlin, is more committed to its bloodletting than to any of its characters.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett direct with competence but a dispiriting lack of originality.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 17, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Though the film's final, disturbing image forces race to the forefront and belatedly raises wider issues of persecution, its most controversial suggestion is not that Jesus might have been black but that he might have been a really terrible actor.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The most polished superpower on display in the defiantly unexciting Secret Society of Second-Born Royals is the ability to say its title without spitting.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 24, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Playing like a mashup of tropes from far superior small- and large-screen entertainments (Scandal, House of Lies, Ides of March), this clunky feature from Bill Guttentag is satire at its most soft-bellied and toadying.- NPR
- Posted Jan 24, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Intermittently beautiful but frustratingly leaden, Shutterbug labors ineffectually to promote authenticity over artifice. A heavily stylized paean to undoctored images, the movie never quite clicks as a succession of moving ones.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
At fault is a threadbare, irritatingly vague script (by the director and artist Ben McPherson) that simply strings together a series of generic setups and forgettable characters.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 14, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Viewed solely as a string of action sequences, Erased delivers the kind of dryly efficient, wearyingly familiar entertainment that already clogs too many of our movie screens.- The New York Times
- Posted May 16, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
There is so much recycled material in “Fatal Affair” that its carbon footprint must have been zero.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 16, 2020
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As she learns the value of public schools and pickup trucks, her erstwhile friends in Philadelphia seem happy to be rid of her. By movie's end, you'll feel exactly the same.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Puberty causes an exponential increase in evil -- and in incoherence -- in The Grudge 2.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A story that kicked off two years ago at a reasonable gallop has now slowed to barely a limp.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Uninvolving and cliché-ridden (even shape-shifters, it seems, deserve a falling-in-love montage), Blood & Chocolate is "Romeo and Juliet" with fewer manners and more exotic dentition.- The New York Times
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- Posted Aug 10, 2017
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As the uniformly annoying characters stumble around, screaming and cursing, we don't give a hoot for their survival. Quite the reverse: we're counting the minutes until the asylum's ghostly inhabitants silence them for good.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 8, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Fusty research, aging interviewees and decades-old advertising campaigns offer background to the uninitiated, but Mr. Warrick's muddled, undisciplined approach destroys even the possibility of a cogent overview.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The writer and director, Joby Harold, claims to have been inspired to write the film while suffering from a particularly painful kidney stone. Watching it may be for some a comparable experience.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Yawningly directed by Jim Isaac, Skinwalkers is a slavering mess that buries its clunky addiction metaphor beneath a welter of genre clichés, all delivered in extra-slow motion.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Ornamenting its flimsy back story with assaultive sound effects and asinine behavior, Out of the Dark strains to shock.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Idolized in some quarters and reviled in others, Mr. Korine, now 37, may be a bit long in the tooth for the enfant terrible act.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Gives you the creeps, the giggles and the groans in almost equal measure.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Too much of the film feels like shorthand, a trail of teasing crumbs to lead us to the inevitable sequels.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 20, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The shocks are short and sharp, the acting is strongest where it counts, and the director of photography, Adam Marsden, washes everything in a swampy green that makes spooks pop.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A movie so hopelessly late to the coming-out party that you want to haul everyone connected with it into the 21st century.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 30, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
All in all, this is a movie best enjoyed with a snoot full and a morbid disposition.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A movie singularly lacking in rock-doc unpredictability and verve.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Jay Alaimo’s sour tale of suburban greed and marital disappointment, can’t even deliver a temporary high; mired in the blahs, the blues and the midlife crazies, this poor man’s “American Beauty” slowly sucks your will to live.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Notwithstanding a lively turn from Charles Dance as a chatty brain-tumor sufferer and a perfect Charlotte Rampling as a tranquil guide to oblivion, Euphoria gives up the ghost well before either of its unhappy heroines.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 27, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Not even a dewy heroine and a youth-friendly vibe can disguise the essential ugliness at its core: like the bloodied placards brandished by demonstrators outside women's health clinics, the film communicates in the language of guilt and fear.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 22, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This sad slasher is as lacking in scares as in ideas.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 31, 2016
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Though both actors deliver performances more credible than the plot that frames them, their authenticity only highlights the script's affection for improbable coincidences and an ending even Garry Marshall might consider too pat.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 12, 2012
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Ms. Basinger commits to her disturbed character. But the script (by the director, Anders Morgenthaler) makes Maria’s behavior so reckless — at times, she’s practically begging to be mugged or worse — that we have no chance of sympathizing with her.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
From its "once upon a time" beginning to the anticlimactic end, Footprints remains fatally lodged in La-La Land.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 14, 2011
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A toothless examination of marketing and morality, Álex de la Iglesia’s As Luck Would Have It combines lecture, farce and soapy sentiment in a single misshapen package.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Too slight to persuade, The Unbelievers is also too poorly made to entertain. The rational roots of atheism deserve a much better movie than this.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 12, 2013
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Smooth and folksy, it traffics in broad, unchallenged claims that serve a single purpose: to persuade us that the only thing wrong with today’s farming methods is our misinformed perception of them.- The New York Times
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard is loud, lazy, profane and well nigh incoherent. It’s also at times quite funny, with a goofy vulgarity that made me giggle.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 17, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Narrative ellipses and a slew of visual clichés — like vague shapes, ghostly footprints and disorienting flashes of light — make Mary (the name shared by the ship and the couple’s younger daughter) a particularly unsatisfying possession yarn.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 10, 2019
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Jolene's skin may smell like warm milk to Brad, but to the rest of us it has curdled long before she leaves his bed.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 28, 2010
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As popular as this window-fogging franchise has become, its flaccid finale is likely critic proof. But if I can persuade just one of you to bypass its milquetoast masochism and watch the stratospherically superior “9 1/2 Weeks” instead, then I will have done my job.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 8, 2018
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Boutella is a pleasingly game and lithesome heroine, but the movie around her feels curiously indifferent, a crammed, compressed delivery system for its maker’s dorm-room dreams.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 21, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Propelled by an eccentric cast of characters and increasingly seamy locations, Fix dashes headlong through Los Angeles with a little charm and a lot of verve.- The New York Times
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The misogyny of the movie’s risibly sadistic villains is only one distasteful thread in this sleazy saga of rescue and revenge.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 22, 2023
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