Gary Goldstein

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For 1,126 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 12% same as the average critic
  • 35% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Gary Goldstein's Scores

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Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Other People
Lowest review score: 0 The Remake
Score distribution:
1126 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Once you realize what the heck it is you’re watching, you might just settle in for a more diverting — or less terrible — time than first expected. But the lower your entertainment bar, the better.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Its lack of originality and emotional depth may have been more forgivable had the film been legit funny. But save a few random guffaws, this whacked-out tale of a Jewish family’s Shabbat dinner that goes wildly off the rails may prompt more eye rolls and exasperated sighs than were surely on the menu.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The inevitable head-butting, sexually tense banter between the super-serious (and frankly dull) Cole and the vivacious, near-magically-capable Kelly never quite takes off, nor, surprisingly, does the chemistry between the two leads.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Despite a few chuckles, some capable voice work and plenty of splashy color, it proves a largely empty and exhausting ride.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    The swearing and gross-out humor loses its bite after a while. We’re left with an at times heartfelt and enjoyably observed story that may hold interest with more patient viewers but, due to some episodic scene work and slack pacing, leave others restless.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    In general, Stephen Camelio’s script, sensitive and convincing as it is, attempts to pack too much emotion, back story and metaphor into a relatively slender tale. The result is a two-hour film that would have benefited from a judicious trim, a quickened pace and less melodrama.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Somewhere in “Queens” lies a stronger, more unique and inspiring story about family, culture and the place we call home. It’s too bad Romano didn’t fully find it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Saville too often skims the surfaces of his characters, substituting traumatic concepts and plot devices for narrative logic and truly authentic, compelling emotion.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    88
    Overall, the approach proves too cluttered and diffused, especially if the goal — as it should be here — is to build real dramatic tension.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    It will be interesting to see what this capable filmmaker does his next time around with, hopefully, a larger budget and a few more objective voices helping to guide his choices.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Joyride is a jalopy of a film. This Irish-set story of a brand-new single mother and a precocious 13-year-old boy who end up on the road together is so scattershot and far-fetched it overwhelms its better intentions — of which there are many.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Too much of the film (an official selection at 2020’s Cannes Film Festival and Colombia’s entry in the 2021 Oscar race) lacks sufficient conflict and an organic sense of storytelling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Loving Highsmith is a well-intentioned effort; a respectable start. But perhaps a more definitive and dimensional documentary — or even narrative feature — about this singularly intriguing talent will still be made.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Specific as Ozon’s approach here may be (nothing feels accidental or arbitrary), his lovingly made curio, which often borrows verbatim from its predecessor, comes off a bit tired and trifling.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    For the chance to become acquainted with Salomon’s tragic and unique tale, as well as with her enduring output, this well-intended portrait is worth a look.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    If only co-writers Paul Riccio (he also directed) and Jamie Effros (he stars) had dropped some of their story’s quirks and shaggy-dog bits for a deeper, more authentic dive into their main characters’ truer selves, the film might have taken off in a more distinctive and memorable way.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Despite being often preposterous, the cross-cultural comedy Book of Love is an entertaining watch. Just don’t scratch even the slightest bit beneath its glossy, super-contrived surface.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The script wields its symbolic hammer so heavily that it tends to smother the story’s more authentic emotions.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Haddock proves the beating heart of the piece, infusing her role with a quiet strength, determination and equitability; neither plucky enabler nor long-suffering victim but something believably fresher and more heroic. Maybe she should have been the film’s true focus.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Though the performers rally throughout, the film, sweet as it is, fails to strike a manageable or engaging enough tone as it treads some overly familiar territory, jarringly plays around with the Russian characters’ accents (there’s a reason, but still) and becomes too earnest and gimmicky for its own good.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    The dire theme of innocent children being blamed for “the sins of the father” — and the attendant social and political turbulence they face — as efforts are made to find these youngsters a safe and loving place in the world receives a vital spotlight here.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Involving as the film is, it is decidedly short on propulsion and significant conflict.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    "Mustangs,” which was shot in California, Wyoming, Texas, Colorado and elsewhere, is a lovely, essential portrait that’s also a little dull. It sometimes feels more like a promotional film than penetrating documentary.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Despite many fine moments and a valuable story to tell, “Golden Voices,” directed by Evgeny Ruman, feels like a missed opportunity.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The movie is also notable for featuring not just one but two unconvincing romantic dynamics.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The result is a cinematic curio in search of a more conclusive theme and emotional payoff.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    It may seem churlish to knock a film that works so hard to present everyday, well-meaning folks facing unspeakable, real-life pain. But between the picture’s uncertain tone, quirky-for-quirk’s-sake elements and such self-conscious dialogue as “What color is the sky in your world, kemo sabe?” it’s tough to be all that supportive.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Good intentions aside, this sluggish film never soars beyond its innate contrivances and frequently flat, knee-jerk humor.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Period re-creation is decent (the interiors-heavy film was shot entirely in Puerto Rico), Polish effectively peppers in bits of archival footage, and the story is often involving despite its missteps. Still, it’s hard not to wonder where the picture might have landed with a more skillful, charismatic lead and a subtler retelling.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Roth wisely manages to avoid excess mawkishness and keeps the action moving apace.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Oberli and Ziesche, who’ve divided the story into three chapters plus an epilogue (the less said about the plot the better to protect a few solid twists), attempt to lay bare the thorny issue of outsourcing care work to migrants but don’t layer in enough heft or context to make a wholly satisfying statement.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Unfortunately, writer-director Emma Seligman’s Shiva Baby, despite its thematic acuity, loopy vitality and committed acting, doesn’t add up to enough in its too-brief 72 minutes (plus end credits) to warrant all the cross-wired mayhem that gets us over the movie’s dubious finish line.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    It’s a potentially intriguing bit of fiction that plays out in, at best, serviceable ways.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    For all its energy and charm, this overlong film contains its share of undermining missteps.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Had Baudelaire knocked out 20 or so minutes and leaned less into the vérité of it all, he might have had something more special — and less patience-testing.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Ultimately, this grueling, overlong picture — think a chamber piece but with multiple characters and locations — never zeroes in on what it wants us to think or feel about Willis or John. But if it’s sympathy, it doesn’t get there.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    It’s easy enough to take this brisk documentary at face value and enjoy it for the well-shot curio that it is. And Oppenheim, just 24, is a talent to watch. Still, this movie shouldn’t preclude — and, who knows, may even inspire — a more definitive documentary about this debatable slice of “heaven.”
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    For all its flaws and missteps (more nose growing antics, please), the movie gets under your skin and holds interest, if only to find out not if, but how Pinocchio will reunite with his devoted Babbo (dad) and what the future might have in store for Geppetto’s lovingly crafted creation.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Although the whole thing’s a bit of a jumble, the L.A.-set film becomes more immersive as we slowly adjust to its ambitious conceit and unique rhythms. A solid third-act twist helps square the preceding puzzle pieces and takes us out on a satisfying and moving note.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Writer-director John Patrick Shanley’s old-fashioned, at times transporting, romantic comedy Wild Mountain Thyme has a lot going for it, which makes it a shame that it’s not a wholly stronger film. That said, as a stress-free chance to take in the lush, gorgeously green Irish countryside, you could do worse.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Rothe and Shum Jr. have such nice, authentic chemistry that they should put it to good use again. Perhaps there’s a jaunty rom-com out there with their names on it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    A finely acted, often deeply emotional period piece that, despite its share of strong moments, stacks the deck too much for its own dramatic good.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Given that “Ghosts” runs a compact 80 minutes, there was room to further explore the many tentacles of the film’s intricate, delicate topic. Still, this is vital territory that will open less initiated viewers’ eyes to the deep commitment and dramatic lengths it can take for many gay couples to become parents.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Fascinating stuff is at play here amid the heady theorizing and arcane references (panspermia, anyone?). But it’s blunted by Herzog’s clipped, Bavarian-tinged narration that’s by turns logy, deadpan and florid. Maybe his trademark voice-overs have simply worked better in the past.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    At a distended two hours, the film becomes a bit of a slog as it deliberately tracks Sobiech’s senior year of high school as he bravely marches — with equal parts humor and sorrow — toward his demise.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    A sensitive turn by Olin combined with the script’s nicely delineated take on her long-suffering, creatively thwarted lead character, makes the film, set mainly in Long Island’s tony East Hampton, an absorbing, at times moving look at a woman caught between her own artistic and emotional desires and her devotion to a man who doesn’t seem to deserve her.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    The highly decorated Cohn is a feminist heroine who definitely deserves her own cinematic close-up. This one’s a start, but perhaps there’s a star-driven narrative feature to be had that can more richly bring her striking story to life.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The obstacles here soon prove so contrived and the setups so schematic the movie can feel like a not-very-well-oiled, Rube Goldberg-like machine. And a predictable one at that.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Despite the noble ambitions of writer-director Sally Potter (“Orlando, “The Party”), The Roads Not Taken proves a morose and baffling drama; a painful, snail’s-paced 85 minutes with little payoff.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    The movie, although truthful, moving and, at times, profound does more “telling” than “showing” and could have used a more visually commanding approach.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Howden, with an able assist from editors Luke Haigh and Zaz Montana, keeps this anarchic gore fest moving at breakneck speed, but it’s a brash, crass, often mind-numbing ride.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    To its credit, the script, by director Sara Zandieh and Stephanie Wu, works hard at inclusivity. Unfortunately, while a lesbian couple is fun, the gay men feel like a throwback and Alex’s bisexuality, which could have provided an intriguing and credible complication, goes nowhere.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Olympic Dreams is a wispy, quasi-romantic dramedy whose affecting moments are eclipsed by its overly random, sometimes awkwardly played and constructed narrative.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    There’s some overreach and muddle here — you wouldn’t want a pop quiz on the plot — but “Last Thing” remains an intriguing, visually diverting piece, well shot by Bobby Bukowski.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    The one-sided film’s wheels come off when covering Thomas’ fraught 1991 Senate confirmation hearings.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    It ultimately seems as if there was a more economical, propulsive and entertaining way for a master such as Bellocchio to recount this explosive and pivotal chapter of Mafia history.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    The freewheeling, DIY quality of Lost Holiday works both for and against this quasi-caper comedy.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Although writer-director Steven Luke’s reach often exceeds his grasp, he’s managed to present a meaningful, largely involving, if decidedly small-scale and fictionalized story about race, courage and comradeship.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    It’s hard not to be taken by these beautiful animals’ intelligence and devotion. More specifics about the dogs’ training, care and the costs involved would have been a plus. Otherwise, it’s a stirring portrait of war, duty, sacrifice and the love of a good dog.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    This follow-up to 2016’s “High Strung” has its visual dazzle and performance highs but the story and characters are just too fake, chaste and grit-free to take seriously.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Prolific actor-comedian-musician Tim Heidecker may have a sizable cult following but it’s doubtful he’ll find many new fans with his latest effort, the tedious and laugh-free mockumentary Mister America.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    The movie works best when it focuses on the senses and the specific connections between hearing, language (both ASL and oral) and music.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The film can’t quite surmount its fanciful conceit.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    It’s watchable and intriguing stuff, yet also silly and inconsistent.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    This overlong film’s glacial pace and talky, unevenly told narrative undercut its potential power and accessibility.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    A deeper dive into Szeles’ ostensibly complex psychological makeup might have given the movie more heft, though Szeles, magician that he is, clearly remains more about the illusion than the reveal.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    It’s a largely mechanical, on-the-nose, vaguely faith-oriented retelling of Shankwitz’s fraught life and the singular string of episodes that led the Arizona motorcycle cop to his true calling.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    A sluggish drama about aging and holding onto your dreams.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    An unconvincing, late-breaking tragic turn; several dubious, go-nowhere supporting characters; and a blurrily provocative ending don’t help.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Unfortunately, it overdoes — and overplays — the strident litany of he said-she said recriminations and reprisals until the lovers get to some key truths and unexpected reactions.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    The jaunty, neo-noirish crime outing Lying and Stealing has its moments — chiefly the engaging performances of sexy leads Theo James and Emily Ratajkowski — but is too short on depth and logic to prove much more than a glossy, forgettable trifle.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Several engaging main characters and warm cross-generational relationships can’t quite offset patchy storytelling and uncertain aims in Back to the Fatherland.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    It’s a workable fantasy setup that’s undermined by a seemingly deliberate lack of detail about the characters, the Club and the world at large. Midway, the story takes a potentially intriguing turn but becomes more muddled than masterly.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    The quasi-credible friendship that develops between Emily and Harry gives way to a less plausible romance. But the winning, sympathetic Keaton and an enjoyably puckish Gleeson largely sell the contrived setup.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The movie’s energy, ebullience, vivid scenery and pizza porn keep us watching, even when it loses its thematic way — which is often.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    The movie, which comes off strangely wide-eyed about such “outré” things as marijuana and same-sex attraction, evokes some 1970s-era George Segal vehicle as it struggles to pair hip defiance with come-to-Jesus-style pathos, the latter of which provides a few of the film’s more compelling moments.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    It’s a heavy lift that, to do her efforts justice, required a more dimensional, broadly contextual and, for a movie about art, visually adept depiction than first-time filmmaker Rynecki has managed.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    This frequently fascinating, frustrating study in naiveté, personal turmoil and self-discovery leaves the viewer stranded in process.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Modern dance devotees and fans of legendary choreographer Merce Cunningham will find much to appreciate in the lovingly crafted documentary If the Dancer Dances. For others, the film may prove too repetitive and narrowly focused.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Unfortunately, the film, costarring Erik LaRay Harvey, Robert Ri’chard and Ian McShane, turns overly violent, raw and showy, undermining the glorious music (written, arranged and performed by Wynton Marsalis), superb period re-creation and Carr’s powerful lead turn.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Veteran performer Schull, perhaps best known as Fay on TV’s “Wings,” gives a towering, fearless turn; the other main actors are fine as well. Still, one must yield to the film’s flat shooting style, lengthy monologues, dangling questions and awkwardly rendered, dubiously earned ending.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    A Land Imagined never congeals into anything intriguing or compelling enough to earn our required patience.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    There are several uniquely impressive elements to the adventure drama Mia and the White Lion, but they’re undermined by a choppy, at times contrived and implausible script by Prune de Maistre (wife of director Gilles de Maistre) and William Davies.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    What could have been a deep and rousing clarion call on the homeless crisis gets supplanted by surface characterizations and situations, us-against-them broadsides and weak story strands.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Despite sincere efforts, it too often plays more like a glorified home movie than the kind of polished, fully dimensional work the subject deserves.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The plodding Out of Blue isn’t out of ideas — just out of gas.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    In Captive State aliens have taken over the world (as they will), but it’s the viewers stuck watching this messy, lugubrious sci-fi thriller who may feel like the ones being held captive.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Elba brings care to the film’s performances, period look and musical elements. But the freeze frames, needless voice-over bits and stalled narrative momentum undercut the picture’s potential power and uniqueness.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    Due to the movie’s deliberate lack of narrative arc, thematic stance and clear characterizations (the soldiers feel interchangeable and Logaze’s interview style is weak), we’re never always sure what we’re watching — or why.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    There’s much to explore and dissect about the intriguing world that directors Michael Palmieri and Donal Mosher spotlight in their documentary The Gospel of Eureka, but the film, strangely flabby at just 73 minutes, leaves us wanting.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Stray falters in the narrative department but looks good and holds interest.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    Amid the glorious music, the fine period re-creation and burnished photography, the emotionally sound portrayal of artistic endeavor and that award-worthy turn by Berkeley, The Maestro often scores.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    The Kirkes are attractive and intriguing actresses, Mendelsohn again proves one of the best screen actors around and Dornan looks great in scrubs. But it’s hard be sure exactly what Forrest is trying to say here and the film isn’t compelling or appealing enough to sufficiently care.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    There are enough curiously deadpan, cringeworthy bits in Laerke Sanderhoff’s loopy script to keep you hooked, even as you search for the point of it all.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    If only this post-heist section had more tension, suspense and surprise, “King” could have been a real contender.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Gary Goldstein
    There’s not much story to tell in The Untold Story, a bland, rather old-hat take on male reinvention and redemption. That it’s as watchable as it is proves a testimony to star Barry Van Dyke’s committed turn.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    The generically titled Beyond the Night spins out a twisty mystery that becomes more engrossing as it unfolds. But writer-director Jason Noto’s drama too often proves a drearily one-note look at small-town crime, corruption and narrow-mindedness.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Gary Goldstein
    It’s a mostly fun, logic-be-damned ride if you just stay in the moment and don’t think too deeply as the going gets tough — which is soon enough.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Gary Goldstein
    Despite some honest and poignant emotions and a compelling lead turn by Cybill Shepherd, Being Rose unfolds in an awkwardly constructed, herky-jerky manner that shortchanges its many characters and themes. Let’s just say the spirit is willing but the filmmaking is weak.

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