G. Allen Johnson

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For 521 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

G. Allen Johnson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Fire of Love
Lowest review score: 0 The Out-Laws
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 94 out of 521
521 movie reviews
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Sing Sing is also a celebration of the creative expressiveness of live theater and its possibilities.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, the film does its job with skill and heart.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    MaXXXine, clearly boasting a higher budget, stands as a bloody valentine to Hollywood. It’s a cesspool, all right, but it’s our cesspool, he seems to say, and guess what? Every once in a while true art comes out of it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    A Quiet Place: Day One is about a cancer patient in hospice who hopes to die with dignity. Also, there are terrible monsters threatening humanity. What an odd idea for a horror prequel.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Gladstone (“Under the Bridge”), Oscar-nominated for Martin Scorsese’s “Killers of the Flower Moon,” is the heart and soul of “Fancy Dance,” which in other hands might have been a noirish thriller. But writer-director Erica Tremblay has something else in mind: a finely crafted drama about a woman and her niece who are unwilling to let the hopelessness of her situation define her.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, it’s not so much about nature but our own existence. The knowledge that our lives are finite but valuable — and what our responsibilities are for generations to come.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The Beach Boys is a breezy CliffsNotes version of the band’s ups and downs and cultural relevance and should interest established fans — even if they know it all already — and younger music enthusiasts who are looking for a window in.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    For all the beautiful scenery and Thoreau-like contemplation, Evil Does Not Exist stalls, then implodes.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Seinfeld’s over-the-top, throw-in-everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach makes for an uneven film, with some gags inspired, others groan-inducing. But its 1960s period detail and constant parade of familiar faces keeps things rolling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The only inspired part of “Abigail” is the performance of Weir, a 14-year-old Irish actress best known as the title character in Netflix’s “Matilda the Musical.” She brings verve and joy to her vampire ballerina, dancing circles around the rest of the cast.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Stolevski obviously wants us to sympathize with these wounded characters who have been shunted aside by a cruel society, but that’s hard to do when they are so verbally cannibalistic.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Remembering Gene Wilder is a pleasant retro journey for fans and an efficient introduction to a comic genius for cineasts who might not know his work. It could have been so much more.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Halfway through, the humans recede into the background, with Dr. Andrews and crew reduced to narrating monster shenanigans instead of participating in the action. Unlike “Godzilla Minus One,” humans are expendable in gargantuan Hollywood creature features.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    If you thought you didn’t like William Shatner, see this movie to have your mind changed. And if you already like him, get ready to love the guy.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    This is an irresistible throwback to not only old-school horror, but old-school television.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The film, “based on the incredible true story” that happened in 2014, is an efficient, fun but by-the-numbers movie that has the distinction of being shot on location in the Dominican Republic, which looks quite lovely onscreen.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, “The Breaking Ice” turns inward, to the characters’ emotional landscapes, similarly filled with craggy formations and lush periods of calm.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The late film critic Roger Ebert called movies an “empathy machine,” and “Io Capitano” stands as Garrone’s plea for empathy in a debate that sorely lacks it.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Wenders structures the film episodically, so characters, such as a goofy co-worker, a homeless man and a suddenly appearing relative, come and go from Hirayama’s life. Thus the story relies on Yakusho to carry this movie, and that he does.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Space Race is an illuminating, absorbing film about an underreported storyline in our astronaut programs.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The Peasants is filled with sniping, fistfights, brutal violence and sexual assaults and becomes unbearable through its nearly two-hour running time. Most of these characters you wouldn’t want to spend more than five minutes with, if that.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The problem with “The Tiger’s Apprentice” is it sacrifices character and story for the repetitive mind-numbing action we have come to expect from such fantasy and superhero films.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Centuries ago, the heath lands of Denmark were rough-hewn, expansive and notoriously unforgiving. In the new Danish film “The Promised Land,” those words could also describe the face of its star, Mads Mikkelsen. One of the great visages in movies, it has a landscape all its own.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 G. Allen Johnson
    Snoop has obviously made a real-life impact in his community. Too bad he couldn’t make one in reel life as well.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The wordless, elderly Kiefer is enigmatic, and a bit intimidating. His work is impressive, though, especially in 3D.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    This is one of those projects in which everyone on set seemed to have fun making a movie. That joy comes through, even if the finished film induces a good-natured shrug.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The Boy and the Heron is unquestionably a personal vision, with its own internal logic. It has a direct conduit with the mind of its creator, who happens to be a genius and one of the best to ever do it. If this is it for Miyazaki, well, what a finish.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Jackson tells Mack’s life in detailed close-up, and it is as if we are passing the years alongside her.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The only thing that keeps Wish afloat is DeBose’s voice, who elevates so-so songs such as “At All Costs” and “This Wish” with a powerful lilt.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The problems with Thanksgiving are many, starting with the awful script by Jeff Rendell. Not only is the story — concocted by Roth and Rendell — predictable, but there is not one clever line of dialogue in the whole 107-minute film. The cast and characters are bland.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    It is full of joy and laughter, as well as tears. It is about many things, among them sisterhood, the difficulties of parenting, processing trauma in a patriarchal society, and religious extremism. But most of all, it’s filled with life, and all the triumphs and pleasure, pain and disappointments that go with it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Radical follows a predictable formula, and Derbez, a major star in Mexico whose last American projects were the Hulu film “The Valet” and the Apple TV+ series “Acapulco,” lifts the material with his typical vibrant energy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    The problem with Fingernails is it takes itself too seriously. Co-writer and director Christos Nikou takes a clinical, dramatic approach to such a high-concept, over-the-top and ridiculous premise. He seems so enamored by the concept of the movie that he forgot that the movie was supposed to be about relationships and not the testing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a deliriously demented LGBTQ+ riff on “The Parent Trap” about accepting love in all forms, repairing broken families and finding your true self, but it accomplishes all of that in the raunchiest way possible.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    As always in Carney’s films, the music is emotional and lovely, with instruments played by its actors. The songs feel like they’re improvised on the spot, and Dublin is as inviting of a setting as usual.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The film doesn’t deny that justice must be served, and those who commit crimes must pay. Its question is: How it is paid fairly to the satisfaction of victims and their families and to the benefit of society? The answers are down the road, many miles ahead.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Superpower, one of several documentaries about the war in Ukraine, doesn’t break any news, but Penn, a two-time Oscar-winning actor and director of several feature films, is a skilled storyteller. He and Kaufman do an excellent job of providing a contextual overview of the conflict, from its origins — the trajectory of both Russia and Ukraine in the post-Soviet era — to its political stakes, the mood of the Ukrainian people and the fascinating man who is leading them.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Oftentimes da Vinci is pleasantly lost in the cosmos of his mind, what Willy Wonka called “pure imagination.” The target audience of “The Inventor” will surely relate.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Unfortunately, despite its ready-made storyline and some likable performances, the curiously inert A Million Miles Away never achieves liftoff, even as its hero does.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    A Haunting in Venice is no downer. The script by Michael Green (“Logan,” “Blade Runner 2049”), who also wrote the first two Branagh Poirots, is at times ingenious, and he wrote a great part for Fey. As the mystery novelist Ariadne, a stand-in for Christie, she brings nice comic touches to a performance that threatens to steal the movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    This latest installation in the “Big Fat Greek” franchise is colorful and celebratory, eager to entertain and wears its heart on its sleeve. There’s something to be said for that.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The Nun II has some interesting ideas and some thrilling sequences.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It seems Joris-Peyrafitte can’t decide what film he is making, and as a result we’re left with a jumbled mess with a slapped-together resolution that will satisfy no one.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Director Sammi Cohen takes an attention-deficit disorder approach to storytelling, in which every feeling and plot twist is punctuated by a current pop song, and any hint of emotion or thoughtfulness is interrupted by a needle drop.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The Hill is meant to be inspiring, of course, and to some, it might be, but the vibe is more reassuring in the way that it does not deviate from the standard-issue formula of such movies. It is a cinematic case of confirmation bias, designed to fulfill preexisting values and beliefs.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Nattiv, working from a sharp script from Nicholas Martin, expertly mixes in documentary footage to convey a sense of the times and the war.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Despite its outlandish conceits, it is grounded in sisterhood. As bloody as it is, the pain the girls dish out to each other is nothing compared to the trauma they’ve experienced.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Landscape With Invisible Hand is a bizarre, off-kilter experience that shows us how we are destroying ourselves, no aliens necessary.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    But for now, we have The Last Voyage of the Demeter, which actually was a pretty good idea that just didn’t have enough wind in its sails.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Marc Turtletaub’s gentle, winning comedy Jules is technically a science-fiction film, but it is actually about loneliness and aging, much like the classic ’80s audience-pleaser “Cocoon,” which this film often resembles.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Aside from its scintillating title character, Bobi Wine: The People’s President is valuable because it stands as a clarion call against authoritarianism.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Petzold said he conceived of the film during the pandemic lockdown — that makes sense, considering the sparseness of the setting and small cast — and was inspired by the character studies of French filmmaker Éric Rohmer and Russian playwright Anton Chekhov. Unfortunately, he needed inspiration from another great artist: Christian Petzold.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Although the war in Ukraine is still raging, 20 Days in Mariupol is already a historical document. So much has happened in the war in the 14 months since these events, and graphic, front-lines reporting is now ubiquitous. However, Chernov’s team was among the first to document what many say are war crimes by Russian troops, and it provided an early window into the conflict for Western news media.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    McGann, whose 2016 documentary “Revolutions” explored the women’s roller derby scene in Ireland, spins a compelling yarn about two fascinating people, although she doesn’t go much below the surface.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    They Cloned Tyrone can be heavy-handed times and runs a bit long, but the committed performances of its plucky triumvirate of stars go a long way toward the fun.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 G. Allen Johnson
    The Out-Laws is dead on arrival.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Will-o’-the-Wisp, a flight of fancy from Portuguese provocateur João Pedro Rodrigues, has a few ideas, a fun little musical sequence and quite a bit of eye candy. But it seems like a series of tonally different short films mashed together — an art installation rather than a movie.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Close to Vermeer is much more than a chronicle of the exhibition. It is a globe-trotting tale of diplomacy, a detective story and a fascinating insight into the insular world of museum curation, research and preservation, which helps keep culture alive through the march of history.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Even more so than the original, the gravity-defying Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is as close to a moving comic book as one can get.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    There is not one line of dialogue or one sight gag in About My Father that can’t be found in other bad comedies, and Maniscalco . . . and director Laura Terruso seem to believe the path to humor is to go as far over the top as possible.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s an action and suspense film, and, like Butler’s earlier 2023 flick “Plane,” a good one. Impressive set pieces include a car chase through a small-town bazaar, and a midnight shootout between Tom, outfitted with night-vision goggles, and a helicopter.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Sean Mullin’s documentary It Ain’t Over is literally inside baseball. The film is essentially a Berra family project, an attempt to rehabilitate the professional reputation of someone who often doesn’t get his due as a player.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie is irresistible. While his Alex P. Keaton of “Family Ties” and Marty McFly of “Back to the Future” are beloved characters, the actor who gave them life is much more interesting and real.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    First-time feature director A.V. Rockwell, working from her own script, tells an epic tale in miniature.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves feels like Daley and Goldstein, who also co-wrote with Michael Gilio, asked ChatGPT, the artificial intelligence chatbot developed by OpenAI: “Write a Marvel movie except with ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ characters.” Seconds later, this spit out.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    How Yeon-hee became Frédérique Benoît and what it all means is at the heart of Return to Seoul, an ambitious, challenging and sometimes uneven character study by French-Cambodian director Davy Chou.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    To watch Close is to be fully immersed in its finely detailed world suggested by Dhont and co-writer Angelo Tijssens; realized by Dhont and cinematographer Frank van den Eeden; and brought to life by the exquisite performances of its top-notch cast, led by Dambrine, De Waele, Dequenne and — as Leo’s mother — Léa Drucker. As its accolades suggest, it is one of the best films of 2022.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    The Blue Caftan, like its title garment, has a handmade, lived-in quality, an authenticity that marks Touzani — a former journalist making her second feature — a director to watch.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    While it is imminently watchable, it’s a movie that consists of mostly people sitting at tables with fantastic period clothing plotting and scheming, but sometimes barely moving at all.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Targeted as Valentine’s Day comfort cinema, the new Paramount+ movie At Midnight is as sappy and predictable as it sounds, with walks along the beach, romantic getaways, candy-colored scenery and, of course, the inevitable mix-ups, misunderstandings and silly arguments that are requirements of the rom-com genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Infinity Pool is a twisted, visually intriguing and at times unhinged movie designed — elegantly so — to make you squirm (for maximum impact, skip seeing the spoiler-filled trailer).
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Sr.
    Sr. is elegiac in tone, often moving, with moments of irreverence and humor.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Bratton has made a film that isn’t necessarily anti-military — he is no doubt proud of his service — but pro-humanity. In a sense, Ellis is going through his own personal boot camp. Perhaps the film should have been called “The Introspection.”
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    White structures the documentary as an absorbing adventure tale, and that it is.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    But after two instant classics in “Raya and the Last Dragon” and “Encanto” in 2021, “Strange World,” while pleasing, is a bit of a step down for Walt Disney Animation.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    It could be considered an achievement that a full-length feature movie with a talented ensemble cast, led by Kristen Bell and Allison Janney, couldn’t create a single character that you would want to spend more than five minutes with, but there it is. Not even picturesque London can save this witless comedy.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Bad Axe is a raw and stunning work of immediacy, a frontlines report from Trump country on the immigrant experience, family loyalty and community co-existence. It is not just among the finest and most important films of the year, but it will stand as a valuable historical and social document of these times.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Is That Black Enough for You?!? is the noted film critic and author’s ode to Black contributions to American cinema — reaching back to the silent era but focusing on what he considers the apex of Black Hollywood, a wild and energetic period from 1968-78 that revolutionized the art form.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Aftersun is a film about memory and regret, of finding small islands of warmth and happiness and holding on; a movie that beautifully struggles to say what is unsaid.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Descendant isn’t just necessary. It’s urgent.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    It is, in fact, good: a simple, well told story, about an impossible love decades ago, and the collateral damage that results.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Raymond & Ray aims for the kind of gentle, offbeat wistfulness of a “Little Miss Sunshine” or “Sunshine Cleaning,” but with uncomfortable awkwardness instead of eccentric ingenuity.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Stars at Noon has some interesting ideas, and a general fatalistic malaise creates a perversely appealing Le Carré-esque mood. But it’s so vague — perhaps because Denis doesn’t understand Central America as much as she does West Africa — that its impact melts in the heat of its near equatorial setting.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    Blanchett is so convincing, and Field’s approach is so authentic, that it feels like an event, not just a movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    A final word about Bardem: He’s simply terrific. With his shaggy curly hair, exaggerated showmanship, athletic dance moves and operatic gestures, Hector is part Willy Wonka and part Gene Kelly — it’s Bardem’s most off-the-rails performance since his turn as a James Bond villain in “Skyfall.”
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, Hocus Pocus 2 operates as a cheerful throwback to the 1980s/early ’90s genre of plucky kids saving small-town America from existential danger, a vibe tapped into by not just the original “Hocus Pocus” but such classics as “Gremlins,” “Back to the Future” and “The Goonies.”
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Even though the film is by the numbers, it offers younger generations who know nothing of Poitier’s life and groundbreaking work a look at this important actor and activist.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Directed by veteran British television director Tom George, “See How They Run” won’t impress demanding viewers, but acts as an a rather agreeable placeholder until the next “Knives Out” movie arrives.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    What happens to the twins won’t be revealed here (those with overriding curiosity can find the Wikipedia page about them), but Smoczynska, Wright and Lawrance find the humanity and empathy in their story, if not the complex psychological reasons behind their unique lives.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    Like Disney’s tepid 2019 live-action remake of “The Lion King,” it’s virtually a beat-by-beat remake of the original, but without the original’s energy and movement.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    François Ozon’s Peter von Kant, about a film director toxically obsessed with a young actor, is much more than a remake. It’s a valentine.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 G. Allen Johnson
    There’s more to life than just stories and really, Djinn and Alithea just need to get a life.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    The cast is uniformly good, but it’s Bardem’s sly, harried performance that powers this overlong, and more amusing than funny, comedy.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    Girl Picture excels at showing how teenage life can be a sensory experience that’s exhilaratingly joyful and unbearably painful, sometimes simultaneously.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    A lean, mean, riveting back-to-nature horror film that flies through its thrilling 99 minutes.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 G. Allen Johnson
    With Margaret threatening to lose it at any moment, “Resurrection” is #MeToo horror at its cringiest.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    This is a film that pops on the big screen — no CGI needed here, folks. But the way Dosa shapes the story, emphasizing the couple’s deep love for each other and their unconventional lives, is what makes Fire of Love...one of the most moving and memorable films of 2022.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Rylance is always good, but director Craig Roberts, to use a golf term, lays up instead of going for the pin. In other words, he plays it safe.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Panah Panahi, making his feature debut with Hit the Road, definitely inherited his old man’s trouble-making genes. His eye for composition is accomplished, but the movie meanders and the pacing sometimes drags. The problem, of course, is the filmmaker holds back the relevant information that would keep a viewer engaged until the end.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 G. Allen Johnson
    [Apichatpong’s] films are well-thought-out experiences, unique, disciplined, gorgeously composed and irascibly moving to their own rhythm. What sets Memoria apart from his other work is a new setting: Colombia.

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