Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    As viscerally compelling as smash-mouth filmmaking gets.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Although the movie has its moments, it's a tearjerker that jerks too hard.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Never was the case for psychotropic medication more acute than in Jovovich's performance.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Fails to capture the spiritual hallelujah of the novel.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    So full of pep you can't help surrendering to its creative energy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Ruben, at least, is adept with suspense tactics. He keeps Bergin lurking off screen for an agonizingly long time and he knows his suspenseful way around a bathtub. There's also some respectably scary business to do with neatly arranged bathroom towels and food cans in the pantry. But Ruben is merely modulating mediocre material.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    We are left with vivid images of Dominique, whose desire to change his country, despite formidable intimidation, is an inspiration to any supporter of democracy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    The longer I take to review this movie, the more the absurdities loom. So let me finish before I think about the story's stupidly plotted structure or recall how tiring it was to watch apes perpetually pushing humans to the ground or sending them pirouetting into the air.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Hollywood Homicide is about murder, all right: the wholesale slaughter of anything funny, original or even vaguely logical.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Elf
    Ferrell provides just enough humor to get us through the familiar fare and enjoy the ride.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The suspense is laughably absent.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Ray
    There may not be a bigger-hearted performance this year than Jamie Foxx's in Ray.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    That mind-bending, mystical business was better handled in such films as 1990's "Jacob's Ladder."
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    The problem with this movie is the problem with most Renny Harlin movies: There's an excessive amount of excess -- a mind-numbing plurality of firearm battles, vehicular explosions and brutally frank sexual talk.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    The only reason this dilemma has any import is thanks to Bardem, who almost single-handedly drags the film along.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    A well-mounted, macabre seriocomedy with passing punchlines. And for about half the movie, it's compelling stuff.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Every moment of the way, there is a delectable sense of subtle menace and, at the center of it all, Huppert's haunting expression, part sphinx, part grace and maybe part scary.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    A blundering cringefest, thanks to unintentionally laughable dialogue, hackneyed writing and uninspired direction.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    August, who also made "Pelle the Conqueror" and "House of the Spirits," steers this story to its stirring conclusion with firm lack of sentimentality.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    All the movie's treacheries, deceptions and story twists are marred by our lack of innocence. We see the big picture way before the characters do, and that pushes us right out of the movie and back into our seats -- the last place we want to be.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The movie's sweeter than funny, but still has a fair share of guffaws.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    It's too bad the movie's intriguing effect wears off (so to speak) about two-thirds through.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Manages to be innocent, physically passionate, earnestly romantic and self-deprecatingly funny, all at once.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Climb into this rig and you'll be sweating bullets.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    There's a problem: This romance isn't developed enough to be truly satisfying -- it's fat-free SnackWell's when you want Godiva. It's not the original story we signed up for -- or thought we did.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    xXx
    Essentially a dumb guy's day in Heaven. The movie's retrofitted with stunts, fights, explosions, drugs, babes and cars -- not necessarily in that order.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    At best, the movie is a problematic chamber piece; at worst, a misdirected, slightly misanthropic pretension.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    A fascinating premise. And yet, the movie, directed by Bruce Beresford, never quite blooms.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A feel-good infusion for your precious little darling (or pack of darlings) who could use an uplifting fantasy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    With the exception of a few enjoyable action scenes, such as when Aeon and fellow operative Sithandra (Sophie Okonedo) flip and backflip their way across a lethal garden of bullet-spewing trees and spikes disguised as blades of grass, Aeon Flux is surprisingly draggy.

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