Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    It's not often you find a movie as exciting and awful as Rumble in the Bronx. But the sole aim of this so-bad-it's-funny action picture is to introduce Jackie Chan to American audiences. In that narrow sense, it's completely successful.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    May leave you more cold and stunned than enlightened.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    You're exhilarated from beginning to end.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    It doesn't seem like overstating things to say that Eros becomes steadily worse as it goes along.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    An extraordinary film ... that's impossible to dismiss or leave unmoved.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    Someone definitely inhaled too much before making this one.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    We may not get to their innermost feelings, which would have taken this documentary to a deeper, maybe darker level, but the movie's purpose is celebratory. As such, it's a satisfying experience.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The movie, which is based on the Lowell Cunningham comic book series, throws out some wonderful implications, but they’re frustratingly few and far between.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A canny (and profoundly sexy) movie.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The movie's entertaining for some wickedly funny situations and witticisms.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Often wickedly funny, but about halfway through, the premise becomes -- shall we say? -- intestinally overextended.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    O'Neal's performance, on the other hand, could incite angels to throw tomatoes from heaven. As the meek-and-noble reporter (who never seems to find time to file stories), he seems to be a confused Barry Lyndon, inexplicably whisked into this century and given a Georgetown lease, a ridiculous movie role and a byline. You get the feeling that, like this movie, his news stories need editing.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Cheerful, energetic and on the money.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A bare-bones outline ignores the performances, the stirring music, the close-in camerawork and the direction of Steve Anderson. The emotional punch and atmosphere of the movie soar through any hokiness. Plummer's search for the son he never saw grow up becomes a powerful odyssey.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    A highly watchable slice-of-low-life entertainment. If this isn't her best role, it's Dunaway's gutsiest.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's more a collection of episodes that build to a complex, richly layered picture of these girls' lives. And the more time we spend with them, the more endearing they become.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    The movie Casanova, starring Heath Ledger, not only fetters the randy Venetian in political correctness, it condemns him to dwell inside the modern equivalent of a bad Shakespeare play.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Newton may not be a great actor, either, but she's full of life and charm. She's the only thing holding this movie together at all.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's full of good heart, and you can't help but like its unequivocal sentimentality.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Compelling, if throwaway, drama.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Essentially, Chuck & Larry is an oafish chance for audiences to laugh at gay-bashing jokes and then feel morally redeemed for doing so -- courtesy of an obligatory wrap-up scene that reminds us that homosexuals are humans, too.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    If you're a fan of Witherspoon, this movie was produced, shot, edited and distributed entirely for you.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    Like Casablanca, Diva, Clockwork Orange and countless other quality-cult films, Prick Up Your Ears has an indefinable idiosyncrasy that makes you want to come back for more.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It's also genuinely moving to see disenfranchised individuals discovering self-determination from the hard ground up.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Parents is an impressive debut, and certainly the most provocative new release around town. You may leave this movie realizing how dark your childhood actually was. You may also leave a vegetarian.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    You'll be rooting for these people to get slaughtered out of sheer boredom.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    There are more climaxes in here than in a Swedish blue movie. This is not to say you won't be thrilled, charged up and put through the ringer at times, but your intelligence will need to be shoved under your seat like warm, flat soda.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    A little too shopworn and pokey to be more than a respectable European diversion.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Start lining up now, bring a bullwhip -- and maybe some d-Con. Indiana will do the rest.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Sure, the heroes and villains are arranged in a convenient moral gallery. But the performances, Weir's adroit direction and John Seale's superb cinematography take care of that banality.

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