Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Its hackneyed themes prevent the sci-fi flick from feeling like anything more than well-directed mediocrity.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    There's your intrigue. There's your romance. There's your x factor, by which I mean your willingness to give two appealing stars an incredible break throughout most of the major obstacles between them and a successful robbery.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Never transports you to another place and time, as it intends to.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Where Avalon works, as with Diner and Tin Men, is where it's improvisory, comic and most artistically humble.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The movie doesn't have the energy to be truly horrible. It's too muted and enervated. But it's a somewhat tedious thing to sit through.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Each revelation seems more disturbing than the next. But Chinese treatment of Tibetans is only half the heartbreak. The other is the amazing resilience of the Tibetans, who are overwhelmingly Buddhist.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    An impressive but nonetheless obvious imitation has sprung up in the shadows of two brilliant movies-I refer to 1955's "Kiss Me Deadly" and 1974's "Chinatown."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It is a fascinating dance between style and substance.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A hilarious, inventive and goofy breath of fresh air.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A firepowered, blood-drenched action picture that doesn't let up.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Unfortunately, the film, written and directed by Sue Kramer, starts with a distinctly uncomfortable moral baseline: How exactly is any audience supposed to identify with a character whose relationship with her brother borders on the incestuous?
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    What really reaches us is the collective presence of the cast, most of them monks and other acting amateurs. They seem uniformly imbued with inherent grace and effortless spiritual bearing. And their smallest of gestures exude the kind of un-self-conscious gravitas that constitutes all fables.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Eastwood's elegantly directed Mystic River, a deeply textured drama in which the sins (or perceived sins) of the past weigh heavily on the present.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A documentary that knows to sit back and listen as [Dobson] expounds on a variety of subjects.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    Leadenly directed and almost soberly scripted, it never captures the campy brightness of the original series -- the herky-jerky animation, the wacky sound effects, the distinctive character voices and that cheesy laugh track.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Terrifically funny romantic comedy, is a slam-dunk for Julia Roberts, the Michael Jordan of cuteness.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves looks like big money. It has the stars, it's based on a classic (and foolproof) story and it's an exhilarating couple of hours. It fills the entertainment megabill utterly.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    What keeps the film (adapted from the late John O'Brien's harrowing semi-autobiographical book) from being completely unbearable are the extraordinary performances.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    As rich and fun as it was in post-Depression 1937 -- yes, 1937. And the seven dwarfs (Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey) are every bit as charming as they "Hi-ho" to work at the diamond mine.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    [Gere] seemed to be improvising his way from beginning to end, like he was disgusted with the actual script.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    In the end, Made is a movie with better potential than actual results.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's a pleasant experience. But that's what it is: a sequel that replays every aspect of the original movie.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Everyone in the cast is terrific, including Dermot Mulroney as Wolf, the beret-sporting cameraman who thinks he's a genius but can't seem to stop screwing up shots, and Wanda (Danielle Von Zerneck), a tough-talking assistant director who gets weak in the knees whenever Chad gets close. Best of all is Buscemi, a wonderfully offbeat, edgy performer who has appeared in such independent films as Mystery Train and Reservoir Dogs. He carries the emotional weight of the movie as his dream project faces impending doom, his red-rimmed, frog-like eyes threatening to burst with exasperation.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The inside story is weak, dull and head-poundingly boring, and the outside story is only slightly better, thanks to the lukewarm likability of its two stars.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Devolves into such utter ludicrousness, the best response (other than avoiding the thing in the first place) is to laugh.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    An entertainment to be seen and appreciated in momentum. As such, it is constantly gripping
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The only active ingredient is the dynamic between Smith and Jones. There's just enough of that to get us through.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A surprisingly gripping experience.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    A great director's losing battle against a goofy script.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    The movie equivalent of a great read. It's a masterfully conducted concert of characters...already head and shoulders above most of the competition.

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