Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Elle fans will likely ignore the narrative shortcomings in favor of a well-loved character.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Isn't just a fabulous seagoing spectacle. It's one for the ages.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Enlightening, if structurally relaxed documentary.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    This movie, directed with precision and an appreciation for (relatively) rich character texture by Sam Raimi, remembers all the fine elements of the original film (and the comic book story). It reprises them perfectly, including wonderfully choreographed, skyscraper-hanging fights.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Within its narrow, unambitious, commercial boundaries, the movie is highly watchable. Lowther is appealing, and Costner is a likable rebel.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    How much you enjoy this movie depends on how funny you find Sandler talking out the side of his mouth with a gravelly squawk -- for the entire movie.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Oddly compelling.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Want to see something strange, funny, twisted, brilliant and macabre? Sure you do.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    It's a soap opera posing as moral outrage.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 37 Desson Thomson
    William Shakespeare would need a sense of humor to view Jean-Luc Godard's "King Lear" without getting steamed up in his bodkins.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Seems to avoid any kind of edgy, precedent-making attitude, some point of view that feels charged, divisive and consequently alive.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The story (adapted from Andrew Neiderman's novel by Jonathan Lemkin and Tony Gilroy) is surprisingly well-handled, given its rather crazy premise.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 37 Desson Thomson
    The movie, which is deadly slow and full of Japanese-bashing, is also an undisguised merchandising promo.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    With no real comedy to enjoy, it's torture to watch Diesel undergo a predictable change from emotionless soldier to loving family man. Makes you want to spit out your pacifier in disgust.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    It sinks so deep and fast, you don't even see bubbles on the surface.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's clear this sequel (directed by Darren Lynn Bousman) doesn't have the same smartness (I speak relatively) of the original. Nonetheless, "Saw" fans can still look forward to involuntary incineration, wrist and throat slashing, bullets through brains and the bashing of someone's head with a nail-festooned club.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    A cold, protracted and unemotional affair.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Creepy and truly suspenseful in some places, unintentionally comic or plain awful in others.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    In Chaos Theory, Reynolds's performance is taut, crabby and tense. And his beard and glasses, which intensify those already narrow eyes, suggest a mad bomb-builder rather than a hapless soul with whom we can identify.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    This is a movie that knows its audience and realizes it doesn't need much of a story to hit that audience, literally, where it lives.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    In Hollywood, imitation is the most profitable form of flattery. That is the only plausible explanation for 101 Dalmatians, Walt Disney's disappointing live-action remake of its own 1961 classic.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    A British black comedy, saves its best for last -- and God bless Maggie Smith for, well, being Maggie Smith -- but that requires sitting through a frustrating, uneven hour of sluggish preamble.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 37 Desson Thomson
    Director Leonard Nimoy does not use his ears for comedy -- nor his eyes, even. His three leads recite their lines as though they wanted to take their jumbo-sized salaries and run -- which, given this movie, maybe isn't such a dumb idea.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The Batblast of the summer.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Only fitfully amusing. More often, it feels like a mediocre attempt to reprise the central elements of the infinitely funnier "Napoleon Dynamite."
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Manchurian, with its fatalistic, dreamlike quality, comprises two of [Frankenheimer's] finest hours. [Re-release]
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It's a fascinating film, but after a while, the digital photography wears out its gritty welcome.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    This is a movie about improbability, randomness and absurdity. It almost goes without saying, you can't get in a panic about having everything.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Ultimately, SLC Punk! doesn't have enough dimension to maintain dramatic interest.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A film that's tender and disarming for its intimate honesty. It's also deeply refreshing to see a movie that dares to explore sexuality among mature characters.

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