Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Should have never made it up the distribution aisle.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Shines the light on a special kind of heroism -- the guts to face up to yourself and make changes. What makes this so emotionally compelling is the way Dave scrambles from this deep vale of cluelessness to something approaching moral maturity.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    One of the most thought-provoking documentaries of recent times.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Talk Radio, despite its collective intensity, is itself just another unenlightening late-night call-in session.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Inspired by the true story of Ellis, has Hollywood formula practically stitched to its Speedo. But the characters and the actors who play them are so captivating, we're too entertained and charmed to notice.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Ten
    Shows us, in an extraordinarily simple way, the hopes and frustrations of one woman's life.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Tedious.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    Suffice it to say, there is no comedy, no chemistry, no nothing in this movie.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It is a movie about the real challenge of heroism.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    It's simultaneously arty, arcane and nasty.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Throughout, Garner retains a permanent grimace, as if persuasive acting can be achieved by contorting cheek muscles and pouting lips. It's not just depressing to watch; it's tiring. We want to tell her to relax -- for our own relief.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    In terms of actual social conscience, the movie gets a demagogic, rabble-rousing F. It also gets a failed grade for honest writing.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    This movie is about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    If Honeymoon in Vegas is funny -- and it is -- it doesn't exactly ring with structural perfection. You wouldn't go to see it again. But with wonderfully bizarre Nicolas Cage scrambling and screaming his way through the proceedings, "Honeymoon" never attempts anything greater than goofy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    This muttering boatman seems to have lost his old-time heroism. No longer is Rambo killing for a cause, but for kicks. And his portentous blather, even by Rambo standards, becomes unintentionally hilarious.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Even if the film is only moderately enjoyable, it can create a sort of exotic escapism.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    Beneath the sylvan trappings is a whodunit as riveting as any.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Forgettable the instant it strafes your retinas.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Lawrence's material runs between mediocre and offensive, and then he rescues it with his physical humor. He's at his best when he lets his face or inflection do the talking.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    I love the movie's originality, its sense of macabre humor, its resourcefulness, and the great Walsh, whose memorable narration kicks off the movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    I'd give this movie about half a miracle.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    You won't feel enlightened, just let down
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It matters because this boxer taps into something deeper in our collective souls than the desire for entertainment. It's the hope that one day we're going to win big, too, after everyone's given up on us. It's as hokey as it's true.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    McAvoy, so memorable as Idi Amin's doctor turned adviser in last year's "The Last King of Scotland," may be the most likable British newcomer since Ewan McGregor; his glistening eyes can seduce audiences with their ability to show conflicting emotions.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Ultimately, the movie's biggest crime is its inability to convey the delicate, damaged texture of Kahlo's life, but also the triumph of her will over intimidating defeat.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Magnificently nonchalant about its magic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The animation, rendered in good old-fashioned watercolors, is appealing. It's easy, rather than flashy, on the eyes. But the best thing about the movie is the humor.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Why sit through a lesser imitation, when you could just rent "Heathers" and those other movies for a far more enjoyable time? Drop-dead bitchery? Been there, done that.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Its themes of passion, heartbreak and the inexorable passage of time are eternal.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    You leave Creatures with the unsettling sensation of being highly tickled yet greatly dissatisfied.

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