David Edelstein
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51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points lower than other critics.
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David Edelstein's Scores
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| Average review score: | 65 | |
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| Highest review score: | First Cow | |
| Lowest review score: | Funny Games (2008) | |
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Positive: 1,257 out of 2169
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Mixed: 709 out of 2169
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Negative: 203 out of 2169
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- David Edelstein
The decomposition of the soul is the goal of a Stasi incarceration, the promised end for an enemy of the state, and there is something about the movie’s pacing--the silences, the drone of the narration ("The name of your enemy is hope?…?")--that wears you down.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It may or may not be the worst movie ever made, but it is one of the most unhinged.- Slate
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Much of K-Pax consists of Spacey grinning like Stevie Wonder behind sunglasses, -- taking dippy steps, and bobbing his head as if attached to an invisible Walkman.- Slate
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Solondz conjures a world that's rotting away from the inside, in which only the children--freckle-faced Dylan Riley Snyder and Emma Hinz--weep over the loss of moral authority. This might be some kind of goddamned masterpiece, but I'm not sure I want to watch it again to say for sure.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The movie isn't unwatchable. It's clumsily good-natured, the actors are appealing, and there are worse ways to spend two hours than looking at pretty young girls in shorts kicking balls. But the movie is way, way too pleased with itself.- Slate
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There are no comic highs, as in a Mike Myers parody, but no action highs, either.- Slate
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First-time director Richard Kwietniowski has fun with the collision of high and low culture, and he does elegant work.- Slate
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Travel--finding the self by escaping the self--is central to the novels of Eggers and Vida, but Mendes knows where he's going before he gets there. And so the subject of Away We Go turns out to be not travel but child-rearing, which is at best well-meaning and anguished and at worst downright monstrous.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It might even have been a landmark film about race relations had its aura of blunt realism not been dispelled by a toxic cloud of dramaturgical pixie dust.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The Host packs a lot into its two tumultuous hours: lyrically disgusting special effects, hair-raising chases, outlandish political satire, and best of all, a dysfunctional-family psychodrama--an odyssey that's like a grisly reworking of "Little Miss Sunshine."- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
For all its wizardry, The Incredibles isn't among my favorite animated movies. Weirdly enough, I think of it, instead, as one of my favorite live-action superhero pictures.- Slate
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A passionate and rousing piece of filmmaking--a civics lesson with the punch of a good melodrama.- Slate
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When those talking heads metamorphose into familiar ranting heads, it becomes another mesmerizing right-wing horror show.- Slate
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It's a mystery how such a hodgepodge, at once incoherent and overfamiliar, could have come together on screen.- Slate
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The film is slick when it needs to be raw, tidy when it needs to sprawl, and amorphous when it needs to focus.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The exhilaration is slow to build. It doesn't come from any one thing but from countless crosscurrents, tiny bits of color that fill out the portrait.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Less a classical narrative than an ingenious machine for inducing terror, rage, and paralyzing unease.- Slate
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It goes soft, but even a gelded traditional farce is more potent than most of our slob comedies.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The funniest things in Be Kind Rewind are not the many moments in which Mike and Jerry look like Ed Wood’s worst nightmare, but when the pair finds expedient ways to do for pennies what would take Brett Ratner millions and be less expressive to boot.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
A shapely, stylish, white-knuckle horror-thriller that hits its marks with blood and thunder. It stinks to heaven, too, but it isn't lame. The streets of Rome haven't run this red since the Inquisition.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The end of The Cove is as rousing as anything from Hollywood. Manipulative? Sure--but isn't that fitting? Capitalism has driven an entire village to massacre dolphins and keep its work hidden.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Somehow, Assisted Living jells. Maggie Riley is astoundingly convincing, and she and Bonsignore's Todd have an unforced chemistry that catches you off guard.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The movie gets funnier and less obvious as it goes along, and Zooey Deschanel is a hoot as a disdainfully bored co-worker who ritually insults the zombie chain-store shoppers -- but what is The Good Girl saying, exactly?- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I fear that the cozy domestic ending will leave audiences disappointed, convinced that they've seen something smaller and less momentous than they have.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The villain comes back more times than Wile E. Coyote. I found it tiresome and witless and numbingly repetitive, but action mavens won't feel cheated.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
True Crime gives you sleaze on toast--a heap of tabloid bathos, a dusting of high-mindedness, a dash of gallows humor. It's a bizarre concoction, but it's riveting.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Director Dennis Dugan knows his way around shin-whacking slapstick, and Sandler is mesmerizing.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Audiard's take is fevered, immediate, and hopeful--a story of a man recovering his soul. The most intense and compelling sections of The Beat are almost word for word from "Fingers" (albeit translated into French), but this beat changes everything.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The world didn't need a remake of The Thomas Crown Affair. We didn't need it, but we got it anyway -- and it's pretty terrific.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I’ve sat through so many claustrophobic examples of the genre I forgot how exhilarating, how pure a great one could be. Interview is a great one--electric as theater and cinema.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
A bearable period chick flick with a self-congratulatory “realistic” conceit.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Gives off the same vapor of impending tragedy—of a fate neither just nor unjust but ineffably, wrenchingly right.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
An entertaining, emotional, and surprisingly intimate movie--an epic saga of fauns and talking (Cockney) beavers and evil sorceresses and triumphal resurrections and massive, sweeping battles that nonetheless feels … small.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Danny Huston is screamingly funny as the alternately finicky and savage Head Ghoul--he’s like something spewed forth from the bowels of the Politburo. The problem is structural.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It's sensationally well-made: skittery and kinetic, packed with mayhem, yet framed (and narrated) with witty detachment, so that the carnage never seems garish. The film is far from a work of art, but it marks the emergence of a great new action superchef.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The moral contortions of 8MM seem especially bogus, a sadomasochistic peep show booth pretending to be a confessional.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A passably diverting entry in the Tarantino genre of splatter and yuks and soulfully bumbling hit men.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Jackman has musical-theater chops and knows how to sell material this ham-handed; Kidman isn't quite as deft. I've always admired her gumption in working so hard to overcome a certain temperamental tightness--but that tightness has now spread to her skin.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Fanning is a child actor with a grown-up soul, and every move, every breath, seems mysteriously right.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
For all the Saturday-matinee heroics, the movie is dreary and monotonous, the vision junky in more ways than one.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Even more than his other genre mash-ups, this is a switchback journey through Tarantino’s twisted inner landscape, where cinema and history, misogyny and feminism, sadism and romanticism collide and split and re-bond in bizarre new hybrids. The movie is an ungainly pastiche, yet on some wacked-out Jungian level it’s all of a piece.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The restored footage, nearly an hour of it, has at once bloated and diluted the work we've known and half-loved, undercutting its still-astonishing strengths while making its flaws leap out with unprecedented clarity. You can now fully appreciate the job that Coppola and his colleagues did in 1979 of salvaging what might have been a dud on the order of … Apocalypse Now Redux.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
In dramatic terms, Osama couldn't be much simpler. The director is aiming for a sort of tone poem of repression, the girl robbed first of her childhood, then of her burgeoning womanhood.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
An appropriately generic title for a droning, high-toned little heist picture with no dash and no raison d'être.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Isn't just the most explosively entertaining movie musical in a couple of decades. It's going to be the most influential: the one that inspires the rebirth of the Hollywood musical.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I found the first half-hour a snooze, but once I adjusted to the movie's rhythms, I was completely enraptured. Ferran weaves the love affair into nature, but not in the mystical, sanctified manner of Ang Lee's "Brokeback Mountain."- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It might be the cinema's most astonishing holy war film. The Lord of the Rings took seven years and an army of gifted artists to execute, and the striving of its makers is in every splendid frame. It's more than a movie--it's a gift.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The sheer scale of the movie is mind-blowing--it touches on every aspect of modern life. It's the documentary equivalent of "The Matrix": It shows us how we're living in a simulacrum, fed by machines run by larger machines with names like Monsanto, Perdue, Tyson, and the handful of other corporations that make everything.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
For all its original touches, though, An Education follows a conventional trajectory.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It's another dumb vengeance picture -- "In the Bedroom" for meatheads.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
In spite of its standard biopic gaps and simplifications, Walk the Line gets the big things right.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The Hong Kong vet director, Ronny Yu, did a bang-up job in 1998 with "Bride of Chucky," but he can't do much for this one except keep it moving, light it scarily, and pump that plasma.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A big, overlong, and rather unwieldy piece of storytelling, but the story it has to tell is so vital that it cuts through all the dramaturgical muddiness. It's a terrific muckraking melodrama--it will get people fuming.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Avenue Montaigne would be difficult to stomach if it weren't so light and uninsistent, and if its actors weren't so charming. I still rolled my eyes--but sometimes I do that when I get a really good croissant.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Foster’s feminist victimization complex seems to be looping around to meet Nixon and Agnew. Next she’ll be hunting Commies for the FBI.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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It's too florid, too calculated, too too. Here's my emotional declaration: I love Richard Curtis' work. But I can't help feeling that the Bard of Embarrassment could use a touch more shame.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Everything we love about biblical-movie kitsch is here, only concentrated and heightened.- Slate
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The film is, in fact, a cunning exercise in subjectivity and withheld information--and once you accept those parameters, it’s riveting.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Extraordinary Measures has a soppy piano-and-strings score, but the primal fear of loss sharpens every scene.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The Australian actress Radha Mitchell is the only reason to see the movie: She has an extraordinary open face and a way of mixing dreaminess with sudden bursts of lacerating emotion that recalls Jessica Lange.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
For all sort of reasons, I was disappointed that there is barely anything of Bruce McGill as the family's hearty swindler. And there is too much of Sarandon, whose big scene--a speech at her late husband's memorial service, complete with jokes and a tap dance--is the movie's most egregious misfire.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Both a masterpiece and a holy hell: Watching it, you feel you're being punished for a crime you didn't commit. Which puts you, come to think of it, in the same frame of mind as those poor Magdalene girls.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Pirates is OK, in patches even better.- Slate
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I'm not sure if the movie's lack of momentum is the fault of the director, the screenwriter, or the star, Romano. But most likely, it represents the luckless convergence of three dismayingly low-watt talents.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A feminist sitcom tricked up with garish violence and garrulous hit men.- Slate
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A slender thing, with a perversely undernourished color scheme: grainy blue exteriors and old-time sepia interiors. The fullness comes from the faces of its two protagonists.- Slate
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This is one of Penn's punishing, single-dimension performances, and it seems to be even more whiningly masochistic than what's called for in the script.- Slate
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Given all its World War II references and parodies, the best audience for Valiant would be addled, octogenarian ex-RAF pilots in the old folks' home.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The comic surface of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is all polished brilliance, with surprisingly few dull patches...The movie doesn't deliver in the kiss-kiss department, though.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
One of the deadliest things I've ever sat through and which doesn't display someone's strange mind--only someone's predilection for sniggery camp.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Wing and director Peter Segal and Sandler and Barrymore have built a comedy around the thrill of first attraction, the sadness that comes from knowing it can't last, and the challenge of finding something in the heart to hang onto.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Living Out Loud becomes an ode to openness, to letting in everything that the world throws at you.- Slate
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Belongs to that most promiscuous of genres -- the go-for-it sports melodrama -- but transcends it and then some.- Slate
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If I didn't believe that the experience of watching Domestic Violence would change the world for the better, I wouldn't believe in the power of movies. And I wouldn't do what I do.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Better than anyone dared hope: bigger, more inventive, and more frolicsome than its predecessor, with a grab bag of scatological gags that are almost as riotous when you think back on them.- Slate
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I can't think of a movie this long that has left me so starved for a movie.- Slate
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With an actor as great as Gene Hackman in the lead, a lot of scenes even breathe.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Mike Myers is like a rich 12-year-old who rents out F.A.O. Schwartz, upends every toy in under two hours, and brings in strippers. He can get away with this privileged romp because he grooves on what he does in a way that none of his contemporaries -- can comprehend.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Because I'm a sucker--I was entertained...The script is good at making you think that it has better cards than it really does. And the actors constitute a royal flush--OK, OK, enough with the poker metaphors.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Knocked Up feels very NOW. The banter is bruisingly funny, the characters BRILLIANTLY childish, the portrait of our culture's narrowing gap between children and their elders hysterical--in all senses.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Anyone who sees the suffering faces of the victims in "Casualties" and "Redacted" knows that De Palma not only despairs over what he’s showing us but implicates his own medium--his own male gaze--in the crimes against nature.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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Ozon devises tantalizing scenarios and immerses himself completely--then seems happy to tread water.- Slate
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It's a good, thoughtful horror picture--and thiiis close to being a very good one.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I, Tonya is not by any means a weeper. It’s a black comedy, and parts of it are too broad, like a second-rate Coen brothers movie.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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Again and again the killers linger sadistically over the dead or dying bodies of the people they've dispatched. Did Carnahan think these sickening scenes would give Smokin' Aces a moral complexity that's generally absent from this genre? I think they make the picture seem even more morally bankrupt.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Con-artist caper comedies are almost always piffle, but there's a fierce, cruel competition at the heart of Heartbreakers that gives it some bite.- Slate
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The movie is repetitious, crudely dramatized, and awkwardly acted -- in English, which seems to be the second or third language of everyone involved -- Yet the movie, heavy-handed as it is, serves as a powerful rejoinder to “Blind Spot.”- Slate
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In the golden turd that is Eat Pray Love, everyone helps Julia Roberts find herself so she can then experience true love.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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A thriller that isn't kinky isn't much of a thriller. And Cellular has the best kinky phone gimmick since "Sorry, Wrong Number" (1948).- Slate
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There's something reassuring about the fact that The Avengers is so rotten: proof yet again that people with piles of money can hire wizard production designers but can't fake class.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Gooses you even in its barren patches and gets fresher and funnier as it goes along. It builds to a shriekingly funny (and scary) revelation and a dénouement so brilliant it's almost demonic.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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It was probably hopeless from the start: The Warhol cosmos is too weird and complicated to lend itself to a conventional Hollywood biopic, and this one is conventional down to Warhol's first glimpse of his future "superstar" bouncing up and down vivaciously in tacky slow motion.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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The prolific Patrice Leconte takes a break from mythic, life-and-death scenarios with My Best Friend, a sitcom that threatens to take a rockier emotional path before swerving back into the comfy zone. It’s better when it’s threatening, but Leconte knows his audience.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The first real Jackie Chan picture crafted for the American market, is a terrific piece of junk filmmaking.- Slate
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Not even the actress' soulfulness can save the generic climax, in which she tussles with the badder bad guy on a collapsing terrace above a crashing surf. As a colleague muttered, "Murder by numbers is right."- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Howard might be a major actor. His DJay, though, is a major character in search of a major author.- Slate
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At times the movie's crudeness has an eerie beauty, but the musical fantasies are a bewildering hash, and the protracted climax on death row is nearly unendurable.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
No movie in the last decade has succeeded in psyching out critics and audiences as fully as the powerful, rambling war epic The Thin Red Line.- Slate
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Scene by scene his (David Gordon Green’s) new film, Snow Angels, isn’t terrible. Parts of it are amusing, and there are wintry images that eat into the mind. But it’s one of the most disjunctive things I’ve ever sat through.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
This director is too calculating to hold our trust for long, and skepticism will kill transcendence every time.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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It’s smoothly written and smartly paced, and Michael Douglas is riveting.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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The movie is OK for a January horror picture, but given the premise and the cast--it should wring you out emotionally as it's scaring you witless.- Slate
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Casey Affleck has never had a pedestal like the one his brother provides him, and he earns it. His Patrick is pale and raspy, with a slight grogginess that gives him an astounding vulnerability--and makes his bursts of temper shocking.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
What Steven Spielberg has accomplished in Saving Private Ryan is to make violence terrible again.- Slate
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A hilarious, poignant, lovingly ironic celebration of (Tammy Faye Bakker's) rise and fall and her refusal to be broken.- Slate
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A spectacular three-hankie tragic love story--sometimes dumb and often clunky and always pretty cornball, but just about irresistible.- Slate
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A dazzling, repellent exercise in which the case against men is closed before it's opened.- Slate
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I reckon 90 of the movie's 106 minutes are thriller heaven. The windup, alas, isn't in the same league: Both humdrum and confusingly staged, it pales beside the volcanic climaxes of Franklin's "One False Move" (1992) and "Devil in a Blue Dress."- Slate
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No one rises above the material, though, except for Walken, who looks pleased with the paycheck and the top-shelf tequila. As a shady lawyer, Mickey Rourke is smooth and funny, but recognizable only by his familiar purr.- Slate
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Unsatisfying even if, like me, you're a lifelong aficionado of Nixon-bashing.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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A bit of a philosophical muddle, but the climactic tennis scenes are galvanically convincing, with some long, nerve-racking volleys. And the rest of the picture works as "Notting Hill" (1999) with balls--and rackets.- Slate
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Even though the film is full of laughs, the jokes hover on the edge of the abyss: This is a world in which lurid colors and extravagant gestures are means of filling the void.- Slate
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Had enough grit to scratch its way through my cynical defenses, at least until its grotesque ending. But that capper isn't an aberration -- it's the logical extension of the movie's grandiose ambitions.- Slate
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It's like an Ingmar Bergman film with the loss of religious faith replaced with a sort of socioeconomic nebulousness.- Slate
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My favorite rock-concert movies, Jonathan Demme’s "Stop Making Sense" and "Neil Young: Heart of Gold," are organic: They chart a miraculous path from sound to soul. Scorsese stays on the outside, as befits his temperament and his subject. Yet there is, amid the whirligig spectacle, a spark of connection.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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The acting, the on-the-fly atmosphere (the film was shot quickly), and Leguizamo's increasingly urgent hustle are deeply evocative, but parts of the movie are almost too painful to endure.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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Thanks to Hancock's evasive storytelling, it's never clear why Houston moved so slowly or why so few Texians came to the Alamo's aid. The middle of the movie is pokey and unfocused--and, given the circumstances, bizarrely lacking in urgency.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
It's formulaic, but it sticks to a classic Western formula instead of a cartoonish blockbuster one.- Slate
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Part goofy drug comedy, part shocking bloodbath. It’s a riot of tones and genres, but unlike that other recent hybrid, "Pineapple Express," the parts add up to something larger.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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It's a charcoal draft of a movie -- magically allusive on some levels and utterly opaque on others, a strange combination of the overexplicit and the unwritten.- Slate
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Went down like a slice of warm pecan pie topped with two scoops of Ben and Jerry's Bovinity Divinity.- Slate
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Crowe gets to use his real Aussie voice, which works better with that poker face, and his underplaying at times has a psychotic intensity. But Ryan looks dopey when she's supposed to be stressed-out.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Conrad's last film, the underrated "The Weather Man," was a parade of miseries, too, but the protagonist (Nicolas Cage) didn’t move very fast in the throes of his existential crisis, and the palette (it was Chicago in winter) was glacial. Here, those crazy San Francisco hills give the movie a lift, and Muccino frames it all airily, with a glancing touch.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The film is a masterpiece in which “locked-in” syndrome becomes the human condition.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It was splendid! No, it’s not a larky kid-pic. We're firmly in the realm of English horror.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The most fluid, lyrical, and even-toned work of his (Burton's) career. It's also the most boring by a factor of 10.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
What a gutsy, sad, seize-the-day, glorious life it was for the women warriors of Lipstick & Dynamite.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Psychologically thin, artistically flabby, and symbolically opaque.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Hannibal Rising is basically a Steven Seagal vigilante movie with a hero who eats the people he kills. At least it's ecofriendly.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Philip Seymour Hoffman carries the movie. As the CIA operative who hates Communists and his myopic superiors in equal measure, he has a wily, don’t-give-a-shit drive that makes you wish he’d been in Baghdad in 2003.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The film is freaky, amusing, and sickening in equal measures—part fly-on-the-wall vérité, part multiple-perspective Altmanesque tragicomedy.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
At one point, Van Damme delivers a long, tortured soliloquy about his alienating stardom to the camera in a single take. It's the most amazing piece of acting I've ever seen by a martial artist. But the film itself doesn't rise above the level of a good try.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It's rich, but slow, and children younger than eight (like mine) might get restless. But this big kid was lost in admiration.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
This is an ambitious midlife-crisis movie that valiantly weaves together big themes, among them the nagging guilt of the successful, wealthy artist.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Observe and Report is the rare "action-comedy" (almost always a muddled hybrid) that earns its cathartic climax. The blood is real because the psychosis is real. But somehow--the magic of comedy--it's also uproarious.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
For all the artfulness, the feel of the film is rough-hewn, almost primitive. It’s a fabulous tree house of a movie.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Araki is trying to work from the inside out; and he captures feelings about sexual exploitation that I've never seen onscreen--not all of them negative.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A decent-enough rambunctious Southern-drive-in sort of time-waster, missing only the bare boobs that would make it the perfect socially irresponsible sexist entertainment for rednecks and uptight liberal elites who'd like to live the country-boy dream for a few hours. (Howdy, y'all!)- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The hole in the film isn't a reflection on Linney's performance. It's as if Baumbach, his hands full of oily whale blubber, didn't want to deal with an exploding sac of squid ink. And who can blame him, really?- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The movie says that the rebellious spirit that generates art can also consume and destroy -- that there's no undangerous way to ride the tiger.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
That title would suit a melodrama with an emphasis on doomed love, which is not what Loach has crafted. There is a (chaste) love story and plenty of bloodletting. But what engages him and his screenwriter, Paul Laverty, is the growing tension between brother Irish rebels.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
There is a long and honorable tradition of broad intermarriage comedies (from the Romans to Abie's Irish Rose to La Cage aux Folles), and this one comes at least shoulder-high to the best. It has been directed by Joel Zwick in a happy, bustling style and acted with madcap ethnic relish.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The Camden 28 is slapdash: more talking heads, reunion footage with the mother reading from her own testimony, newscasts of the day. But the editing supplies some urgency, and the subjects remain radiant yet down-to-earth--too good-humored to be beatific.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Kohn’s gripping Manda Bala is the opposite of a high-school science doc. It’s a free-form portrait of a place--Brazil--with scary running motifs: kidnapping, mutilation, plastic surgery, bulletproofing, and frog farming.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Whose idea was it to turn Minority Report into a mushy declaration of humanism? It ends up as less of a warning about an Orwellian police state than a protest that Pre-Cogs are people, too. It's Dick-less.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
It becomes a meditation on the dual nature of film, on a "reality" at once true and false, essential and tainted.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Midway through, an eerier theme creeps in, all the more powerful for Herzog's lack of insistence. By the "end of the world" he means the end of the world.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Is Brad Pitt the worst actor on earth? The case could be made, and Meet Joe Black could serve as Exhibit A.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Yeah, they made a ton of junky movies in Hong Kong, but those were dazzlingly fluid and high-flying junky movies. This American retread has the same sort of hack plot but none of the bravura. It makes them look like monkeys, and not bulletproof ones.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Payne's movie is flat, depressed, and at times -- given this director's talent -- disappointingly curdled; it needs every quivering molecule of Nicholson's repressed rage to keep it alive and humming.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Feels more like The Bill Clinton Story than "Primary Colors" (1998). It's a paean to naughty boys who dream of potency and become enraptured by their own scams -- a great American archetype.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Fey's comic gifts mesh with Wiseman's first-hand research, and the wit becomes dazzling.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Holofcener’s plotting can seem casual (many characters, no speeches pointing up the themes, no conventional climaxes), but her dialogue is smart, an oscillating mixture of abrasiveness and balm, of harsh satire and compassionate pullback.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
James Scurlock's documentary Maxed Out, tells the bone-chilling, bloodcurdling, hair-raising story of a country (guess which one?) that's up to its eyeballs in credit-card debt.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
If the movie didn't pander so madly to the audience for "Sex and the City" and "Legally Blonde," it might have been a comedy touchstone instead of a cringeworthy footnote.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Kaufman proves again how miraculously in synch with his material he can be. Directing a fourth-rate, maladroit, derivative mystery, he becomes a fourth-rate, maladroit, derivative director--worse even than a TV-movie hack.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The politics of Dogville are on par with a third-rate gangster picture: cheap, opportunistic nihilism, with no enlivening sense of humor.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
What begins like your basic police procedural becomes more and more choppy and diffuse. To a point, that’s intentional: Zodiac was never caught, and Fincher aims to creep you out with the lack of closure.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The movie should be seen with a large, responsive audience--the better to live with it in the moment instead of worrying about where it’s going.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
What makes the movie such an unexpectedly potent little number is that Adventureland comes to stand for Stagnationland; the real roller coaster (i.e., life) is just outside the park.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
A meathead revenge picture, but it’s very satisfying. Director Martin Campbell, coming off "Casino Royale," has a style that’s blunt and bruising.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
A giddy ballet in which the women whirl around a still, clueless man.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Thirteen has a way of smashing through your defenses. Hardwicke has goosed up the old melodramatic formula with a neorealist syntax and up-to-the-minute cultural nuances and violence.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
What makes My Brother Is an Only Child so alive and entertaining is how it dramatizes the endless tug-of-war between political conviction and personal experience--the way the lines twist and blur and finally implode.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
When Lee isn't doing cinematic somersaults or mining for injustice, he doesn't seem to know where to put the camera. The logistics of the plot make no sense, and he has nothing to sell but the theme of our common humanity--in which, on the evidence, I don't think he believes.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Linda Hunt's spooky nun speaks of "a hundred levels of consciousness" between death and full, earthbound awareness: Where on that continuum do the executives who green-lighted Dragonfly reside?- Slate
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- David Edelstein
You have to feel for the army of talented FX people who must have spent months on scenes--trying to compensate, with their artistry, for the lack of dramatic logic--and having to listen to those lines over and over.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Apart from Caroline Aaron's turn as Darin's overbearing sister...Beyond the Sea has nothing to recommend it.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I can't recall another movie that cries out so incessantly for running commentary.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The preview—if that's truly what it is—has a beginning, a middle, and an end; a host of good lines; and so many goofy surprises that it's hard to believe that there's anything more to see in the picture itself. I mean … they wouldn't show you the entire movie in the coming attraction, would they?- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I found it exquisite. In part I responded out of sheer amazement: I've never seen anything like the sequences in which Sandler, in his boxy, sea-blue suit, charges around his warehouse to the rhythm of Brion's harsh drums.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A buddy cop movie that pretends to spoof buddy cop movies along with reality TV shows, Showtime is so lazy and artless that … that … it saps my will to come up with a good quip: Witless in itself, it is the source of witlessness in others.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
As usual with Penn, I don't completely buy the character, but I completely buy that he has brilliantly internalized SOMETHING. He goes to some weird psychological places, our Sean.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Young Edie Martin, with her chaotic swarm of red ringlets and deadpan dutifulness (she has few lines, but they’re goodies), is the movie’s sign of eternal spring--the butterfly atop the just-opened blossom.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Each film in Nicolas Winding Refn's mesmerizingly brutal Pusher trilogy can stand on its own, but it's fun to see all three and observe the way the bad guys in one become the sympathetic heroes (or anti-heroes) in another.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Given that the movie is one long chase--Neeson's motive withheld until the end, the monotony broken only by the slaying of one member of his posse after another--the film is surprisingly gripping.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It would be a horrific story even if underplayed, but Eastwood shoots it like a horror movie.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
It's too bad that halfway through, Collateral turns into a series of loud, chaotic, over-the-top action set pieces in which the existentialist Mann proves he's lousy at action.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Quite likable -- even sometimes, with the squeezable Zellweger its principal object, lovable.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Each film in Nicolas Winding Refn's mesmerizingly brutal Pusher trilogy can stand on its own, but it's fun to see all three and observe the way the bad guys in one become the sympathetic heroes (or anti-heroes) in another.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
For all the sprawl, American Gangster feels secondhand. It’s like "Scarface" drained of blood, at arm’s length from the culture that spawned it.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
I'm at a loss to account for how OFF this film is -- how a movie can seem so conscientiously earnest yet so creepily exploitive. It's like a Christmas stocking over a crematory.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
This isn't just the most riotously inventive movie of the year, it's the raunch anthem of the age.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I'm glad Korine has pulled himself together, but the film is pretty ramshackle, full of obvious group improvisations that fail to spark and an overdose of bathos.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The movie is bafflingly boring and ridiculous. Its loginess is exacerbated by the pacing of the writer-director, Martin Brest.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The movie got me where I live, but I think that even non-Park Slope real-estate owners will have a blast at Duplex: It's one of the most unnerving slapstick extravaganzas I've ever seen.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
George Lucas does it his way in the pallid Phantom Menace. Even cultists will wish he'd hired a director and some writers.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
I also thrilled to identify with a male lead (Jon Favreau) who's as brilliant and crazy and self-absorbed as Woody Allen or Albert Brooks but whose self-absorption doesn't shape and color everything else in the movie.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Once past the clunky prologue, the film is great fun, with a good balance between computer effects and athleticism.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Has a mixture of edginess and melancholy that's beautifully sustained until the climax, when the tang of realism becomes the cudgel of melodrama.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
A high-toned revenge-of-nature horror picture, it's a little depressed, with only gross-out shocks (gushing jugulars, bodies run over by lawnmowers) to relieve the torpor.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
I Love You, Man is totally formulaic, but the formula is unnervingly (and hilariously) inside out.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Anger Management is bearable up to its protracted climax, set in Yankee Stadium, which gets my vote for the most excruciating wind-up of any comedy, ever.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Despite glimmers of wit and a hipper-than-thou cast, it's painstakingly smug, and smaller than the sum of its parts.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
This is a rhythmless, stupefying work. A person with no discernible pulse ought not to be directing a movie about disco.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Howard and his writers are so in love with their own hip self-consciousness that it's a wonder they don't feature film critics discussing their movie.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A tender, even-tempered elegy to a writer who at his peak could ingest staggering (literally) amounts of drugs and alcohol and transform, like Popeye after a can of spinach, into a superhuman version of himself--more trenchant, more cutting, more hilarious than any political journalist before or since.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The most miraculous thing about Man on Wire is not the physical feat itself, 1,350 feet above the ground, but that as you watch it, the era gone, the World Trade Center gone, the movie feels as if it's in the present tense. That nutty existentialist acrobat pulled it off. For an instant, he froze time.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Che is an impressive physical feat, but especially in the second part, which gives you day after day of rebels being killed and indigenous poor people not joining the good fight, you start to look forward to Che getting riddled by bullets. The whole movie is a forced march.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
A sharp-witted, visually layered, gorgeously designed, meticulously directed piece of formula pablum.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
It all adds up to one of the most brazen pieces of blame-shifting in exploitation-picture history.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Apart from Theron and Christina Ricci as her lover, there's nothing in Monster that rises above the level of doggedly well-meaning, although the film is worth seeing for the acting and as a sort of palate-teaser for Broomfield and Churchill's documentary.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
When it comes to weaving personal stories in and out of the special-effects set pieces, the director has the most colossal antitalent since Ed Wood Jr.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
It's a rich, impressive comic-book fantasy -- easily the summer's best "blockbuster."- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The chief casualties are the good actors, who are forced to turn themselves into cartoons.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
My chief complaint is that these mutants are a little--well, vanilla. I wish the X-Men had a touch of kinkiness to go with their weird abilities.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The sequel to an influential eighties motion picture is so loaded with characters and crosscurrents that we wonder why it isn't a thirteen-hour cable mini-series instead of an impacted two-hour mess. The film is like my portfolio: full of promise, with minuscule returns.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
This is another of those dead-kid dramas in which the terrible event is handled like a striptease--tantalizing flashes until the climax.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The neat thing about Jonathan Parker's modern-day Bartleby (Outsider Pictures) is that it brings out all the vaudeville undercurrents in Melville's dark tale and turns it into a surreal tragi-sitcom for our own era.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
A haunting duet for two great actors who haven't lost a step and have gained the most exquisite lyricism.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Boarding Gate was evidently made quickly and cheaply, and parts of it are fun. It’s too bad there’s no real viewer equivalent--that you can’t WATCH a film quickly and cheaply.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Panic Room is fluidly made, and it keeps the audience quiet and unpleasantly gripped. But the only surprise is the absence of surprise; that trap is in too-plain view.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The glibness exhausts you, and the Coens are emotionally so far outside their subject that Intolerable Cruelty is finally no different from most of the other dumb slapstick spoofs that pass for screwball comedy these days.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The first half-hour or so of this caper comedy, which is based on an Elmore Leonard crime novel, goes down like a strawberry daiquiri with a little umbrella.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
It's coarse, primitive, regressive, often very stupid, and sometimes, against all odds, really a hoot.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
The film is smutty-mouthed and jumpy and free-associative, and Allen does everything but hurl his feces at the audience. The result is more rambunctious--and more fun--than any movie he has made in years.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
An absolutely magical fusion of deadpan Ealing comedy and Gothic horror.- Slate
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- David Edelstein
Given that the movie doesn't have a single narrative surprise--you always know where it's going and why, commercially speaking, it's going there--it's amazing how good Blood Diamond is. I guess that's the surprise.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
Don't worry, parents, only you--and not your 5-year-old--will get that the chicken's stoned out of his gourd.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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- David Edelstein
The best scene is when Hellboy and Abe get drunk and sing out raucously, which after "Hancock" suggests a trend toward superhero alcoholism.- New York Magazine (Vulture)
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