Christy Lemire

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For 511 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christy Lemire's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Poor Things
Lowest review score: 0 Cosmic Sin
Score distribution:
511 movie reviews
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Danish documentarian Janus Metz — making his first feature, and working from a script by Ronnie Sandahl — feels the need to hold our hands and oversimplify these two titans of tennis.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    McDonagh’s film is well-crafted throughout but ultimately has nothing fresh or insightful to say about the ugliness of white privilege.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    These moments remind us of the mindless summertime excitement the “Jurassic” movies have long provided, albeit with diminishing returns. But that giant footprint just isn’t as imposing as it used to be.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The style remains firmly in place – this time, it’s a lurid look at Los Angeles in the mid-1980s – but there’s nothing underneath it.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    While Where the Crawdads Sing is rich in atmosphere, it’s sorely lacking in actual substance or suspense.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Lift is as generic and forgettable as its title, the kind of glossy, empty action picture that Netflix just keeps pumping out, whether we need it or not.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Eventually, though, the whole effort feels chaotic, crammed as it is with uninspired pop culture references and way, way too many fart jokes, even for a movie aimed at kids.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Headey is coolly fierce and shares some powerful moments with both Wilson and Winstone as the reporter who threatens to expose this juicy sex scandal. But these scattered pieces don’t create a complete and convincing picture.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The jumbled narrative structure allows for a couple of a-ha revelations, but it mostly creates a distance for the viewer. And yet despite these flaws, the artistry on display in Violation is undeniable.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It is the kind of movie you watch on an airplane — perhaps on the way to someplace luxurious and relaxing like the South of France, the film’s setting — while falling in and out of naps.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    What begins in lively and vibrant fashion as the title would suggest gets bogged down in a literal and figurative swamp in Vivo.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The sequel (which is also a prequel) features a bigger cast, a longer running time, extra subplots and additional romantic entanglements. But it’s emptier than its predecessor and has even lower stakes. It’s less entertaining, and for all its frantic energy, it manages to go absolutely nowhere.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    While “Superior” has a rich style and a couple of intriguing ideas, it ultimately doesn’t add up to much, leaving you with the feeling that you’re watching an inferior homage.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    While it’s drenched in style and features performances from an eclectic cast of actors who are deeply committed to the bit, and its expressions of erotic desire can be quite steamy, director and co-writer Amanda Kramer’s film feels limited and grows tiresome rather quickly.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Both in front of and behind the camera, Whitney Cummings tries to breathe new life into the hackneyed, men-are-like-this, women-are-like-this style of romantic comedy with The Female Brain. The results are frustratingly hit-and-miss.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It may seem ironic that a movie about electrifying the United States should ultimately be so tedious and forgettable, but such is the state of the delayed and troubled drama The Current War: Director’s Cut.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The performances are really strong, though. That’s what’s so frustrating; you just know there’s a better movie in here waiting to burst free.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Reitman gets the superficial details of the era right: the pay phones, the big sweaters, the constant indoor smoking. But he’s missing both key insight and satirical bite in his depiction of this pivotal point in American history. Privacy is about to become a thing of the past. In The Front Runner, it dies with a whimper.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Given that she’s one of the greatest actresses of her time, Mirren naturally finds ways to reveal glimmers of humanity in her portrayal of former Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir. But the artifice of her physical transformation too often smothers her, resulting in a stoicism that makes her an elusive figure.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A weirdly hideous hodgepodge of images and ideas, as convoluted as its confusing title would suggest.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A strong cast giving their all — including Jon Hamm, Ellen Burstyn, Bruce Dern, Catherine Keener and Amber Tamblyn — can’t do much with such heavy-handed, self-serious material.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Last Days is a scattered, superficial depiction of a sad tale that requires deeper analysis.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Just like the titular vehicle, the movie sputters along toward its intended (and entirely predictable) destination. Even having tremendous actors like Sutherland and Mirren in the front seat can’t enliven this vacation.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite a few musical bright spots, you’ll leave humming the costumes.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s a hollow replica of its source material.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s a harmless animated adventure that will provide a bland diversion to young viewers.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It brings me absolutely no joy to report that The Marvels is terrible, and the worst film yet in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It goes soft and nice and wants us to care about these characters who barely resemble human beings. After all, it’s Christmas. But everyone involved here should have asked Santa for a stronger script.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The Boy Next Door has its share of so-bad-they’re-good moments – and details, and chunks of dialogue – but not nearly enough. Mostly, they’re just bad. And it had such potential too, starting with the casting.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Director and co-writer Jessica M. Thompson establishes an unsettling mood that suggests we’re about to enter a dark and twisted world. But then eventually, her film is just dark – as in, it’s hard to see what’s happening, with herky-jerky visual effects that are especially off-putting. And when the twist comes as to what’s actually going on, it’s like: Really? That’s it?
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Pistorius does solid work throughout in expressing various states of panic, but she’s mainly reacting to Crowe’s improbable omnipresence.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s meant to be a tale of uplift for faith-based audiences, but instead wears viewers down with a heavy-handed narrative, an overbearing score and voiceover that spells out everything in cringe-inducing, folksy tones.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite the dazzling, sun-soaked scenery, the long nights of partying and the sight of these attractive actors stripping themselves bare—physically and emotionally—for their roles, the harsh truth of Monday, and its accompanying hangover, comes all too soon for us.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Davis’ dialogue remains clunky and he never misses an opportunity to punctuate every feel-good moment with overwhelming, swelling music. He draws stiff performances from most of his actors, whose interactions are often painfully awkward. And as was the case with the original film, the structure is predictably episodic.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Rio, I Love You feels like little more than an extended tourism promotion video.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Director and co-writer Sarah Adina Smith offers some inspired moments and laughs here and there, but too often, running bits simply don’t pay off.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    As it stands now, Aloha feels like several films at once, crammed together and sped up, with results that are emotionally hollow and narratively confusing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Dark Meridian ends up being is a generically violent gang drama full of bad guys standing around grungy warehouses, explaining themselves before shooting each other in the head.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    American Ultra tries to combine a sweet, slacker romance with a slick, super-violent action flick. If that sounds jarring to you, that’s probably because it is.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite the slick variety of shadings and textures Mandler employs to bring the story to life, the ending feels anticlimactic, like the tidy wrap-up at the conclusion of a TV procedural.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s just dull and hollow — a massive waste of time and money. The characters are flimsy, the dialogue is stilted and the amount of destruction is ridiculous.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Typically reliable actors like David Strathairn and Jeffrey Dean Morgan can only do so much when they’re given so little to work with on the page.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Last Knights is so thoroughly mediocre, so dully empty, that it’s difficult to summon the enthusiasm to trash it.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It never quite works on its own. What’s crucial at the core is creating a character who feels like a real human being; Susan is more of a collection of quirks and bad choices. There just isn’t much to her. And the novelty alone of seeing Hayes play a woman is not enough to recommend this, although he does offer sporadic glimmers of vulnerability and humanity.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    If you liked “Frozen” but wish it had been angrier, The Huntsman: Winter’s War is for you.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite its many perils, both natural and human, The Ice Road is surprisingly dull.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Love, Guaranteed is the kind of movie you leave on the TV because you’re lying on the couch with a cold, and the remote control has fallen off the blanket onto the rug, and you don’t feel like going to the trouble to reach down, grab it and change the channel.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s like a surreal, extreme version of “Bad Moms.”
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Sthers has amassed such a strong cast of veteran actors that they manage to create some resonant moments now and again.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    To her credit, Callies has an accessible presence and tries to provide more pathos and humanity than were supplied on the page, even as her character makes increasingly idiotic decisions in the name of parental love.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    There’s no real tension in this murder mystery (or much mystery, for that matter), the kills aren’t clever, and eventually this part of the story ends up feeling entirely unnecessary.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The pieces are all there, but they never really snap into place.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    This sluggish tale of remorse and forgiveness mostly remains bland and distant, like the many generic aerial shots of Rome that it offers.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Justice may have a striking screen presence, but she can only do much with material that’s less than heavenly.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    While Antebellum is dazzling to the eyes, it also leaves an icky taste in your mouth in its leering, exploitative depiction of violent, slavery movie tropes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Alas, David O. Russell has concocted all manner of adventures and detours, wacky hijinks, and elaborate asides to occupy his actors, none of which is nearly as clever or charming as he seems to think.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The best thing about “Invader” is that it’s short. But for much of its 69-minute runtime, it is thoroughly unpleasant, which makes it feel much longer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Actually, Muppets From Space doesn't offer much for adults, either. The normally smart, endearing characters can't save this movie, which begins with a flimsy premise. [12 July 1999]
    • The Associated Press
    • 60 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The Whale is an abhorrent film, but it also features excellent performances.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji, John Cena, and Meredith Hagner travel to Mexico in Vacation Friends, but they never really go anywhere.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    There are plenty of perfunctory jump scares as well as some especially cheesy visual effects. But there is exactly one inspired sight gag and one funny line of dialogue, so you have those to look forward to, should you land on The Curse of Bridge Hollow while absent-mindedly scrolling for timely holiday fare.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Again, merely watching Brody engaging in such painstaking work is interesting; the generic bloodbath that ensues, less so.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    You will never realize how much you need Guillermo del Toro in your life until you see the reboot of “Hellboy.”
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A strange little movie that attempts the tricky feat of combining comedy, drama, sci-fi and romance, but it doesn’t get those individual elements right so it never coheres as a whole.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It lacks both the delicate artistry and warm wit of its predecessors. The subtle sense of spirituality is long gone; in its place are frantic action sequences. Whereas the previous movies operated on various levels to resonate with adults and entertain kids, this one is geared mainly toward younger audiences in ways that are frequently silly and insubstantial.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s just a flat and suspense-free tale of pretty people in peril.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Back and forth The Oak Room goes, without ever building the tension it ostensibly seeks. Instead, it meanders from tale to tale, and the writing isn’t sharp or specific enough to sustain this kind of complex framework.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s more rote than revelatory, and the possibility of a sequel in the final shot plays more like a threat than a promise.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The supposedly original script from writer Zach Dean offers very little that’s innovative or inspired.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Confuses repetitive raunchiness with daring humor. It hammers us over the head with the same handful of jokes in the hopes of beating us into submission. And it strains the screen appeal of a group of actors who normally are enormously likable.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Larger than its predecessor, last year’s “The Maze Runner,” in every way: in its cast, scope, set pieces and (unfortunately) length. But “more” also means more convoluted.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Imagine eating a giant bag of Skittles, then throwing it all up in a fit of sugar-induced nausea and you’ll have some idea of what it feels like to sit through My Little Pony: The Movie.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Because even though I’d just seen the exact same movie my son had, I wasn’t sure I completely understood it, either.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Various characters populate Person to Person, but they rarely register as actual people. And while some of their storylines intersect throughout the course of a day in New York, they rarely connect in ways that have actual meaning.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    For better and for worse, Bliss truly makes you feel as if you, too, are suffering from a narcotic-induced, hallucinatory freak-out—one that leaves you physically exhausted, mentally spent and ultimately wondering what the hell just happened to you.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    In fact, very little here is special, despite the individual charms of Evans and co-star Alice Eve.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It took 20 years for an Artemis Fowl movie to come out, and now that it’s here, the film itself feels like it’s in a hurry to be over already.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Mostly, Fifty Shades of Black is exactly what you expect it will be. It hits all the notes of its source material, only it amps them up, and it seems to get the inherent absurdity of this premise even more than Sam Taylor-Johnson’s movie did.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    65
    You’d think a movie in which Adam Driver fights a bunch of dinosaurs couldn’t possibly be boring, but that’s exactly what 65 is.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The result is a muddled mixture, offering some moments of exuberance and humor without ever being singular or exceptional.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    While the 2009 book played this genre mash-up for dry, sly laughs, writer-director Burr Steers’ film amps up the thrills and gore. And that’s a problem—not necessarily as a narrative choice, but from a technical perspective.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    All of these potentially effective elements—as well as a stellar cast that includes Charlize Theron, Kerry Washington, and Michelle Yeoh—get swallowed up by the overwhelming reliance on CGI-infused action sequences. They’re both empty and endless, and too often leave you wondering what’s going on and why we should bother.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The bar is just so low, people. It’s just hovering there above the ground.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Anyone who’s dealt with a teenager can relate to the baffling surliness that emerges out of nowhere — but like needless sequels, this, too, shall pass.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The whole thing ultimately collapses in a heap of unintentionally hilarious melodrama.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    There is simultaneously too much and not enough going on in writer/director/co-star Josh Lawson’s feature debut. He crams in too many people and plot lines but offers too little in the way of character development and credible emotion.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A frantic jumble of retro kitsch and random pop-culture references.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A numbing and soulless spectacle of 3-D, computer-generated imagery run amok, Ridley Scott’s Exodus: Gods and Kings presents an enduring tale by pummeling us over the head with it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Slapstick mishaps and—ultimately—feel-good triumph of sorts ensue, with plenty of perky training montages in between.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Nothing is compelling about these characters, and Bennett and Riley have little chemistry with each other playing them, even though they’re supposed to be estranged exes experiencing an unexpected spark.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The film is clearly sweet and well-intentioned, but Mexican director and co-writer Analeine Cal y Mayor has trouble transcending the confines of her meager budget, which leaves “Book of Love” looking and sounding distractingly chintzy.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Pretty much everyone in this movie is annoying all the time, and Spindel yanks us around in tone from one moment to the next: wacky, then romantic, back to wacky, then dramatic, before ending on a disastrously wacky note. Every new situation, whether it’s shopping at Toys “R” Us, a school field trip or a pre-natal therapy workshop, provides the set-up for wild humor that doesn’t land.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s about both fellatio jokes and falling in love all over again, but it’s so rushed and the characters are so underdeveloped that the film feels frustratingly slight.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The result feels strained and slapped together, crammed as it is with silly mistaken identities and misunderstandings, adolescent jealousies and slapstick jokes. It’s a sitcom in a sari.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    When it leans hard into the inherent absurdity of its wacky, mismatched buddy antics, “Venom: The Last Dance” can be a total blast. Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen nearly as often as it should.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Terrible and insane, and will surely end up being one of the worst films of 2019. But it’s also such a wildly ambitious roller coaster ride that it must be experienced, preferably with friends, to laugh together at its cheesy dialogue, over-the-top performances and multiple, major plot twists.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Behold the craven exercise in hollow nostalgia that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Jackals put me in a foul mood. Maybe that’s the intention of this lean, mean slab of B-horror trash: to set you on edge and keep you there long after it’s over.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    The dream — or the drug-induced hallucination, or whatever this is — can only last for so long.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Vincent N Roxxy is a nasty little piece of B-movie trash that lacks both the verve to grab you as a guilty pleasure and the artistry to be taken seriously as a dramatic thriller.

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