Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A cautionary tale, a warning not to gather all of your neurotic friends in one room - or better yet, not to have so many neurotic friends.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Bolt proves a refreshing throwback to the animated classics of yore.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a top-notch action film, albeit on the bloody side, complete with decisive action, mysterious characters and a nobility and sense of purpose that allows its excesses to be forgiven.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    As a narrative, it has serious problems -- holes so gaping that they're all but unavoidable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Gets the hell of war right and struggles to depict the unyielding passion of love. But the two sides make for an uneasy mix, one that not even the actors seem comfortable with.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's way too much blarney in Evelyn.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's like a Harlequin romance trying to pass itself off as something deeper and more profound.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Alien, even with some scene tinkering that has left this "director's cut" one minute shorter than its original release, is still one of the creepiest, scariest, most shocking films ever.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Plot-wise, this is strictly paint-by-numbers stuff.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Caan is so good as a man who watches helplessly as everything he's worked for crumbles around him, that he steals the picture from both Wahlberg and Phoenix, the ostensible stars.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    A story about unmotivated characters trapped in an ill-conceived plot.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Malkovich acts as if he's doing Shakespeare, pontificating, enunciating and generally overreaching.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A pleasantly lightweight confection.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's not hard to imagine these characters in a straight-faced Hollywood blockbuster. And that's the source of Hot Fuzz's genius, pointing out the thin line that separates convention from farce when Hollywood starts throwing its special effects around.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a zombie flick that moves -- no stumbling, staggering living dead here -- in an atmosphere that feels like a Gothic docudrama, and it's freaky beyond all reason.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    With Anything Else, Woody Allen proves himself an old dog capable of thinking up some new tricks.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Shark Tale is "Finding Nemo" with bigger-name stars, far less heart and, the guess here is, about one-third the staying power.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Like watching a 90-minute game of the video game Asteroids - all bang and no buck.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a ton of joy in The Legend of 1900 -- but it's laid on so thick that one ends up more numbed than stirred, overcome by one too many Hallmark moments.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 24 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Retro in a refreshing sort of way, a return to those sci-fi films of the 1950s, filled with cheesy special effects and over-the-top acting, but with a gem of an idea at its core, and all done with just enough wit and inventiveness to keep audiences in the cheap seats happy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    About as clunky as a movie gets. It lurches from scene to scene with no sense of narrative grace, gives its roster of prominent actors nothing to work with and screeches to a halt with all the grace of a sprinter whose shoelaces have been tied together.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Most of the fun to be had with Thr3e is to spot the movies from which it cribs. Beyond that, what one has is a conventional psychological thriller that cheats too often and depends on actors determined to play only one note.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Until the last 15 minutes, What Lies Beneath is a well-paced maze that earns every gasp from its audience.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Extreme Measures, a new medical thriller with Hugh Grant and Gene Hackman as doctors with differing views on medical ethics, is an episode of "Beauty and the Beast" grafted onto an episode of "ER" as directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Probably the most sweet-spirited sex comedy ever made. It's pretty funny, too.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The images here are graphic and disturbing. But Miike somehow manages to stop just short of disgusting.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Method Man and Redman just don't have the comic timing to pull off 90 minutes at front-and-center.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Bread, My Sweet is not for the cynical, who will doubtlessly find themselves gasping for air before the film's over and demanding a reality check of anyone who actually likes it. Their loss.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Long on style and technique, short on substance and plot.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Elf
    Elf tries so hard to be a holiday classic, to be a sweet-natured, charming little piece of holiday gloss, it's tempting to declare it so and simply go with it.

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