Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Bening's performance makes up for a lot of deficiencies.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's easier to accept a breakup when it's clear that the two parties are mismatched, but a better, braver film would reveal what caused the initial attraction.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    As the film opens with, predictably, "Vertigo" and its "Hello, Hello" refrain, it's his steady presence and unforced charisma that anchors each performance, allowing Bono to emote for all he's worth.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    In the end, viewers are left with a nagging feeling that this was a long way to go for the incongruous pleasure of watching 20th-century method acting on a 17th-century stage.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The best sections of Flushed Away, those featuring a nefarious French operative known as Le Frog (a hilarious Jean Reno), are also the most peculiarly British; no one lampoons the French with a better mixture of hard-earned loathing and grudging respect than the Brits.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A comic-book rock band starring in a film that actually makes a point? Now that's something worth singing about.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's mindless, which is rarely true of French cinema, dull, which is rarely true of Hong Kong films, and portentous, which shouldn't be true of any film about a man-eating dog.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unabashedly sentimental and just as unabashedly cliched.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Madagascar doesn't do much, except make you laugh. All hail such a minimalist approach.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever Just Friends threatens to become a total drag, Faris bops onscreen for some serious comic business - either saving the film, or making things worse by pointing out what could have been.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Malibu's Most Wanted mines a well-worn comedic vein, but does so with a consistent good humor and surprisingly deft touch.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    For anyone who has ever had to balance what the heart yearns for against what the head insists must be, this film should hit home.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Rebound is determinedly lightweight fare that shamelessly resorts to every crowd-pleasing cliche it can think of to wring sympathy and laughs from its audience. To say it succeeds is not meant as a compliment.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a funny movie struggling inside of Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. Too bad it never gets out.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's unfortunate that none of the principal actors is able to convey the passion the characters are supposed to have for each other.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The true heartbreak of Maria Full of Grace is that it never comes.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    True, the movie tends toward the treacly at times, and the children's mischievousness seems a bit forced. But Thompson's turn as a glammed-down Mary Poppins with an even more no-nonsense attitude is hard to resist.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    While I have no problem with slackers making me laugh, when they start preaching, that's when my ears close and my eyes roll.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The out-of-control plot doesn't unfold gracefully or organically; it simply speeds along with no regard for anything other then getting to the next plot twist.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Formless, feckless, mindless, directionless and at times stunningly humorless.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a lot of talk about sex in Sidewalks of New York, but precious little of it. And that's part of the point.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    As good as Willis is, he's no match for Mos Def.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Cockettes is a grand place to visit, even for those who wouldn't want to live there.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is Ferrell's movie, and one's tolerance for it will most likely be in direct proportion to one's tolerance for its star's vanity-free fearlessness.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The bad guys just seem like a bunch of X-Games rejects, and Blart's ingenuity proves way more effective than it has any right to be.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Spring, Summer values life, beauty and even human fallibility, ascribing to humanity a nobility we neglect at our own peril.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Replete with so many wisecracks, puns, double entendres and visual jokes that you almost need a flow chart to keep up with them all. But try; the effort is definitely worthwhile, and the results are hilarious.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Monsieur Ibrahim is about people interacting as people, not symbols (one reason, Sharif has said, he took the role was to help his grandchildren's generation understand that idea).
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Despite stellar work from the cast, the movie seems as emotionally distant from its audience as its characters are from each other.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Craven's films aren't showy, but that should never be held against them. In their streamlined construction and rock-solid simplicity lay their brilliance.

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