Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 19 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's little that's special about Underclassman, certainly nothing that Murphy and Eddie Griffin haven't done better in movies far funnier than this.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a frustrating film in that its characters resolutely defy convention, and its story offers no epiphany, no one moment when everything becomes clear.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    A mess, but it means well.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's nothing about The Wedding Date that isn't forced or labored; there's only a stubborn determination to embrace every cliche and make sure the stars photograph well.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Instead of heightening the intrigue in this psychological thriller, the labored twists and out-of-leftfield turns will leave audiences more weary than wary.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    What we have here is a film where the first 20 minutes are repeated again and again until everything comes to an absolutely predictable end.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 27 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Garfield the comic strip stopped being funny about 10 years ago. Garfield the Movie makes it to about the 10-minute mark before tedium sets in.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Alpha Dog may well go down as the most dispiriting film of 2007.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unfortunately, whenever Beautiful threatens to work as parody, it veers uncomfortably into pop psychology.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 82 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a subtlety to Crimson Gold that deserves applause.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    What's not to love?
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Jew or Gentile, a good story well told is a thing to be cherished.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever the movie threatens to become just another visit to hillbilly-land, the music starts up and the film's gentle, irresistible wonder takes hold. Songcatcher is a film very much worth catching.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Best when DeVito plays off the supporting cast surrounding him.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    An enjoyably complex sci-fi suspense thriller.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie contains few surprises but has plenty of heart.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    If nothing else, it may make one appreciate the cartoon even more.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie has its moments, and some are undeniably affecting. But even those seem artificial, relying far too much on our familiarity with and fondness for the film's stars.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film has a lot of right in it, including an ending that's suitably uncertain, but fraught with possibilities.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    At times, Sex and Lucia is too precious for its own good; a movie that demands its own flow chart isn't always a good thing. And events turn on one coincidence too many. But Medem's exquisite craftsmanship and full-throttle eroticism make his film a morass worth the attempt to unravel.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Nacho Libre enhances Hess' reputation as a gifted filmmaker and suggests there's more to Black than manic dementia. Both director and actor, however, need to find projects better-suited to their respective (and often impressive) talents.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Clearly a spiritual descendant of the old Looney Toons cartoons; it's not hard to imagine Daffy, Bugs, Porky and their pals in the starring roles here. And that's a cinematic pedigree worth cherishing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a sad day for film lovers when the best thing that can be said about a Western is that it's pleasant.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 41 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The pleasures of this slight caper film are strictly small-screen, as three talented actresses walk through quaint roles before they hurry on to the next project.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cast of Rain is first-rate, especially Wierzbicki and Peirse, whose tense relationship is as loving as it is competitive.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Veggie Tales is one amusing salad.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Most of the humor is both determinedly puerile and unfunny, performed by a generic cast.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The risks these guys take seem outlandish, their accomplishments otherworldly.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    This sophomoric film has little to do with Elvis, and everything to do with putting as much carnage as possible on screen under the guise of art, poetry, choreography, taxidermy.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Bracingly honest and ceaselessly compelling documentary.

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