Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A thoughtful, engaging film.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    A quiet, heartfelt story of love and loss.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Both a condemnation of torture as a political tool and a tribute to the bravery that exists within everyone.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    As good as Willis is, he's no match for Mos Def.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Jew or Gentile, a good story well told is a thing to be cherished.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fast Food Nation offers no easy answers, but plenty of food for thought.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    It twists in on itself mercilessly, rarely pausing to let the viewers catch up, but that's OK. A movie like this depends on staying at least a step ahead of its audience, and this one surely does.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    By turns grisly and hallucinatory, The Proposition is one of those grand, mythic Westerns, full of wide-open spaces and dank little hellholes, detestable bad guys and virginal women, laconic lawmen and wary natives.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Only David Lynch could make the incomprehensible so compelling.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    In a society where athletic competitions are too often likened to war, the recognition that everyone's equal once they're off the playing field is a welcome reminder of that little thing called perspective, not to mention sportsmanship.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Cool!
    • 53 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Guardian is that rarest of cinematic commodities: an action movie displaying brains and heart and the opportunity for its stars to do something more than keep the narrative flowing between explosions.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Largely devoid of the usual Western histrionics, this 1957 film, thanks to the steady hand of veteran director Delmer Daves, represents one of the more sober depictions of the clash between chaos and order that has always been at the center of the movie Western. [26 Aug 2007, p.3E]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 57 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film marks Braff as a talent to watch, blessed with the sort of natural, everyman appeal that audiences eat up.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Shortbus is nothing if not over-the-top, replete with consummated sex acts, both gay and straight.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Tightly scripted and intricately plotted, the buddy film manages the neat two-step of being simultaneously profane and engaging.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Best of all is Jeff Bridges as the voice of Geek, a laid-back philosopher-penguin who becomes Cody's low-key guru, mentoring him in the ways of the wave.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    There are times when his message threatens to overwhelm his story line, and the last 15 minutes or so of Blood Diamond demonstrate what happens when sentimentality wins out over style and grit.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's little time for nuance in Stop-Loss, and it doesn't deny any of the film's power to wish Peirce would occasionally slow things down enough to let her audience ponder what they're seeing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    A movie like this could easy slide into Shirley Temple territory, showcasing a child actor so full of sweetness and light and good, old-fashioned spunk that audiences wince. But Palmer, whose enthusiasm and energy never seem forced, avoids all those traps; her Akeelah is never less than believable.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film's impact and poignancy are undeniable.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The most exhilaratingly horrifying movie to come out in years.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Winchester '73 has a little bit of everything, including a central conflict straight out of the Old Testament, and Mann's highly visual direction -- dialogue is sparse, and the movie looks gorgeous, filmed largely on location in Arizona -- shows that John Ford and Howard Hawks weren't the only directors able to translate their love of the Old West and its mythical figures to film. [05 Jun 2003]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The scenes between Dengler and Duane, between a force of nature and a force of reason, are the real heart of the film.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Vanya's journey to find his mom is not easy or picturesque or heartwarming. But it's also never without hope.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    It does offer that most pleasant and valuable of viewing experiences: A message movie in which story and character come first.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Sarah Silverman says things you wouldn't expect a nice, attractive Jewish girl to say. But that's only half her appeal.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The story seems fresh and alive. They also had the good sense to cast Dunst, at 19 already one of Hollywood's finest and most consistent actresses.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie may be too precious for mass consumption, but its filmmakers' willingness to assume the best of their audience, combined with its Everyman origins, suggest a movie that deserves a chance.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Equal parts fantasy and cautionary tale, a film that manages to be uplifting and off-putting simultaneously -- fortunately, more the former than the latter.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    An opportunity to enjoy the pure adrenaline rush that has always been the hallmark of martial-arts cinema.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A more honest version of "Summer of '42."
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A delightful and exuberant bit of romantic comedy and, as a bonus, it breathes new life into a pair of '70s musical chestnuts long off our culture's radar screens.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    McConaughey and (especially) Hudson manage to make it all work, maintaining their likability even in situations where they inevitably end up acting like jerks.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Darren Aronofsky labors awfully hard to get across a pretty simple message in The Fountain. But his efforts are so ethereal and extreme, it's almost impossible to turn away.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Martin's script offers plenty of opportunities, but Martin the actor never takes advantage of them.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Soldini's consistently understated touch, and a poignant turn by Licia Maglietta as the confused and bemused main character, turns Bread and Tulips into a character study worth studying.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Quinceanera may be the year's most nonjudgmental film, and therein lies both its greatest strength and most naggingly troublesome weakness.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    With Anything Else, Woody Allen proves himself an old dog capable of thinking up some new tricks.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Extreme Measures, a new medical thriller with Hugh Grant and Gene Hackman as doctors with differing views on medical ethics, is an episode of "Beauty and the Beast" grafted onto an episode of "ER" as directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Bread, My Sweet is not for the cynical, who will doubtlessly find themselves gasping for air before the film's over and demanding a reality check of anyone who actually likes it. Their loss.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Elf
    Elf tries so hard to be a holiday classic, to be a sweet-natured, charming little piece of holiday gloss, it's tempting to declare it so and simply go with it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    In the end, there's enough movie magic in The Prestige to keep you guessing, even after the film's over.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Isn't nearly the landmark comedy it thinks it is, but its quirkiness should appeal to the highbrow funny bone in all of us.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The year's most unsettling movie experience - and in this case, that's a very good thing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Beautiful Country is not a happy film by any means, but it does offer a fragile hope, that beauty exists at the end of every journey, if only one has the strength to finish the trip.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The real hero here is Ghobadi, whose love and respect for the culture in which he was raised shines through every frame.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    But the fine performances of all three leads rise above the cliches, giving the film a sense of reality that both impresses and inspires.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow are so immensely appealing, and their chemistry together is so unforced, that their presence alone makes a movie worth seeing. Thankfully, Bounce has even more going for it.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Latifah's performance and the film's gentle heart should prove enough to win over even the most churlish.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Chaos, in miring itself in the inequities (not to mention obscenities) of male-dominated culture, is after greater truths.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Looming large over all this is Jackson, who glowers and growls and acts the hero better than any actor out there.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a persistent innocence to this movie that will work wonders on all but the most churlish.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is not a great film by any means, too filled with stock characters in stock situations for such praise. But if offers screen time for some fine young actresses, and addresses its story to an audience of teen girls who deserve something to identify with.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film that immerses its audience in the Indian culture while telling a universally appealing story of grace under pressure.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever its noble aims miss, Bruce Willis saves it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Bening's performance makes up for a lot of deficiencies.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's easier to accept a breakup when it's clear that the two parties are mismatched, but a better, braver film would reveal what caused the initial attraction.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The best sections of Flushed Away, those featuring a nefarious French operative known as Le Frog (a hilarious Jean Reno), are also the most peculiarly British; no one lampoons the French with a better mixture of hard-earned loathing and grudging respect than the Brits.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A comic-book rock band starring in a film that actually makes a point? Now that's something worth singing about.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Madagascar doesn't do much, except make you laugh. All hail such a minimalist approach.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Malibu's Most Wanted mines a well-worn comedic vein, but does so with a consistent good humor and surprisingly deft touch.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    For anyone who has ever had to balance what the heart yearns for against what the head insists must be, this film should hit home.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    True, the movie tends toward the treacly at times, and the children's mischievousness seems a bit forced. But Thompson's turn as a glammed-down Mary Poppins with an even more no-nonsense attitude is hard to resist.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a lot of talk about sex in Sidewalks of New York, but precious little of it. And that's part of the point.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Craven's films aren't showy, but that should never be held against them. In their streamlined construction and rock-solid simplicity lay their brilliance.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    What's not to love?
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever the movie threatens to become just another visit to hillbilly-land, the music starts up and the film's gentle, irresistible wonder takes hold. Songcatcher is a film very much worth catching.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    An enjoyably complex sci-fi suspense thriller.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie contains few surprises but has plenty of heart.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film has a lot of right in it, including an ending that's suitably uncertain, but fraught with possibilities.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    At times, Sex and Lucia is too precious for its own good; a movie that demands its own flow chart isn't always a good thing. And events turn on one coincidence too many. But Medem's exquisite craftsmanship and full-throttle eroticism make his film a morass worth the attempt to unravel.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Clearly a spiritual descendant of the old Looney Toons cartoons; it's not hard to imagine Daffy, Bugs, Porky and their pals in the starring roles here. And that's a cinematic pedigree worth cherishing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cast of Rain is first-rate, especially Wierzbicki and Peirse, whose tense relationship is as loving as it is competitive.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Veggie Tales is one amusing salad.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Tomorrow Never Dies is convincing proof that there's life yet in fiction's most famous cold warrior. In fact, because the film shifts the focus from Evil Empires to crazed terrorists, it's possible to walk away with a double good feeling: Not only does good triumph over evil, but countries of differing ideologies are able to work together.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A cautionary tale that's harrowing, heartbreaking and -- especially given the times, when Americans seem all-too-ready to once again judge people as a threat solely by their appearance -- disturbingly resonant.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Ultimately, the film can't help but disappoint. Movies where you're continually waiting for the other shoe to drop are never as much fun as those where you never expected the first one to fall.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The only character with any personality in The Grudge is a Tokyo house, but not to worry - it's got enough mean in it to keep any horror movie afloat.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Pucci pulls off Justin's transformation without resorting to histrionics; it's like a radio-station signal finally coming in clearly.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Some adults may find the film unbearably simplistic, or its pace burdensomely slow. But it would be a shame if movie audiences have become so hyper-adrenalized that they can't appreciate a charmer like Curious George.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lively and inspirational, with terrific performances from a big star and a host of supporting players.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Perhaps the best thing about Better Than Chocolate is that it works as a comedy of characters, not of morals. If there's such a thing as a screwball same-sex comedy, this is it. [10 Sep 1999]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Nobody does this stuff better than Disney, and there's plenty here to like.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Washington is wisely cast as Marco; few actors command more instant respect, and the movie uses that to make his character both believable and sympathetic.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    But there's a discomfiting side to her comic riffs, because in our all-too-concerned-with-image society, they ring far too true.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Funny, sweet and only mildly offensive.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    While it's certainly too derivative to be a great movie, it's too goodhearted and modest in its aspirations to be denied.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    This delightful, if perhaps too calculatedly winsome, comedy presents seniors who are coping with emotional and physical losses and challenges them to act like the young people they still are at heart.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Like its predecessor, Jeepers Creepers 2 is that rare modern horror film that remembers audiences are scared far more by what they don't see than by what they do. For that alone, horror fans should be thankful.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Charming has devolved into almost a pejorative these days, but Tuck Everlasting is the sort of film that could change that.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The result is a movie that inspires without pontificating and plays on the heartstrings without pounding on them incessantly.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's hard to figure where it's going, and when the movie's over, it's even harder figuring where it's been. But the careening roller-coaster ride calling itself Smokin' Aces is such a hoot to be on, who really cares?
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Director Daniele Thompson gets the point across so airily and pleasantly, in a film cast to perfection, that it's no problem accepting the message with a shrug, while profoundly enjoying the messenger.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The results are sometimes too frenetic, the laughs too obvious and predictable. But director Joel Zwick paces things well, and leavens the lunacy with enough seriousness (including a wonderfully poignant exchange between Toula and her brother) to keep the film grounded in the real.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 36 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    What's surprising is that the film has genuine laughs and smart-aleck asides that will keep even nonfans happy (although it helps if you at least like the genre).
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's no denying the raw emotional power of this heart-rending story.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film of so much daring, a film that takes so many chances, it's impossible not to be impressed.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole thing is too giddy to be taken seriously and too much of a confection to leave much of a lasting impression. But for 140 minutes, at least, it should give non-fanboys at least an idea of what all the fuss is about.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A gritty, profane and profoundly disturbing look at the American drug culture.
    • Baltimore Sun

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