Brian Tallerico

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For 931 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Brian Tallerico's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 The Samurai and the Prisoner
Lowest review score: 0 The Fanatic
Score distribution:
931 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    Aggressively mediocre, Netflix’s “The Monkey King” takes no risks and offers too little humor, heart, or action to entertain all but the youngest in the family.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Brian Tallerico
    Aurora Mardiganian’s story is a moving tale of heroism that Hollywood once thought harrowing enough to make into a truly disturbing feature film. Now it’s been resurrected, over a hundred years later, to be told again. It's a reminder that film doesn't just record history, it can transport us through it.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Brian Tallerico
    Much as in his atrocious remake of “Rebecca” in 2020, Wheatley mostly phones it in here, and he does so with a rotary landline. At least until the final half-hour, when he’s finally free to unleash some monstrous chaos, this is one of the dullest films of the year, a plodding, poorly made giant shark movie that inexplicably lets the giant shark take a backseat to an evil underwater drilling operation. This thing just has no teeth.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Brian Tallerico
    Using its hyperactive nature to disguise how there’s not much going on, “Mutant Mayhem” is a pretty shallow venture thematically. Having said that, it also has undeniably strong visuals and enough creative voice work to make it tolerable on a hot August day when families need an air-conditioned theater for a few hours.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    They Cloned Tyrone may bend under the weight of ideas, but it never breaks, largely because of its great ensemble but also because Juel Taylor clearly has an eye and an ambition that screams promise.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Brian Tallerico
    A frustratingly inert film in every way, The Beanie Bubble has no POV and nothing to say.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    There’s too much story to tell in a feature runtime, so parts of The League feel like they’re just skimming the surface. But what a fantastic surface it is.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Brian Tallerico
    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One is just incredibly fun. It feels half its length and contains enough memorable action sequences for some entire franchises.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Brian Tallerico
    It’s an alternating series of frustrating choices, promising beats, and general goodwill for a legendary actor donning one of the most famous hats in movie history yet again. It should be better. It could have been worse. Both can be true.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    It’s a film with select moments, largely because of the screen chemistry of its leads, but it never coheres into anything consistent. And then the film, which was shot in late 2021, rushes to an ending that feels like the product of messy post-production.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Brian Tallerico
    Padre Pio is a therapy session for star Shia LaBeouf, intercut with a story of labor strife in a traumatized Italian village. If that sounds weird, it is, but never in a way that's consistently interesting.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Brian Tallerico
    It is a smart, thrilling piece of work that reminded me of other great part twos like “The Dark Knight” and “The Empire Strikes Back."
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    It’s smartly crafted, well-written, and strongly performed. I’m not sure it works as social media commentary, but it undeniably clicks as an entertaining thriller about someone who thinks the Insta-world is shallow enough to hide her sociopathic behavior.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    Outpost only succeeds if we are invested in Kate’s trajectory and ultimate fate, and I never was.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    Even as it’s spinning through enjoyably goofy action set pieces, most of them enlivened greatly by a fun performance from Jason Momoa, there’s a desperate familiarity to the entirety of “Fast X” that makes it feel more like reheated leftovers than this series has before.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    I'll admit to caring less and less about the plot of The Big 4, which makes its 141-minute runtime a bit much. But all is forgiven when it finally takes off, which it does with enough rhythm to get you from the intense prologue to the insane final half-hour, during which Tjahjanto pulls out all the stops.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    Watching his Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3 is to see a director who knows how to balance corporate need with personal blockbuster filmmaking. Mostly.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Brian Tallerico
    Mungiu doesn’t traffic in easy hero and villain narratives. He’s more interested in revealing how easily anyone can be both.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    Ultimately, Quasi is a decent effort from talented dudes but a missed opportunity at something memorably hilarious. It's a few decent jokes in search of a better movie that needed a bit more improvisational effort in the comedy department and a lot more shaping in the editing room.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    One Night Only becomes the story of a man surrounded by music his whole life who knew how to filter those influences through a distinct voice. The film sometimes runs too long, but its subject has earned that length. He sounds phenomenal, and he’s filled with, well, personality.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    There are key elements of Suzume that directly speak to the history of Japan and the fears of its people, but Shinkai’s gift is his ability to make the issues of trauma and anxiety feel like everyone’s. “Suzume” isn’t quite the masterpiece that is “Your Name” but I wouldn’t blame anyone for falling in love with it.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Brian Tallerico
    It doesn’t all make sense or add up to much, but there’s a consistency to its inconsistency that I admire. It’s something that works on a mood more than literally. Kind of like a great country song.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Brian Tallerico
    The latest animated blockbuster from Illumination is their most soulless to date, a film that feels like ChatGPT produced it after data and imagery from the games were fed into a computer.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Brian Tallerico
    Teyana Taylor holds her head high through it all. Even as the film falters narratively, she’s a force of nature embodying a person more than just playing a role. She captures the soul of a woman who knows her son needs her to navigate this dangerous world. And that she needs him too.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Brian Tallerico
    Murder Mystery 2 has no loftier goals than disposable entertainment for 90 minutes, and it gets the job done.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    It's so repetitive that it will make you want to pick up your phone while it’s playing on Apple TV. You should play Tetris.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Brian Tallerico
    Trust me. It was worth the wait. Stahelski and writers Shay Hatten and Michael Finch have distilled the mythology-heavy approach of the last couple chapters with the streamlined action of the first film, resulting in a final hour here that stands among the best of the genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Brian Tallerico
    The truth is that manufactured spontaneity is almost impossible, and too much of “Honor Among Thieves” feels like it’s unfolding with a wink and a nod instead of being legitimately rough around the edges, in-the-moment, and fresh.

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