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Mothers Don't Do That/Marrying for Money/Substitute Lover

The Love Boat: Season 5: Episode 31

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Mothers Don't Do That/Marrying for Money/Substitute Lover

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ABC | Air Date: May 15, 1982

Starring: Ted Lange, Fred Grandy, Bernie Kopell, Jill Whelan, Lauren Tewes, Gavin MacLeod

Summary: A mother's reunion with her teenage son is threatened when he reads intimate details about her love life in her diary. Gopher and Isaac are convinced a young attractive nurse is trying to kill her new husband to inherit his wealth. One of Julie's love-hungry friends poses as a woman's pen pal after learning the real one wouldn't be meetingA mother's reunion with her teenage son is threatened when he reads intimate details about her love life in her diary. Gopher and Isaac are convinced a young attractive nurse is trying to kill her new husband to inherit his wealth. One of Julie's love-hungry friends poses as a woman's pen pal after learning the real one wouldn't be meeting her at a port of call.… Expand

Genre(s): Comedy, Drama

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S5:E31. Mothers Don't Do That/Marrying for Money/Substitute Lover
Air Date: May 15, 1982
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S5:E30. A Dress to Remember
Air Date: May 8, 1982
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S5:E29. April in Boston/Saving Grace/Breaks of Life
Air Date: May 1, 1982

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43

Series Overview
Season 10

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- Season 10 Overview
  Air Date: November 21, 1986
Season 9

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- Season 9 Overview
  Air Date: September 28, 1985
Season 8

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- Season 8 Overview
  Air Date: September 22, 1984
Season 7

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- Season 7 Overview
  Air Date: October 8, 1983
Season 6

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- Season 6 Overview
  Air Date: October 2, 1982
Season 5

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- Season 5 Overview
  Air Date: October 3, 1981
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  S5:E31. Mothers Don't Do That/Marrying for Money/Substitute Lover
  Air Date: May 15, 1982
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  S5:E30. A Dress to Remember
  Air Date: May 8, 1982
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  S5:E29. April in Boston/Saving Grace/Breaks of Life
  Air Date: May 1, 1982
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  S5:E28. Pal-I-Mony/Does Father Know Best?/An 'A' for Gopher
  Air Date: April 10, 1982
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  S5:E27. Burl of My Dreams/Meet the Author/Rhymes, Riddles & Romance
  Air Date: March 27, 1982
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  S5:E26. Isaac Gets Physical/She Brought Her Mother Along/Cold Feet
  Air Date: March 20, 1982
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  S5:E25. Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/...
  Air Date: March 6, 1982
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  S5:E24. Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/...
  Air Date: March 6, 1982
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  S5:E23. The Love Boat Follies: The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Mus...
  Air Date: February 27, 1982
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  S5:E22. The Love Boat Follies: The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Mus...
  Air Date: February 27, 1982
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  S5:E21. New York, A.C./Live It Up/All's Fair in Love and War
  Air Date: February 20, 1982
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  S5:E20. His Girls Friday/A Wife for Wilfred/The Girl Who Stood Still
  Air Date: February 13, 1982
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  S5:E19. Return of the Captain's Lady/Love Ain't Illegal/The Irres...
  Air Date: February 6, 1982
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  S5:E18. Doc Takes the Fifth/Safety Last/A Business Affair
  Air Date: February 6, 1982
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  S5:E17. Green, But Not Jolly/ Past Perfect Love/ Instant Family
  Air Date: January 30, 1982
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  S5:E16. I Don't Play Anymore; Gopher's Roommate; Crazy for You
  Air Date: January 23, 1982
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  S5:E15. Good Neighbors/Captain's Portrait/Familiar Faces
  Air Date: January 9, 1982
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  S5:E14. Take a Letter, Vicki; The Floating Bridge Game; The Joy o...
  Air Date: December 12, 1981
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  S5:E13. He's My Brother/Zeke and Zelda/Teach Me Tonight
  Air Date: December 5, 1981
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  S5:E12. Love, Honor, and Obey/Gladys and Agnes/Radioactive Isaac
  Air Date: November 28, 1981
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  S5:E11. Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merril...
  Air Date: November 21, 1981
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  S5:E10. Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merril...
  Air Date: November 21, 1981
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  S5:E9. The Lady from Laramie/Vicki Swings/Phantom Bride
  Air Date: November 14, 1981
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  S5:E8. Chef's Special/Kleinschmidt/New Beginnings
  Air Date: November 7, 1981
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  S5:E7. Country Cousin Blues/Daddy's Little Girl/Jackpot
  Air Date: October 31, 1981
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  S5:E6. The Incredible Hunk/Isaac, the Marriage Counselor/Jewels ...
  Air Date: October 24, 1981
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  S5:E5. Two Grapes on the Vine/Aunt Sylvia/Deductible Divorce
  Air Date: October 17, 1981
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  S5:E4. The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replac...
  Air Date: October 10, 1981
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  S5:E3. The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replac...
  Air Date: October 10, 1981
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  S5:E2. The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage/This Year's Model/Orig...
  Air Date: October 3, 1981
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  S5:E1. The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage/This Year's Model/Orig...
  Air Date: October 3, 1981
Season 4

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- Season 4 Overview
  Air Date: October 25, 1980
Season 3

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- Season 3 Overview
  Air Date: September 15, 1979
Season 2

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- Season 2 Overview
  Air Date: September 16, 1978
Season 1

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- Season 1 Overview
  Air Date: September 24, 1977