It doesn't take a quantum theorist to see this is rotten.

The villain's aim is to destroy Matt Hazzard. This game does it for him. [June 2009, p.78]

A collection of utterly shoddy Winter Olympics themed mini-games. Avoid. [Apr 2010, p.97]

There was no need to reheat this, and no need for you to suffer it. [Feb 2012, p.111]

A car crash of a game, and yet another howler to add to the execrable Hollywood tie-in bin. [Aug 2010, p.27]

A perfectly charming guest that turns up to the party five years too late. [Christmas 2009, p.97]

Cruddy game of cruddy movie non-shocker. The greatest legends of humanity, shat upon. [Aug 2010, p.99]

It loves the sport, but this is a cheap racing game, besieged by big, game-ruining problems. [May 2010, p.80]

They stopped making Shrek games. And we all lived happily ever after. The end. [Oct 2010, p.98]

Middling fun in small doses, but how many times can you play the same game? [Dec 2007, p.85]

The worst RPG on 360 by a wide margin. [Christmas 2009, p.99]

A colossal waste of cash. [Christmas 2011, p.112]

An unplayable mess lacking all the polish we expect from EA. Stay well clear. [Oct 2007, p.85]

Even for the notoriously shabby ghetto of licensed-games, X-Men Destiny represents a new low. Activision have sent this one out to die. [Christmas 2011, p.102]

Staggering to think that EA bare behind this tosh; hang your heads in shame, boys. [Sept 2008, p.86]

A wretched game that totally fails to compete with other hack-'n'-slashers on 360.

Shallow and incredibly dull, another year, another rank DW title. [June 2009, p.82]

A real chien of a historical slasher. Its camp appeal is offset against its tendency to crash mid-game. Sheer hell. [Christmas 2011, p.101]

"World at War's" zombie-flavoured extra is more accomplished than this tosh. [May 2009, p.76]

Balls indeed. [Christmas 2009, p.89]

The worst 30 minutes of our gaming year so far. Please don't make it yours as well. [June 2011, p.119]

One of the best shooters of the mid-nineties, ruined spectacularly for the 21st Century. [Aug 2010, p.121]

As uninspiring as it's bland title. Blah. [Jan 2011]

Buy this to waste money! [Apr 2009, p.104]

Speedy shooter much in common with cack like "Outrigger." Get your mech fix elsewhere. [Christmas 2008, p.94]

A strong license attached to an abysmal game, like a Ferrari attached to a boat anchor. [June 2009, p.95]

As welcome as getting trench-foot. [June 2008, p.85]

It was bad back then - it's bloody awful now. A new low for XBLA. [Apr 2008, p.96]