Fiddly controls. [Issue#51, p.105]

Just another bemani game with horrible music that you're supposed to play with seven big buttons but instead you play it with wee buttons on the pad. [Issue#35]

We're hoping the online component's as good as we think it'll be, because between the ugly new look and the lack of any offline multiplayer, there's nothing here for offline gamers. [Issue 12, p.96]

Motocross has so much more to offer than this dire racer. [Issue#84, p.87]

You're left roaming the virtual landscape, hoping opposition might come your way. [Issue#33, p.117]

The lack of challenge only adds to the boredom. In every way, Army Of Two: The Devil’s Cartel is an embarrassment to videogames...Not just boring, but exactly the kind of ‘violence for violence‘s sake’ dross the anti-videogame lobbyists dredge up at the arrival of each new atrocity.

Even Superman struggles to save this action RPG, which is dragged down by technical issues, uninspiring levels and graphics straight out of 2007. [Issue#109, p.78]

Ill-suited to the 360 platform and massively overpriced. [Issue#71, p.101]

It comes up short. [Issue#56, p.105]

A contradictory videogame premise that screams frustration from its opening stage, and continues in that vein thereafter. [Issue#71, p.103]

Try to forget that it ever happened. [Issue#52, p.93]

These robots could sure use a little extra life injected into them. [Issue#84, p.104]

Zombie Wranglers sucks. Especially the 'comedy' names they've given each level. They really suck. [Issue#35]

It sucks! [Issue#37, p.116]

A good-looking but boring button masher that should be avoided. [Issue#86, p.100]

This game could send the blood pressure of a Buddhist monk into the stratosphere. [Issue#90, p.78]

So many cliches, so little time. [Issue#40, p.103]

The trouble is, said hints can appear superimposed over the play area, reducing play to a highly distracting farce. [Issue#57, p.107]

Put simply, there are deeper tactical outings, more sociable games of skill, and many Live Arcade titles more enjoyable than this. Go and buy one of htose instead. [Issue#34, p.116]

We accept that there’s some who’ll like this. You know who you are and you know you’re not the majority. Listen up majority, it is you to whom we speak.

[An] abomination. [Issue#29, p.117]

Not terrible, but so dry it’s pointless. If videogame paintball appeals you may be entertained, but boredom will set in.

Some truly horrendous loading times. [Issue#58, p.94]

We’ve seen it all before; the bones of the typical Saints Row’s design are creaking under the desire for new experiences.

A shame in so many ways. Avoid, unless you like boredom.

Feels like an unfinished game. [Issue#57, p.97]

There are much better games out there for the same audience. [Issue#44, p.84]

Quite simply, this would have been struggling for a decent mark on Live Arcade. One strong concept does not a game make.