Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. Relentlessly offensive.
  2. So rich in processed sugar, canned sentiment and schmaltz, I thought I was going to throw up.
  3. The only thing that's truly scary about the movie is the escalating vulgarity of the latest in a string of skanky comedies by filmmakers determined to out-gross the other.
  4. Never asks its target audience of self-referential baby boomers and their littles bundles of joy to take it more seriously than it takes itself.
  5. As a movie, this is exciting stuff.
  6. Although the hallmarks of Rudolph movies can be found everywhere -- they don't add up to the usual magic this time.
  7. Mostly, the movie is riveting, well-done fare -- the stuff of Hollywood epic adventure.
  8. If you choose to see this puerile tripe, check your dignity at the door.
  9. The visual comedy is brilliant.
  10. It's the sort of movie that can make normally well-read and intelligent viewers feel stupid.
  11. It continually crashes and burns on its own banality.
  12. Shaft? Not in this splashy-but-empty remake he isn't.
  13. An adolescent romance that isn't smart enough to mirror "When Harry Met Sally" or crudely amusing enough to get close to "American Pie."
  14. The film's climax was only one of several moments that left me utterly verklempt, without ever knowing that my buttons were being pushed.
  15. Crudup gives a performance that is by turns scary, heartbreaking, grotesque and funny as hell.
  16. KEN, KEN, KEN, not another Shakespeare, pleeeeeeez.
  17. The best thing about this movie? It's short.
  18. It's a brilliant, profound movie, but it's almost no fun at all.
  19. There were moments when I thought Gone in 60 Seconds might be a passably entertaining movie. I figure those moments, strung end-to-end, would total 30 or 40 seconds.
  20. If you're not rolling in the aisles, you're definitely in the wrong theater.
  21. It has as much of an ax to grind as the humorless and misguided bureaucrats it mocks.
  22. You won't feel enlightened, just let down
  23. Intentionally defies categorization and explication.
  24. Childishly simple, but extremely funny.
  25. The episodes are too convoluted to get into.
  26. Such a feast of outlandish pleasures it'll send you home steam-cleaned and shrink-wrapped.
  27. Diverting and provides a satisfying alternative to teen-oriented summer comedy.
  28. It satisfies your appetite for totally tasteless but deliciously flaky boy movies.
  29. The occasional big moments are stunning, and kids from the ages of, say, 6 years to 6 years and 3 days will love it. Anyone younger will be scared; anyone older, bored.
  30. All dancing and hugging and no good.

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