Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. Not good enough to qualify as classic Gothic horror, not nearly fun enough to qualify as great B-movie camp.
  2. Surrogates takes an interesting idea -- the triumph of technological convenience over grimy, workaday life -- and buries it under clumsy exposition, unconvincing action sequences and a by-the-numbers conspiracy plot.
  3. A movie devoted to baroque revenge would be, on its own terms, acceptable; what makes Law Abiding Citizen so risible is its humorless conviction that it's got Big Ideas at its core.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Coasts on comic fumes, relying on colloquialisms, foreign accents, racial stereotypes, lemon sharks, Speedos and inopportune erections to supply the funny. Any one of these things might work in a comedy that was less contrived.
  4. Much of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is simply despicable.
  5. The movie's signal flaw -- that is, other than its degeneracy, its sloppiness, its love of dark things and pretty stains and arterial spray patterns -- is Moseley as the demonic Otis.
  6. It's in these vignettes that Away We Go begins to feel less like an authentic exploration of identity than a condemnation of the very community the couple pretends to crave. No one, it turns out, is good enough for Burt and Verona.
  7. Friends, Washingtonians, countrymen, I come not to praise Gladiator but to bury it.
  8. 300
    It's kind of a ghastly hoot, and while I suppose it does no harm, it also contributes nothing. It's a guilty unpleasantness.
  9. An overlong, visually incoherent, mean-spirited and often just plain awful Spider-Man 3.
  10. Seems fatally out of tune, with every staged encounter falling as flat as the protagonist's hot-ironed bob.
  11. Hampered by Niall Johnson's script, which is often confusing, muddy and ultimately cliche-ridden.
  12. What it suffers from most is the sense of offhand storytelling that lies halfway between creative laziness and cost-cutting sloppiness.
  13. The humor's a tad too raunchy for the kids, and the predictable plot won't win over any of the parents.
  14. Amusing premise, not-so-amusing execution.
  15. Lacks "spark."
  16. Wes Craven, who started the "Nightmare on Elm Street" series, should know a lot better.
  17. Sure, I laughed. Yes, I cried. But mostly I just wanted to throw up.
  18. Where there was effortless cool in the first movie, there is nothing but manufactured posing here.
  19. The Jacket is doing nothing but sampling elements of "Jacob's Ladder," "The Silence of the Lambs" and "Memento" without offering more than hackneyed solutions, including a rather cheesy conclusion.
  20. With no real comedy to enjoy, it's torture to watch Diesel undergo a predictable change from emotionless soldier to loving family man. Makes you want to spit out your pacifier in disgust.
  21. But by the time Willis's character saves this considerably long day, it's filmgoers who will no doubt feel like prisoners, as a movie that promises to be a taut nail-biter devolves into the kind of silly, overblown climax parodied so beautifully by Robert Altman in "The Player."
  22. It feels like a retread of several better movies, with a nastier, more bitter edge.
  23. This romantic melodrama ... doesn't even get to first base.
  24. A syrupy Italian power ballad along the lines of the ones on the movie's soundtrack. Its tune is mawkish, bombastic but, in the end, not especially resonant.
  25. Indeed it looks as if this otherwise straight-to-video endeavor, which was made in 2003, is being released only to cash in on Bernal's of-the-moment-ness in Hollywood.
  26. Illustrates the law of returning diminishments.
  27. Give Woody Allen credit for ambition. Failing at one movie wasn't enough. Nearly anyone can do that; it happens all the time. He's chosen to fail at two simultaneously.
  28. The movie never transcended its elaborate production work to achieve an independent reality.
  29. A predictable and outlandishly contrived take on the Pygmalion myth.

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