Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. At what point in the movie is it too late to ask for your money back?
  2. The occasional big moments are stunning, and kids from the ages of, say, 6 years to 6 years and 3 days will love it. Anyone younger will be scared; anyone older, bored.
  3. A mite sluggish.
  4. Though 45 minutes longer than the original release, still feels thinner, less complex, more mythic and far less compelling.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The producers of this mediocre movie ...had a story line rife with potentially good material and instead chose to let bathroom humor, lewd scenarios and gratuitous nudity color their European landscape.
  5. A dumb guy comedy about dumb guys by dumb guys and for dumb guys.
  6. If Eastwood had any emotional depth as an actor, the character's anguish might come through.
  7. You are allowed to come up with a monster we haven't seen before.
  8. One wishes the same wit and energy had gone into the story. That's Shrek 2 in a nutshell -- very pretty to look at, very hard to care for.
  9. Despite all the life-threatening situations, warrior deaths and heroic feats, it's hard to get behind characters who feel like lazy archetypes.
  10. Occasionally charming but ultimately forgettable bit of fox-trot fluff.
  11. For all the filmmakers' efforts, this project is something of an artistic albatross. It's a conundrum that doesn't get answered until a sort of help-the-audience Cliffs Notes final scene, in which we learn Everything. But by then, more than a few of us may be wondering, was it all really worth the trouble?
  12. Isn't appropriate for any innocent child -- assuming such lovely creatures still exist. But boys and girls who enjoy surprise attacks in their entertainment (of the aforementioned toilet variety) are going to have a blast. Sad but true.
  13. All foreplay and no climax.
  14. I can only bestow this adaptation of Joanne Harris's bestselling novel with such faint praise as "pleasant" and "mildly disarming."
  15. Despite a subject of immense potential -- the movie's surprisingly uninvolving.
  16. The movie is going to be fine for PG-ready audiences, assuming they don't have a problem with extremely predictable story turns.
  17. I remained strangely dry-eyed up to the final shot.
  18. A tolerably silly lark, decorated with lots of tasteful (and exclusively female) nudity. Yet as Christophe's role expands -- and the soundtrack's classical flourishes become more strident -- the film's plausibility plummets.
  19. I had some trouble with the plot, but I'm not the only one -- so did the screenwriter.

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