Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. The girls in 'Traveling Pants' are only mannequins wearing someone else's clothes. They don't get inside your head, let alone your heart.
  2. Whether it's the sight of Reynolds squeezed painfully into a football uniform or the endless footballs-to-the-crotch and tired gay jokes, The Longest Yard has the feeling of mutton dressed as lamb.
  3. The underwhelming, only fitfully amusing movie left me hungry for more.
  4. Plays more like a philosophical debate than a war drama.
  5. A sweet, true and, at times, universal love story it is.
  6. Revenge was supposed to be the one that really socked it to us, about Anakin's almost biblical fall from grace. But the movie never rises to its powerful occasion.
  7. A compelling, compact story about a country that was left to destroy itself while one man presided futilely over the carnage.
  8. So stupid it makes "xXx: State of the Union" look like it was written by Nietzsche.
  9. If its made-for-TV sensibility explains its chaotically blobby shooting style, it doesn't clarify a plot so painfully padded that it looks for laughs in strange digressive asides regarding bratwurst and coffee.
  10. So tame and limp, it may actually give mothers-in-law a good name.
  11. A little less conversation, a lot more action, please.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Insightful and endearing documentary.
  12. Involves such a disturbing blend of unhealthy mother-son affection and physical pain that it gives new meaning to the term child -- not to mention audience -- abuse.
  13. The director Vaughn has a flair not merely for action and ambiance but also for character.
  14. Odd, complex and charming.
  15. Possibly without meaning to, the younger Wexler has made a superb examination not of professional cinematography -- really, who cares? -- but of the eternal bad business between fathers and sons.
  16. This is the rare American film really about something, and almost all the performances are riveting.
  17. You'll be rooting for these people to get slaughtered out of sheer boredom.
  18. To introduce an archetype like this to western audiences -- as the world weathers culturally and religiously demonizing times -- may have been worth this whole flawed movie. Too bad the story didn't just start with him.
  19. Never was this funny a comedian in this horrible a movie.
  20. A startling portrayal of how the cycle of abuse plays itself out in the lives of its victims.
  21. There's such a sense of overall intensity, you know you have been though something powerful.
  22. Although "Hitchhiker" starts out a total gas, it doesn't have enough fuel to sustain the ride, ultimately amounting to little more than some amusing gags strung together in search of a story.
  23. So primitive, it must have been written in lizard blood on animal skin.
  24. It's actually quite satisfying, in a weird, magical-realism sort of way that manages to disturb and confound as much as it appeases the romantic.
  25. In the end, A Tout de Suite leads to not much more of a point than one woman's loss of innocence.
  26. Well shot and edited, Death of a Dynasty is hardly a comedy classic, but it's frequently on target.
  27. Dollenmayer has managed to transform a sad sack into an indie screen goddess.
  28. Feels like something I know is supposed to be good for me, but that I just couldn't stomach.
  29. A poignant portrait of one woman who has loved and lost, and another who never had a love to lose.
  30. Good old-fashioned movie storytelling that steadily builds, over the course of nearly three hours, to a white-knuckle conclusion that satisfies on nearly every level.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Earnest if emotionally unsatisfying documentary.
  31. Gets more and more complex until it's almost laughable; it has too many beats, too many reverses, and in the end seems unbelievable.
  32. It starts with a bang and ends with a whimper.
  33. It's a story of jaw-dropping chutzpah, grim, mostly hindsight-based humor and more stomach-churning drama than you could find in 10 screenplays.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It is flat-footed, uninspired and disjointed from start to finish, a glaring disservice to the men who played the game.
  34. Never better than fair to middling pleasant.
  35. I got exactly what I expected: Scared and tickled, within an inch of my life.
  36. A little more literary than lifelike, House of D is a story that feels too pat, and too perfect, for its own good.
  37. Just inspiring enough, just scary enough, just sappy enough and just funny enough to get by.
  38. Starting out as a wacky little comedy about a mousy Spanish couple who become unwitting porn stars, Torremolinos 73 suddenly morphs, during the third act, into a far more sober and tender story about the lengths to which a man will go to give his wife what she wants.
  39. As a director, Solondz seems to have his own locked-in fate -- to favor caricature over compassion -- and his movies are the worse for it.
  40. Sahara is a mediocrity wrapped inside a banality, toasted in a nice, fresh cliche.
  41. It's almost too dull to pan.
  42. For all its stylishness, verve and moments of visual poetry, the relentlessly punishing slapstick and overall cruel tone left me cold.
  43. A sweet and funny take on the crossed-wire romantic couplings of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream.'
  44. Sternfeld has created a garden on film that opens up its blooms for us, not in the dark of the movie house, but long after we've left the theater.
  45. Manages to be a diverting and funny character study, at least most of the time.
  46. What's important is that Major Dundee, not a great movie but a great star-driven, big budget 1965 studio western, is back in all its fractured glory and confidence.
  47. It doesn't seem like overstating things to say that Eros becomes steadily worse as it goes along.
  48. Its pedagogical tone perfectly suits it for viewing in classrooms.
  49. Two hours and six minutes has never seemed so much like two and six-tenths seconds. It's pure pulp metafiction.
  50. It's a fascinating film, but after a while, the digital photography wears out its gritty welcome.
  51. Visually stylish surrealist drama.
  52. Smart, absorbing movie.
  53. Spends too much time being convivial and not enough time looking for the kind of real conflict that begets a good comedy.
  54. Its magnificence is that it takes itself dead serious. It's not entertainment, but it's sure a piece of toughness.
  55. Might provide a much-needed fix for Mac's most ardent fans, but they'll have to wait for a star vehicle that fully exploits the range of his comic gifts.
  56. Often seems less like a fully realized film than an illustrated story, its paragraphs reduced to neatly contrived set pieces.
  57. A hideously unfunny spy spoof with pretensions to social satire in its treatment of a lesbian relationship.
  58. The makers of Miss Congeniality 2 have violated the cardinal rule of Sandra Bullock cinema. They turned her into someone unlikable.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A picnic wine, if you will -- more conversation-starter than collector's item.
  59. A somewhat formulaic if nevertheless crudely effective manipulation of the figure skating themes that all of us girls love so much.
  60. Illustrates the law of returning diminishments.
  61. Give Woody Allen credit for ambition. Failing at one movie wasn't enough. Nearly anyone can do that; it happens all the time. He's chosen to fail at two simultaneously.
  62. Though it captures many sharp, stark details of life in poverty-stricken Kazakhstan, Schizo's momentum is so measured, it nearly lulls its audience to sleep.
  63. The movie never transcended its elaborate production work to achieve an independent reality.
  64. But by the time Willis's character saves this considerably long day, it's filmgoers who will no doubt feel like prisoners, as a movie that promises to be a taut nail-biter devolves into the kind of silly, overblown climax parodied so beautifully by Robert Altman in "The Player."
  65. The story fails to really engage on any level save the kinetic.
  66. It feels like a retread of several better movies, with a nastier, more bitter edge.
  67. The movie, though quite funny in parts, turns organically dark, and it refuses to paint a picture of a cotton-candy world. It prefers the real one.
  68. This romantic melodrama ... doesn't even get to first base.
  69. A syrupy Italian power ballad along the lines of the ones on the movie's soundtrack. Its tune is mawkish, bombastic but, in the end, not especially resonant.
  70. Indeed it looks as if this otherwise straight-to-video endeavor, which was made in 2003, is being released only to cash in on Bernal's of-the-moment-ness in Hollywood.
  71. A joy to watch.
  72. Where there was effortless cool in the first movie, there is nothing but manufactured posing here.
  73. In this case, the adage would go something like "material, material, material," also known as the Nicolas Cage Rule: Good acting can't overcome bad taste.
  74. With no real comedy to enjoy, it's torture to watch Diesel undergo a predictable change from emotionless soldier to loving family man. Makes you want to spit out your pacifier in disgust.
  75. Within this overly familiar trope, there's plenty of room for small surprises, not the least of which are delightful, understated performances all around.
  76. Do these soldiers make it? We keep watching and waiting. There's not much more to Gunner Palace than that, but it's no different than the soldiers' lot.
  77. Fox's film seems to say that the kind of saintly purity that would enable one to walk on water -- or to kill with impunity and without repercussions -- doesn't exist.
  78. Works as both historical allegory and moving family drama.
  79. Wes Craven, who started the "Nightmare on Elm Street" series, should know a lot better.
  80. Sure, I laughed. Yes, I cried. But mostly I just wanted to throw up.
  81. It's got a lot of small movies bouncing around inside it, but there's no big movie on the outside.
  82. Haunting little film, whose chaotic universe is churned up by the conflict between the haves and the have-nots.
  83. More love story than thriller, with the mystery providing only slack tension and the December-December romance that ultimately develops between Regina and Camargo crackling with drama and sexual tension aplenty.
  84. All of the actors in Turtles Can Fly are nonprofessionals, and all bring electrifying authenticity and presence to their roles.
  85. Robb is remarkably assured; there isn't a false note in her performance.
  86. Much of Constantine simply portends.
  87. Lacks "spark."
  88. Intriguing, oddly banal and ultimately deflating.
  89. Schorr's endearing little movie gets under your skin much like the music it celebrates.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All of the dozen works featured are strong, with even the least engaging of the stories ... being visually compelling.
  90. Refreshingly free of the hyperbole of special effects...Ong-Bak will win no scriptwriting awards, but Jaa is definitely the real deal.
  91. A big, sprawling, sweet-natured mishmash with plots upon subplots and enough characters to make the head spin.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Hitch works best when it's a buddy comedy, with Smith and James having a blast as smooth Yoda and jiggly Jedi.
  92. It's a fascinating story but not so fascinatingly told.
  93. Quite simply, a beautiful film, in both form and content.
  94. It Works.

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