Village Voice's Scores

For 11,162 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 56% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 7.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Hooligan Sparrow
Lowest review score: 0 Followers
Score distribution:
11162 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Pretty much everything here -- tow surfing, hydrofoil boards, token bit on women surfers -- already appeared in this summer's equally halfass "Step Into Liquid."
  1. Zucker's frenzied trifle is painless, with a few decent running gags -- and an ocean of bad ones.
  2. High-powered and gory.
  3. The movie's single brilliant invention -- Julianne Moore as a used, contentious, profoundly odd floozy on her own magical mystery tour.
  4. It soon becomes evident just how inane a film this is.
  5. An adept mood maker, Medem strains madly for cosmic alliances, fairy-tale imagery, and fated coincidences, but he triumphs only with two hot bodies, a cluttered apartment, and a Shower Massage.
  6. Has a customarily jovial air but a deficit of flim-flam inventiveness.
  7. Playing the young Coleman with the requisite intelligence and ambiguity, Wentworth Miller contributes the sole viable characterization.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Less a revolutionary tale than a simple recounting of the recent past -- as staid as the pages in a history book.
  8. His movie (Jordan's) winnows the original's existentialist fable into a busy caper thriller, copping plot devices from Soderbergh's "Ocean's 11" and even straining to Wong Kar-wai its camera's way around the fleshpots of Nice. It's all pizzazz, and the pizzazz is all borrowed.
  9. A voracious vacuum cleaner of a movie --hoovering up a hundred years' worth of junk with the same monotonously unmodulated hum.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Zelary strands its protagonists in a hermetically sealed world where time runs in place. It's a feeling that viewers of this two-and-a-half-hour epic will come to know all too well.
  10. Tykes may giggle at the Rick Moranis/Dave Thomas–voiced moose, but there's little for adults.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ed Park
    Stateside's real-life frame allows the complexities of mental illness and military service to lose dramatic tension, resulting in a desultory home stretch of group therapy, tears, and reconciliation.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ed Park
    Strangely coy about its denominational allegiance.
  11. It's a Jerry Bruckheimer art film, perhaps the most extravagantly aestheticized combat movie ever made.
  12. Obsessives can be seductive, and Toback is interesting for the same reasons his films are often unendurable: He's not an artist so much as a giant pop-cult testicle pumping absurd energy in a rampaging, self-justifying gout.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The most off-key notes here are the sentimental ones: When David Kelly shows up, reprising the wise-trustee role he had in the horticulture-behind-bars movie "Greenfingers," it's as though some twee script gremlin sneaked in and meddled with the Guy Ritchie schematics.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ed Park
    Bledel, consigned to corsets and croquet, looks so weepy for much of Tuck Everlasting. The reason might lie in a script that favors the starchy demands of period melodrama over her TV show's fizzy screwball banter -- or maybe it's just William Hurt's embarrassing brogue.
  13. A startling letdown after (Léa Pool's) plaintive, understated coming-of-age tale "Set Me Free."
  14. In his first major role, the Irish actor Farrell deflects the script's more dubious aspects through sheer magnetic presence.
  15. Desperately avoiding the risk of even a half-second of boredom, the movie is wall-to-window-to-door noise, babbling, and jokes.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ed Park
    As hackneyed as they come, but the overall mood is less cynical than affectionate.
  16. Though more cathartic than redemptive, this sob-racked confession is the payoff for two hours of low-grade misery.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The movie's hyperactivity eventually yields to such revelations as Life Isn't a Game and The Biggest Dare Is Love, but the ultimate measure of its conventionality is its soundtrack.
  17. Mona Lisa Smile's only mysteries are the result of frenzied corner-cutting as Newell & Co. speed through the last reel, an exhausting cram session of hair-trigger speechifying and identity transformations bordering on the science-fictional.
  18. Like the shelter for which it is named, Panic Room is an efficiently tooled construction (albeit one whose success is overly predicated on its villains' single-minded idiocy). But unlike the eponymous treasure trove, there's nothing inside.
  19. The clunky yee-haw script full of tired bitch/angel oppositions and Witherspoon's school-play petulance cranks the twang to a blare.
  20. As earnest and smart-alecky as an entire season of Designing Women, Ya-Ya is sure to score with its redemptive family melodramatics and stock eccentric characterizations.
  21. First Daughter is less amusing than Jenna and Barb at the RNC, and dumb enough to make last January's presidential scion, Mandy Moore, look electable.

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