Variety's Scores

For 17,777 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 IMAX: Hubble 3D
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
17777 movie reviews
  1. It's doubtful that anyone, even executors of Greene's literary estate, will be able to discern much of the source material in this frenetic trifle.
  2. An embarrassing failure at almost every level.
  3. By turns pointless and pointlessly mean-spirited.
  4. Ranks as the most slapdash comedic star vehicle to hit screens since Harland Williams misfired with the career-stalling "RocketMan."
  5. More uselessly redundant and shamelessly money-grubbing than most third-rate horror sequels.
  6. Obvious and exploitative even by low-bar youthpic standards.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    A thoroughly misguided, unfunny film that proves you shouldn't beat a dead horse.
  7. Glitter deserves yet another title: "A Star Is Dull." As phony a vehicle as one could possibly concoct for a wannabe movie star, pic carries Mariah Carey into a swamp of gloppy melodrama.
  8. Patently absurd in both the details and larger aspects, the ultraserious pic is undermined by poor casting.
  9. Overall aroma of movie junk food.
  10. Deadly dull in stretches, and just plain embarrassing in others.
  11. Takes a prominent place along with "Tomcats," "Say It Isn't So," "Saving Silverman" and "Get Over It" on the list of reasons why raucous teen farce is headed six feet under.
  12. Debuting writer-directors Larry and Andy Wachowski come off like Coen brothers wannabes with no sense of humor.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    I Love You to Death is a stillborn attempt at black comedy.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Fair Game is otherwise notable only for its jaw-dropping stupidity, the sort of action yarn that hopes nonstop mayhem will help cloud just how nonsensical it is.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Coming to America starts on a bathroom joke, quickly followed by a gag about private parts, then wanders in search of something equally original for Eddie Murphy to do for another couple of hours. It's a true test for loyal fans.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    This blatantly excessive directorial debut for Eddie Murphy is overdone, too rarely funny and, worst of all, boring.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Scrooged is an appallingly unfunny comedy, and a vivid illustration of the fact that money can't buy you laughs. Its stocking spilling with big names and production values galore, this updating of Dickens' A Christmas Carol into the world of cutthroat network television is, one episode apart, able to generate only a few mild chuckles.
  13. Style has seldom pummeled substance as severely as in Cool World, a combination funhouse ride/acid trip that will prove an ordeal for most visitors in the form of trial by animation.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The Black Stallion Returns is little more than a contrived, cornball story that most audiences will find to be an interminable bore.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The Lost Boys is a horrifically dreadful vampire teensploitation entry that daringly advances the theory that all those missing children pictured on garbage bags and milk cartons are actually the victims of bloodsucking bikers.
  14. Bullets fly and jokes land with a thud in Killers, a deadly dull hubby's-a-hit man farce that alternately resembles a knockoff of 2005's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and a rehash of "Knight & Day" avant la lettre .
  15. A minnow of a movie. A drear moment in the careers of all concerned.
  16. Wallows in the deviant proclivities of the rich, wearing its rancor like a merit badge.
  17. Actors who can't act, musicians who can't play, and storylines that go absolutely nowhere.
  18. With plenty of cheap shocks but little real suspense, Hoboken Hollow is nothing more than an uninspired cavalcade of carnage, much of it shamelessly gratuitous.
  19. Too raunchy for kids, too sophomoric for adults, this underachiever comedy targets the narrow demographic of disgruntled educators.
  20. Drearily pretentious, ultra-stagy exercise in middle-age self-loathing.
  21. A waste of a talented, earnest cast, this borderline offensive indie, set for an Oct. 2 limited release, shouldn't take up too much valuable theater space before fading away.
  22. A spectacularly boring chamber thriller.

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