Variety's Scores

For 17,779 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 IMAX: Hubble 3D
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
17779 movie reviews
  1. An unsavory and unsatisfying blend of dumb plotting, leering lasciviousness and full-bore gore, pic should warp-speed to video shelves.
  2. The proper mix is never found. Ill-conceived and expensive project that winds up looking like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it.
  3. Sadly symbolizes the decline of the Western. The 36th bigscreen version of the exploits of the James-Younger Gang is one of the least convincing.
  4. Fails on almost every level…the film only succeeds in trivializing this shameful era.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Tumbles off the sick-but-sweet balance beam.
  5. The clear ambition here is to recapture the raw, explosively violent atmosphere of such hallmark 1970s shockers as "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Hills Have Eyes." Nice try, but no cigar.
    • Variety
    • 14 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    While good to look at, is devoid of psychological depth or credibility, and further marred by weak, often risible performances.
  6. The question isn't where is the love but where are the laughs?
  7. Rates a notch below the KISS-centric "Detroit Rock City" and a couple above Jerry Springer's "Ringmaster" -- in other words, closer to stupid-fun than stupid-toxic.
  8. A hillbilly romantic comedy in which the hillbillies show up but the romance and comedy never do.
  9. A useless remake of Mike Hodges' 1971 British gangland cult classic.
  10. Pity the children for whom this is their intro to the world of Grimm, for while pic stays to basic outline of the original story in opening and closing sections, the large middle is stuffed with badly staged slapstick and painful stabs at hip dialogue in an arch attempt to cater to modern kids.
  11. A lineup of comic actors running on empty long before the dust settles.
  12. Exuberantly rude and crude, but generally more frantic than genuinely funny.
  13. It's a timely, noble undertaking ill-served by a dry, history-textbook style that is at once too much and not enough.
  14. Hectic, sketchy and finally dull.
  15. Loosely plotted and wildly uneven farce.
  16. A sign that the Sandler comedy empire is expanding and reaching new depths of pure gross-out stupidity.
  17. A nail in the coffin if not the heart of teen comedies.
  18. Misses with its blowhard treatment of a silly, obvious script. Results might hazard "Battlefield Earth" comparison if new pic were a tad more fun.
  19. A 2½-hour demo of auteurist self-importance that's artistically bankrupt on almost every level.
  20. A staggeringly misguided stab at making the past come alive by people who have absolutely no feel for period filmmaking. Banal at best and laughable at worst.
  21. Misbegotten, unimaginative buddy pic.
  22. Animation is dull and characterless, and vocal talent has evidently received blanket direction to, when in doubt, shout.
  23. Ambitious but flawed comedy.
  24. Vehicle for Dana Carvey as a chameleonic crime-fighting imbecile is noisy, colorful and fart-gag-filled enough to amuse undiscriminating auds under the age of 10.
  25. Evinces no interest in such niceties as credible dialogue, character motivation or forward momentum.
  26. Director Jon Turteltaub's insistence upon hammering every point home with giant closeups and relentless musical underlining makes this insufferably cloying and sickly sweet.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Perfectly dreadful in every respect.
  27. Depressingly thin and exhaustingly contrived. Only masochistic moviegoers need apply.

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