Variety's Scores

For 17,779 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 IMAX: Hubble 3D
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
17779 movie reviews
  1. Senselessly long at two-and-three-quarters hours and with a protracted climax that eradicates any goodwill established in the fastidious first couple of reels.
  2. They ought to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering from director Robert Harmon, whose debut film "The Hitcher" set a high bar for screen terror in the 1980s. Pic looks like a holiday gobbler.
  3. A strident, painfully repetitive and hopelessly stage-bound drama about self-indulgent twentysomethings on the fringes of the L.A. film scene.
  4. A consistently silly, occasionally funny but mostly forced account of how a mild-mannered teacher from Connecticut unwittingly triggered the Bay of Pigs fiasco.
  5. There's no particular reason to see this disappointingly trivial picture on the bigscreen.
  6. A very earthbound comic fantasy, a racially flip-flopped "Heaven Can Wait" redo stuck in a purgatory with just enough meager laughs to keep it from a more fiery fate.
  7. An erratic, psychobabbling jumble of scenes that never builds to any discernible point.
  8. Newman's charismatic, multishaded performance elevates the hodgepodge caper comedy a couple of notches above its preposterous plotting and self-consciously movieish texture.
  9. Plays like a movie where the script went missing on the third day of shooting.
  10. Fails to stir the emotions despite its heavily melodramatic drive.
  11. The sight and sound of Lawrence in fat-lady drag remains engaging throughout; script may often let him down, forcing him to keep things afloat almost single-handedly.
  12. This small-scale, chamber piece, which boasts good acting from Moore, Skarsgard and Fichtner, has a strong built-in appeal for women but may experience harder times in going beyond the specialized arthouse circuits due to the narrowly-scoped, undernourished script.
  13. Has nothing much to say.
  14. Emerges as a formulaic thriller that plays more like direct-to-video fare than a megaplex-worthy feature.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The unsophisticated, even crude result is not likely to win over too many tots.
  15. Lacks sufficient appeal beyond niche aficionados of its featured performers.
  16. Fires nothing but blanks.
  17. Viewers who sit through Exit Wounds should at least do themselves the favor of staying for the end credits, which feature some truly funny off-color banter between Anderson and Arnold on the latter's ostensible talkshow.
  18. A collection of sentimental and emotional moments in search of a movie.
  19. May hold some appeal for Latino auds in the Southwest but will fold after a couple of rounds in the big arena.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The hallucination sequences are among the pic's creepiest.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A silly, hackneyed college suspenser put across with all the contrived banality of a bad '70s TV movie.
  20. Remote, non-involving and finally incomprehensible.
  21. Has shown its true colors as less a serious religious-themed film than a moth-eaten tapestry of foreign intrigue and badly miscast international stars.
  22. CQ
    Roman Coppola's first film has sympathetic aims but is distressingly lacking in flair, style, wit or fun.
  23. Director David Zucker, a master of whacked-out visual comedy during his “Airplane!” era, drops the ball here.
  24. A comedy in the last century and a drama in the new one. At least, that's the dumbfounding impression left by writer-director Oliver Parker's utterly miscalculated film adaptation of Wilde's play.
  25. Has the stench less of rotting flesh than the whiff of a thoughtless quickie.
  26. A woefully under-realized story of small-time boxers enjoying perhaps their last moment in the spotlight.
  27. Feels entirely a part of an already faded go-go era. Pic is too late by a mile and rightly dumped in a few theaters by Fox, which will doubtless send it to video bins faster than you can say gigabyte.

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