Sullivan & Son is utterly artless in its efforts to be an equal opportunity offender.

Dads is just a senseless pounding of sensibilities, a beat-down without any saving graces.

Life's A Tripp in reality is nothing more than another Lifetime stumble.

Nothing about this latest re-do offers any hope for its future.

Virtually every joke lands with a resounding thud.

All of this unfolds with complete and utter predictability amid a “Take my wife, please” collection of broad, flat, dated jokes delivered with a sledge hammer’s touch by Kevin and his coarse, chub-a-lub pals.

Preposterous, ridiculously earnest, poorly scripted and laughably acted, this is the series that Anthony Edwards chose to re-enter prime-time after a long tenure as one of ER's main men. He should've stayed in bed.

Less funny than a compound fracture, this is a show that looks irreparably broken.

Those looking for depth will find none. Liz & Dick triumphs, however, as an amusement park for fans of the deeply dreadful.

The first episode is just too relentlessly clunky and stupid.

In the annals of all-time worst game shows, this one takes its rightful place alongside ABC's Conveyor Belt of Love, which soiled prime-time back in January 2010.

A prohibitive favorite for worst new TV show of the year didn’t take long to assume that position.

Unfocused, unfunny and all together unbearable, Perfect Couples at least affords NBC a chance to hit rock bottom before the new owners begin their massive cleanup effort.

Their all-that activities become redundant and tiresome at WARP speed, raising the overall question of whether watching Ja’mie: Private School Girl on a continuous loop would be worse than eternal burning in hell.

A ridiculous and desperate effort to generate some buzz about its carrier, the wee little WE tv network.

The duly dreadful sixth movie in this preposterous franchise.

Brain-dead male teens without any social skills or purpose in their lives might find this a highly entertaining diversion from their violent video games.

Plodding and stupefying when it's not being laughable and poorly acted, this is entertainment fit for an alternative to water-boarding.

This is a messy disposable diaper of a comedy series whose star plays himself without any idea of how to act or write the part.

The star of this ill-conceived show, which also features former congressional policy advisor Matt Stoller as a very uncomfy foil, completely fails to get untracked from halting start to grinding finish.