Uncle Barky's Scores

  • TV
For 951 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average TV Show review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Back to Life: Season 1
Lowest review score: 0 Perfect Couples: Season 1
Score distribution:
  1. Mixed: 0 out of 583
  2. Negative: 0 out of 583
583 tv reviews
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    [Mark Feuerstein] brings exuberance and a certain likability to the role as a good son who’s still trying to please his parents. But geez, what a grind 9JKL is. You’ll find more originality in the recipe for cream of boiled water soup.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Hits & Mrs. has the usual redundant reality filler and various contrivances.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    In the end, it's all very disposable.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Allen's mere presence may keep it in business for a while. But it already seems as though it belongs on TV Land, where Home Improvement repeats already reside.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Mr. Robinson has an appealing star in Craig Robinson, but the show itself is gratingly forced and formulaic.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Choice already is bad enough but has a few amusing moments to help keep it afloat.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Decidedly dreary for openers, Mr. Sunshine succeeds in making Cougar Town look like a lion of the prime-time jungle. That's obviously not the intent. But Perry, Janney and company will have to brighten matters in a hurry to avoid a very quick sunset.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Secret Circle, replete with The CW's usual heavy doses of sappy pop music mood-ruiners, eventually gets around to outlining its basic plot point.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    None of this really clicks.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Super Fun Night isn’t entirely super-bad, but so far that’s about the good thing to be said about it.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Stuffed with stilted actor re-enactments--and repeated shots of a mock John F. Kennedy corpse with its skull blown open--Smoking Gun basically regurgitates the 1992 book Mortal Error and its conclusion that a Secret Service agent accidentally fired the third and fatal shot.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    MacFarlane and Hentemann already have pumped all of these wells all but dry, which leaves Bordertown with its ramped-up topicality and little else.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    There’s a lot of gibberish and meandering accompanying the visceral bloodshed. The palace intrigues aren’t all that interesting.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Messing seems to be trying hard, but in a role and a show that just don’t suit her talents.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Maybe this will prove to be a bit more interesting as the contestants dwindle. But based on Sunday night’s premiere, that seems like a long slog toward the show’s eventual payoff.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It's a thoroughly ordinary series on what's increasingly an inconsequential night in the not-so-grand broadcast network scheme of things.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    A total of nine executive producers, including Heigl and her mother, Nancy. That’s too many cooks for what turns out to be a half-baked hour of ridiculosity.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Literally nothing jells in this ham-handed first half-hour, and it may already be too late for full-blown emergency surgery. Still, Carol’s Second Act could well get a decent tune-in due to Heaton’s mere presence.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    On paper this seemed as though it could be a bit of fun. In execution, it’s labored and way over-cooked.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Some people take these things very seriously. But seriously, the stories told on Paranormal Witness are about as believable as an Oscar nomination for Dolph Lundgren. Although that would be scary.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Don’t expect to take any ha-ha showers. Marlon isn’t up to that task either. Instead it over-blows everything in service to a star who doesn’t know how or when to stop.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Fonda’s guest appearance is head-and-shoulders the best of the four I’ve seen. In fact, Episode 1, with David Spade featured, is so excruciatingly bad that you’re better off skipping it entirely. ... If you’re a Norm Macdonald fanatic, and there likely aren’t very many of those, it’s best to watch this show while you still can.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 33 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It shows only scant signs of life while also failing to be all that revealing about the unique profession it depicts.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    101 Ways, despite some of its explosive ejections, is gratingly slow-paced and infested by commercial breaks just before host Sutphen reveals who's next to be axed.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Watching BFF leaves only a dull, but throbbing headache.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Airplane! it’s not. Not even close.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    A decidedly bland and tedious weekly series in which couples attempt to mend their frayed relationships by doing it for a full week.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Some of its imagery is arresting. But this is mostly a sorry, unfortunate and even contemptuous enterprise.

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