Uncle Barky's Scores

  • TV
For 951 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average TV Show review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Back to Life: Season 1
Lowest review score: 0 Perfect Couples: Season 1
Score distribution:
  1. Mixed: 0 out of 583
  2. Negative: 0 out of 583
583 tv reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Zoo very much spares the gore in its less than scintillating but better than lackluster opening hour.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    It has its moments and is well-appointed with seasoned actors who know how to hit their marks. So if you like Hot In Cleveland, then by all means stick around.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Carpenter and Chestnut solidly play their roles, but Enemy Within doesn’t crackle the way The Blacklist did in early episodes. There’s nothing particularly special going on here, and it’s hard to muster the enthusiasm to say much more than that.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Just OK, even with the first two episodes directed by the still esteemed Barry Levinson (Rain Man, Diner). This is a series that tends too often tends to drag rather than pull viewers along.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Those who get through the first several hours of this meandering mystery/morality play may well be invested to see it all the way through. It’s not terrible in the end. Nor is it spellbinding or particularly memorable.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Low on initial appeal and likewise short on originality, it’s a bleak ’n’ grim undertaking that just doesn’t seem built for the long haul.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Krypton’s special effects are pretty impressive throughout the first five episodes made available for review. But the overall storyline begins to bog down rather badly in the latter hours, making Krypton seem like too much of a slog en route to a seemingly long-in-coming payoff that’s already set in stone.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Constantine doubles down on both shape-shifting and puzzlements. Its whiz-bang-boom special effects also might serve as ample enticements for viewers who don’t much care whether anything makes any real sense.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The Family’s chances of anything close to long-term survival seem iffy at best. Unlike Secrets and Lies, its cast of characters and premise are set in concrete. Or perhaps quicksand if recent history proves prophetic.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Me, Myself & Irene appears to have boxed itself in. The opening episode is pleasant enough to watch, although not really very amusing. But the prospects for a sustainable series seem highly limited by all that unfolds here.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    None of this will cure cancer--or even hemorrhoids. Only in America might qualify as a guilty pleasure, though, with the star of the show agreeably and likably throwing himself into a wide range of activities.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The music has its moments and the comedy occasionally rattles home. Not nearly often enough to make it "Very Funny." But worth a few grins and maybe even a shimmy shake.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Hemlock Grove overall falls well short of anything resembling sustained brilliance. Still, each episode may well push just enough buttons to pull you along to the next one.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Broader than Dallas at its broadest, ABC's GCB won't be selling smart, stylized urban sophistication when it premieres Sunday night.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The ripping good special effects of Syfy’s Defiance harken to Fox’s recently failed and likewise futuristic Terra Nova, which also popped the eyes. In each case, the bigger your DVD screen, the better. Another shared trait: the scripts and story lines tend to be cliche-heavy and sense-dulling predictable.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Cedric the Entertainer, Nash and Beasley go with this flow--and flow pretty well.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Terra Nova certainly doesn't lack ambition and scope, which is a plus. But its first two hours fall short in the storytelling department.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    3 rises above the genre's usually tawdry trappings, even if the opening episode is more than a bit static.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Piven’s OK in his latest starring role while Jones brings some ‘tude as Cavanaugh.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    The overriding problem with True Detective 2 is its neck-deep wallow in debasement and self-pity.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Star-Crossed looks as though it intends to take itself very seriously as an allegory for a futuristic brand of race relations. It’s also a budding love story, with Emery and Roman blowing hot and cold for one another while a seemingly goodly human student named Grayson (Grey Damon) hopes to cut in and claim her.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    You'll likely guess every development at least a minute or two beforehand. But Peterman's enthusiasm for her role is tangibly contagious, making it possible that a decent percentage of opening night viewers might RSVP in the affirmative to this show's overall "Ya'll come back, ya hear" motif.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Amazon Prime takes a big swing here, and doesn’t entirely miss. More was anticipated, though, with High Castle so far tending to buckle under the weight of some very heavy ambitions and expectations.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Hours two and three, also made available for review, are somewhat better executed [than the premiere episode].
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Claws never lacks for energy, and its premise and cast composition are somewhat novel. But what it too often lacks is dexterity and texture.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Some of this is diverting or at least laughable enough to play along.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    At one extreme, you want Santa dead. At the other, it can get to be ho ho hum in a hurry.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    One viewer’s bad taste is another’s comedy gold. And Man Seeking Woman arguably has just enough going for it to merit a further investment in its remaining eight episodes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    Winchester is a solid enough presence as Kane.... Although this isn’t a flat-out terrible series, don’t bet on NBC having a winner opposite fearsome time slot competition from CBS’ Thursday Night Football and ABC’s How to Get Away with Murder. No one likes those odds.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Reviewed by
      Ed Bark
    That initial heat from Season 1 has been lowered to room temperature. Kinnaman continues to give The Killing a pulse. But he can’t do it alone, and at this point merits a new, more vital vehicle in which he can really gun his engines.

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