Total Film's Scores
- Movies
For 2,046 reviews, this publication has graded:
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61% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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35% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.9 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 69
| Highest review score: | Predator: Killer of Killers | |
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| Lowest review score: | Sir Billi |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,054 out of 2046
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Mixed: 954 out of 2046
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Negative: 38 out of 2046
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Neil Smith
Early promise proves misleading in a sequel that should be far better than The Da Vinci Code than it actually is.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 10, 2016
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Anthony Mackie's Captain America earns his Stars and Stripes in this uneven, un-MCU thriller. Sam Wilson and an always-excellent Harrison Ford drag Brave New World into unfamiliar narrative territory before it eventually succumbs to familiar Marvel failings.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 12, 2025
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He might have lost his edge, but Parker hasn’t mellowed in his old age. A sunny, silly, violent revenger that puts Statham in good company.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 9, 2013
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Too witless to be a decent comedy, too charmless to call itself a parody, this messy adap of Shannon Hale’s novel groans under the weight of a predictable plot and explosive overacting, although Bret McKenzie wrestling awful dialogue at least brings a touch of adorability as the resort’s elfin stable lad.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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Jordan Farley
Somewhat impressively, it’s even stupider than this outlandish synopsis sounds, with action that makes the F&F movies look grounded, “hip” dialogue that induces spasms of embarrassment and a shockingly casual disregard for human life.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 19, 2017
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Jamie Graham
A murky mishmash of a movie, with the lightest smattering of glorious moments.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 17, 2017
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It’s a premise that sounds like the silliest of celebrity vanity but is, in fact, presented as an endearing portrayal of Rastafari culture, spiritual exploration and Snoop’s own past, present and future.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 15, 2013
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Neil Smith
Though it’s good to see Michelle Pfeiffer married to the mob again, she alone can’t redeem a lumbering farce that takes an unpleasantly sadistic glee in violence, murder and intimidation.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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Matt Glasby
Coasting on charismatic performances and a quality crew, Gosling’s debut proves two things: screenwriting is hard, and stylish and stylised are very different things.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 6, 2015
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The fairytale-like teaser trailer for this latest interpretation of The Haunting was so seductively eerie that you couldn't be blamed for becoming excited. Alas, the movie itself doesn't deliver on this promise: it's neither eerie nor seductive - in fact, it's a sore disappointment.- Total Film
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Packed with fine performances, this attack on suburban conformity is surprising, darkly hilarious and cleverly leaves the insanity judgement to its audience.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 22, 2013
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Neil Smith
What [Bekmambetov] doesn't do is offer us any respite from his 3D CGI barrage, an assault on the senses that makes the bullet John Wilkes Booth fired into the real Abe's noggin seem calming by comparison.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 20, 2012
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Matt Maytum
A solid performance by Quasem and an impressively gruesome early leg-munch aren’t enough to earn Something in the Water anything close to a recommendation. Avoid like a fin in a bay.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 21, 2024
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Jane Crowther
A good-looking yet curiously tame adaptation of a saucy classic that showcases Pattinson's ambition if not his full abilities.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 4, 2012
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Josh Winning
While the film lacks Christina Applegate’s razor-sharp delivery (though she gets a LOL-worthy cameo) and most of the plot doesn’t make sense, the older ladies warrant a Bad Grans spin-off.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 13, 2017
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Leila Latif
Green delivers a smart, sturdy second chapter. Low consequence, perhaps, but still highly entertaining.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 9, 2021
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Jordan Farley
The cast do decent work, but Clooney’s ersatz Fargo misses the mark. A Coen pastiche rather than the real deal.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 22, 2017
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Matt Glasby
Harper’s well-appointed sequel has strong performances even if the Woman becomes a supporting character in her own tale.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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Jamie Graham
This is a tonal misfire, its characters cut down by a blitzkrieg of whip pans, CGI and thunderous percussion. And with Ritchie again rummaging in his increasingly threadbare bag of tricks, the result is a movie more jaundiced than jaunty.- Total Film
- Posted May 9, 2017
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- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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Its overview of the baby experience is obscured by a family-values lens – no single/same-sex parents - resulting in an awful ensemble comedy to complete that "Valentine's Day" / "New Year's Eve" box-set, complete with sexist clichés.- Total Film
- Posted May 26, 2012
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Kevin Harley
Fast, fierce, fuzzy: nicely unruly, naggingly undisciplined, Johnson’s live-action DC bow strains to entertain but struggles to breathe amid the noise.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 18, 2022
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Josh Winning
“Rock solid,” is Bruce Willis’ nod-wink appraisal of an attack strategy in G.I. Joe: Retaliation. The film’s nowhere near as sturdy, trundling out middling action and nonsensical plotting.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 25, 2013
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Matt Glasby
Like a meal made entirely of chillies, Machete Mk II is spicy to start with, then unpleasant, then numbing - before it all starts to repeat.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 7, 2013
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Matt Glasby
Misguided in the extreme. A scene in which Kitsch and co aim blindly for the broadest of targets – and miss by miles – proves painfully apt.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 11, 2012
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Jamie Graham
Frustratingly, [Marcel's] movie maintains the issues of the first two films – ropey effects, muddy night-time action scenes, a determination to be family friendly at all times – and then undoes any goodwill its more successful components have inspired by including a mid-credits sting that renders the previous 109 minutes obsolete.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 23, 2024
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Neil Smith
James DeMonaco’s blood-splattered thriller begins well before expiring slowly from multiple improbabilities.- Total Film
- Posted May 31, 2013
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Most ‘one crazy night’ movies (from After Hours to Superbad) thrive on a sense of escalation, but Stand Up Guys only seems to lower the stakes as it stumbles tediously on.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 15, 2013
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It's not quite "Before Sunrise" with mud and portaloos then, but warm vibes, buzzy crowd scenes and the two leads' enthusiasm will pull you through to the morning after.- Total Film
- Posted May 5, 2012
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James Mottram
Hardy is immaculate as Leo, from accent to demeanour. Now on his fourth film with Hardy, Oldman is a pleasure to watch, and even the smallest of roles have been carefully cast, with the likes of Vincent Cassel, Paddy Considine and Clarke all enjoying their moment.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 13, 2015
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