Spank!'s Scores
- Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
| Highest review score: | ISS Pro Evolution | |
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| Lowest review score: | WWF Royal Rumble |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 78 out of 144
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Mixed: 56 out of 144
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Negative: 10 out of 144
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A good, solid 3D platformer that won't disappoint fans of the purple dragon, but may leave fans of the genre feeling a little empty.- Spank!
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If they could have added a bit more variety, in terms of plot twists and gameplay structure this could have been a real contender.- Spank!
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It's not a title with an immediate pull, you'll have to work at it to get something back, but it does present a breath of originality that we've been looking for some time.- Spank!
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Serious Sam was born into a world where "Doom" has placated the need for logical thought and lives in a world governed by the visceral.- Spank!
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The real problem here is the shoulder-saggingly illogical puzzles. If you're a Monkey Island fan this is a bitter disappointment and if you're not you'll wonder what on earth all the fuss is about.- Spank!
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If you have never played a Tekken game before then prepare for perhaps the best fighting game ever, however Tekken veterans shouldn't expect too much.- Spank!
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Not the greatest game you'll ever play, but a good blast with plenty of atmosphere and ideas to see you through to the end.- Spank!
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People looking for a more realistic and rewarding football experience go for "ISS Pro Evolution." If a fast and not too taxing kickabout is what you want, well, you know the score with FIFA games by now.- Spank!
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Princess Amidala might by nice and decorative, but a convincing military leader she ain't.- Spank!
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If you're looking for no-frills old school resource management, then Red Alert 2 is what you are looking for.- Spank!
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Dig below the surface however and you'll find the kind of depth that'll take weeks or even months to fully explore. A shameless clone of Sony's "Gran Turismo," and a a pretty good one too.- Spank!
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You can't fault the simulation, but there's not enough here to recommend it to anyone who isn't a die-hard fan of old-style aerial combat.- Spank!
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Fifa has got all the right connections while "ISS" is much better qualified to do its job.- Spank!
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It's a competently put together shooter, but it doesn't really excel in any of the many pies it tries to place its fingers into.- Spank!
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What is lacking in over familiar gameplay is made up for with impressive visuals, a genuine atmosphere and very friendly features and controls.- Spank!
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If you've got a Dreamcast or N64, buy the original Wetrix - it's got more to it and the gameplay is unfettered by irritating controls.- Spank!
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The PS2 marketing machine has done it's job. Now Sony have to back it up with quality software, not limp, glitchy sequels like this.- Spank!
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The problem is that the game really needed a huge injection of adrenaline, but it would appear that all that was offered was a cup of tea and a biscuit.- Spank!
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There's a lot of gameplay here but most of it is either excruciatingly dull or annoyingly derivative.- Spank!
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A great disappointment for PlayStation fans everywhere.- Spank!
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Resident Evil 2 forces you into a state of emotional connection - I mean for God's sake, your characters limp and hold their ribs when they're hurt! Prick me, and do I not bleed? Kill me, do I not die?- Spank!
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Competently put together, with some lovely graphics at times, but totally lacking in any originality, personality or a reason to buy it.- Spank!
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The gaming equivalent of a vapid summer blockbuster: shallow, but fun while it lasts and a lot more enjoyable if you experience it with a friend.- Spank!
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This will gain friends more because of it's online compatibility than the quality of the actual game which is a very average and graphically unimpressive racer-by-numbers.- Spank!
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It's hard not to feel some satisfaction from decapitating an enemy with a cunningly timed swipe then watching his headless body loll for a few moments before collapsing in a heap. Or how about this - slice off a baddy's arm then pick it up and beat his mate to death with it. Blimmin' marvellous.- Spank!
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I'm not given to venting my spleen, but I really didn't get off on this title.- Spank!
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I found it a little dull, but it's not aimed at me, it's aimed at children. Who may also find it a little dull.- Spank!
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It's an RPG, and it's almost indistinguishable from every other RPG on the market. If you like them, you'll like this -- it's big, it's pretty, it's Final Fantasy with a different name.- Spank!