Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,775 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7775 movie reviews
  1. Paul Gross situates the film's events somewhere between violent, militaristic fantasy and gentler, anti-war lament.
  2. The premise thoughtlessly combines elements from Marvel comics, Men and Black, and a swath of '80s pop culture to curiously neutered effect.
  3. The ingenuity of writer-director Jeremy LaLonde's film ends with its title.
  4. David Frankel's film argues that the power of miracles can be manufactured by those who can fund them.
  5. The sensory overload of Michael Bay's hyperkinetic cinema is such that it eradicates any actual sense of place.
  6. Glenn Close's face teems with a flawlessly controlled gravitas that’s completely at odds with the film’s ordinariness.
  7. The film is the cinematic equivalent of watching a Rubik's Cube noisily solve itself for 90 minutes.
  8. The hygienization of Rio into what at times looks like a soulless Southern California town is so scandalous it feels like a spoof of the Cities of Love series.
  9. It inspires retrospective gratitude for the empty yet slick craftsmanship of someone like James Wan.
  10. Never content to suffice as a mediocre thriller, Les Cowboys is a wellspring of embarrassment for all parties involved.
  11. It's more interested in borrowing terminal cancer as a narrative shorthand for intensity than investigating it as a lived experience.
  12. It never addresses Disney's wholly manufactured stranglehold on turning adolescent desire into a consumerist impulse.
  13. The film comes unsettlingly close to being an apologia for the kind of violence that stems from adolescent disaffection.
  14. The film is an incoherent and aesthetically barren harangue masquerading as a revisionist history lesson.
  15. The film is confused in conception, dreary in execution, and completely lacking in forward momentum.
  16. Lasse Hallström's gooey film exists only to offer comforting reassurances about dogs' natural servility.
  17. It plays like it was written by a bro who just discovered the early films of Quentin Tarantino.
  18. It feels like Sheldon Wilson tossed a bunch of third-hand scares in a blender and set it to puree, resulting in a gray, flavorless sludge.
  19. Ritesh Batra's film is a tale of white nostalgia that should have found its footing on dramatic grounds.
  20. It's a misnomer to label the climax of Steven C. Miller's patently sick Arsenal an actual climax.
  21. Robert Legato's film is lifelessly composed of the usual tropes of horror films set in mental asylums.
  22. Fede Álvarez’s film suffers from a compulsion to be capital-C cool, and all of its ostensibly stylish shots are untethered to any semblance of a sustained reality.
  23. Its incoherent turn of events attempts to stupefy us into mistaking its deeply flawed internal logic for ingenuity.
  24. The film is intended to be placed at the altar of Julian Schnabel, an artist so singular that words simply fail.
  25. Mauro Borrelli's The Recall has the look of a SyFy original movie and the self-seriousness of Ridley Scott's recent Alien films.
  26. If there’s anything worth mulling over about The Drowning, it's the way it proffers the East Coast couple as an inevitably miserable institution without really meaning to.
  27. The film aims only to shock, refusing to deliver anything in an intriguingly post-ironic way in the process.
  28. William H. Macy's The Layover was clearly conceived and written by men who have no interest in approaching female friendships with any degree of complexity, curiosity, or respect.
  29. Danny Baron's film awkwardly melds Bollywood romcom tropes with a half-hearted critique of the GMO industry.
  30. The really frustrating thing about Tomatoes is the toothlessness of its satire.

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