Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,776 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7776 movie reviews
  1. Quantumania feels less the start of a new phase of Marvel films than a tired retread of adventures we’ve already been on.
  2. Where Jonathan Demme’s Rachel Getting Married completely immersed viewers in the sometimes messy intimacies of family, My Mother’s Wedding feels more like a stage production that forgot to include its first act.
  3. There’s an emptiness to Helena Wittmann’s Human Flowers of Flesh that no amount of striking cinematography, thematic suggestion, and allusions to Jean Painlevé can disguise.
  4. Slumberland lacks the sense of danger that Winsor McCay liberally infused into his stories.
  5. The film often feels like one of the corpses in its story: cold, lifeless, and without a heart.
  6. With The Whale, Darren Aronofsky brings a hollow sense of dignity to his schematic brand of cinematic misery porn.
  7. This Little Mermaid feels more or less like two-hour-plus cosplay with the texture and gravitas of a Disneyland sideshow.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    The film, a shabby account of the story behind the story, muddles its themes and only superficially conveys the importance of the historical insights it contains.
  8. Last Flight Home is an anguished therapy session disguised as a meditation on life and death.
  9. The film is so toothless that its protagonist is ultimately about as forbidding as a warm hug.
  10. The film proceeds as a jumble of poorly sketched backstories and subplots, half-hearted topical references, and tepid fan service.
  11. Skinamarink is confidently made, and certain upside-down images are especially creepy, but its spell is broken by its sheer, ungodly slowness, which springs from a paucity of ideas.
  12. Consecration ends up not just gimmicky but derivative of Christopher Smith’s own prior work.
  13. The film’s depiction of the fear and uncertainty of motherhood gives in to monotony.
  14. The film presents Amy Winehouse’s demise with a sad shrug, as one of those tragic things that just sort of happens.
  15. Flora and Son is far more invested in making its characters likable and cute rather than risking audience sympathies.
  16. When It Melts is a film that lives and dies on the games that it plays with audiences.
  17. Hunt Her, Kill Her simply isn’t tight enough to maintain the tension that it seeks to create.
  18. There’s a riveting story somewhere here about the crumbling of the Soviet Union and the stranglehold of capitalism on ’80s culture, but Tetris never quite locates it.
  19. The film doesn’t have a clear opinion on its main subject and the scourge of misogyny in media.
  20. The fatal flaw of the film is that it genuinely believes in the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie.
  21. The film bangs the drum loudly on behalf of American exceptionalism.
  22. In the end, Leave the World Behind is content to blandly shrug in the direction of an amorphous calamity, reaching for a profundity that it fails to achieve.
  23. The excitement that the film tries to generate for its main characters is disturbingly glib.
  24. The cinematography looks striking enough throughout the various set pieces, but little happens in them to elevate Heart of Stone past its hackneyed foundation.
  25. The Origin of Evil recalls Ruben Östlund’s Triangle of Sadness for how its prolonged, soft-peddled skewering of the wealthy seems convinced of its Buñuelian irreverence.
  26. What ultimately sinks No Hard Feelings is its inability to convincingly meld its excessively bawdy humor and its Hallmark Channel-level drama of two opposites who help one another to embrace life.
  27. The film doesn’t lock on a target long enough for it to work up a head of steam as satire about the art world and how it thrives on nepotism, let alone one about the frustrations of the immigration process.
  28. The more that Zach Braff’s script tries to thematically tie its disparate threads together, the more that A Good Person comes to resemble the very same type of neat and tidy self-contained version of reality that it ironically skewers in its prologue.
  29. Five Nights at Freddy’s has absolutely no idea what kind of ride it wants to be.

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