Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,776 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7776 movie reviews
  1. The highlight of the film is the moment Jim Sturgess's Adam inadvertently pisses on the ceiling.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Some of the basic pleasures of the original remain intact (nobody shoots up a small room of bearded Eastern European men like Neeson), but ultimately the film feels compromised.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    High school students (the jocks, the brains, the princesses, the criminals, the basket cases), long the favored prey of serial killers, somehow manage to fight back from the brink yet again in Detention, a bright, witty new genre mash-up.
  2. Its bid for social correctness does nothing to make the juvenile and numbing fixation on brutality any more palatable.
  3. At the heart of Veena Sud’s film is the raw material for a potentially ingenious satirical domestic thriller.
  4. The film stumbles sluggishly from one chapter in Foreman’s life to the next.
  5. Flower is a sentimental work of faux nihilism, pandering to children who’re just discovering alienation.
  6. The film straddles a very awkward line between creature feature, conspiracy thriller, and domestic drama, all without novelty or suspense.
  7. If you prefer your social commentary in the form of a glorified sitcom with broad humor and even broader caricatures, look no further.
  8. The filmmakers fail to realize that the darkest horror here doesn’t lie in the triumph of true evil, but in seeing how far a regular family will go to protect itself before doing the right and necessary thing, however hard or horrible it might be.
  9. As hard as he tries, we never truly believe there's a lot at stake for Garner, who seems to cruise through America like a gringo taking a favela tour in Rio.
  10. One misses the prismatic structure of the 15:17 to Paris book, which fuses multiple points of view and which is reduced by Dorothy Blyskal's script to cut-and-pasted bromides.
  11. It's attempt at conveying a candid portrait of contemporary hookup culture and the dishonesty of online dating profiles, but the film's sentiments are all past their expiration date.
  12. The juxtaposition of courtship and violence is the film's one true coup, but Pride and Prejudice and Zombies still mistakes weaponry for agency.
  13. The film’s occasional gestures toward pseudo-feminist empowerment only compound the hollowness of its protagonist.
  14. England Is Mine is a tour ride through a legend’s formative years that’s more concerned with the familiar signposts than the intricacies of the scenery along the way.
  15. The film evinces neither the visceral pleasures of noir nor the precision to uncover deeper thematic resonances.
  16. The film circles a thorny premise, which makes it all the more disappointing that it results in a conventional clinch.
  17. The mother-daughter relationship ostensibly at the film’s heart is largely reduced to tired jokes about how moms can be overprotective and don’t understand how to use Facebook.
  18. Throughout, J.K. Simmons invents the film with a primordial physicality of loneliness and self-loathing.
  19. Charles Stone III's film ultimately succeeds as a convincing social plea, but fails as compelling cinema.
  20. The film's storylines fail to inform or intensify each other in any theme-deepening or character-developing ways.
  21. The film doesn’t have a clear opinion on its main subject and the scourge of misogyny in media.
  22. Though flattering through and through, the film is ironically removed from the charms of the worshipped original.
  23. The film’s arguments against endless war end up seeming more than a bit disingenuous, especially given how much time it spends glorifying the actions and morality of those who help buoy ongoing American occupation of foreign nations.
  24. With Danny Way almost never weighing in directly, the film's attempts to portray his story as an inspirational tale of triumph over adversity scarcely registers.
  25. Billy Ray unfurls the parallel time structure with the same flat, procedural monotony applied by Juan José Campanella to the original film.
  26. Throughout, Sonja Bennett embodies slackness as an affectation, not a raw response to a culture of authenticity-killing productivity.
  27. It's symptomatic of the one-man-show form of polemical exposé that's come to dominate, and deteriorate, documentary practice.
  28. Unwittingly perhaps, the film reveals itself as a microcosm of America's foreign policy in the Middle East.

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