San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
For 9,305 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9305 movie reviews
  1. We get a lot of hapless victims in an expensive endeavor that is surprisingly lifeless.
  2. The movie goes to Vienna, to Egypt and to Italy and was probably more fun to make than watch.
  3. It's just horsing around that comes to nothing. No, it's worse. It's horsing around designed to disguise nothing as something.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Plays like a movie that some teenage boy cooked up in his chemistry lab. There are lots of potent things floating around in it - sexual initiation, drugs, fantasy-land wealth, brute violence, primitive rituals, Diane Lane and Donald Sutherland - but the mix just sits there without producing any notable reactions.
  4. If, while watching The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, you start wondering why Ben Stiller is acting strange, the answer comes during the closing credits: "Directed by Ben Stiller."
  5. It is an embarrassment and an insult to a character that has been beloved by kids for 45 years.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Those who stuck with the troubled pop icon after his universe shifted from the charts to the tabloids probably will find equal measures of inspiration and heartbreak in the documentary. For everyone else, it's a strange offering.
  6. For all the beautiful scenery and Thoreau-like contemplation, Evil Does Not Exist stalls, then implodes.
  7. The Dutch thriller Borgman gets credit for being original, but not for being original in a compelling way.
  8. She is a great talent, a legend, someone who has made enduring classics, and just the fact that she’s still working at 86 is a gift. But somehow none of that makes The Life Ahead, coming to Netflix on Friday, Nov. 13, an experience worth having.
  9. So disturbing it makes you uncomfortable watching it.
  10. A mostly inoffensive nothing of a film with one or two mild chuckles and lots of chop-socky commotion.
  11. Rendered nearly unwatchable by overblown close-ups and an unrelenting shaky-cam.
  12. North is director Rob Reiner's first flat-out failure, a sincerely wrought, energetically made picture that all the same crashes on takeoff. It's strange and oddly distasteful, at its best managing to be bad in some original and unexpected ways.
  13. The big problem of Good Boys is not that it’s harsh or nasty or outrageous or tasteless or shocking or appalling. The problem is that it’s none of those things, when it should have been all of those things. It’s safe and sentimental, with just a few mild laughs.
  14. Degenerates in the second half.
  15. Home Again is plain vanilla, from start to finish.
  16. The problem with Popcorn is that it's just as ridiculous as the horror movies it satirizes. [02 Feb 1991, p.C3]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
  17. As for Fraser, his clumsy humanity is endearing, but by now, assuming he has invested wisely, he should have enough money saved so as to not have to waste his talent anymore.
  18. Dismal final installment.
  19. There's no point complaining that Honey is a tired reworking of an old formula, because it's intended for a young audience that doesn't know the formula.
  20. Oliver Twist" meets "A Clockwork Orange" meets a reckless abandonment of credibility.
  21. Witless banter might have won Ginger Rogers for Fred Astaire, but Thompson is too smart for that.
  22. The bad outweighs the good and the cringes outnumber the laughs in Brüno, a disappointment from Sacha Baron Cohen, whose "Borat" was one of the funniest movies of the decade.
  23. There are isolated moments of humor, and even charm. The visual effects are at times outstanding. But these positives are overwhelmed by the uninspired whole.
  24. Raymond & Ray aims for the kind of gentle, offbeat wistfulness of a “Little Miss Sunshine” or “Sunshine Cleaning,” but with uncomfortable awkwardness instead of eccentric ingenuity.
  25. A letdown despite its intriguing premise.
  26. Imagine if instead of creating new music, a recording artist kept putting out the exact same album, just playing the songs a little louder each time. That's what it feels like watching Transformers: Age of Extinction.
  27. Freaky is, dare we say, soul-sucking?
  28. No longer fresh -- though that's to be expected in a sequel -- it contains none of the virtues that made the first one anarchic and original.

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