San Francisco Chronicle's Scores
- Movies
- TV
For 9,305 reviews, this publication has graded:
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
| Highest review score: | Mansfield Park | |
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| Lowest review score: | Speed 2: Cruise Control |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 5,161 out of 9305
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Mixed: 2,658 out of 9305
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Negative: 1,486 out of 9305
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Amy Biancolli
The fact that Grandma is played by Jane Fonda, flouncing around in natural fabrics, should tell you something. It should tell you there is no casting decision or character nuance or plot turn too obvious to indulge.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 8, 2012
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Mick LaSalle
80 for Brady is a good-natured effort, and that good nature keeps it from becoming hateable. But still, it’s fairly awful.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 31, 2023
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Mick LaSalle
Fennell (“Promising Young Woman,” “Saltburn”) is a skilled filmmaker who can put over her ideas. The problem is that all her ideas here are bad — self-defeating, enervating and, in several places, unintentionally hilarious.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 10, 2026
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Mick LaSalle
Martha Marcy May Marlene is a strange case, a drama that's disturbing and yet inert. Writer-director Sean Durkin builds an atmosphere of dread, which means that he persuades us to believe in the characters and in the central situation. But he doesn't build interest.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 27, 2011
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Mick LaSalle
The film ends up landing in a confused middle category. It's neither a coherent, discrete work nor a zany tribute to the late actor.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
Here's a tiresome feature that could be made into a wonderful 20-minute film -- or, with a few adjustments, into two or three 10-minute shorts.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
The story, based on a novel by Victor Headley, is pointless and occasionally ridiculous. And the movie is hardly helped by a protagonist that we’re expected to care about, even as he does an unending series of colossally stupid, violent and self-destructive things.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 13, 2019
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Mick LaSalle
In Godsend, we have the spectacle of three good actors tied to the mast of a sinking premise.- San Francisco Chronicle
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G. Allen Johnson
UglyDolls is a mind-numbing, low-rent version of “Toy Story,” with saccharine songs and a plot with echoes of, no kidding, the Holocaust. If you’re under 10, you might like it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 2, 2019
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Michael Ordoña
It’s billed as another horror comedy, but when tidbits of humor manifest, it feels forced. There are few notable moments.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 19, 2026
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Mick LaSalle
[Hartley] changes the script enough so that the integrity of his experiment goes out the window. But he doesn't change enough so that the narrative can have any suspense.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
The bottom line here is that Cyrus is ghastly in The Last Song, bad not just in one or two ways, but in all kinds of ways.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Peter Hartlaub
Watching The Goldfinch is like reading a novel where someone ripped out every third page from front to back. You can tell there’s a good story, with compelling characters, and maybe a strong mystery. But the connective tissue is missing to the point of constant distraction.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 10, 2019
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Carla Meyer
Gets everything wrong, starting with a title that indicates a somewhat innocent romantic transgression.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
Director David Kellogg tries to inject energy into the picture with speeded-up sequences and smash-bang cutting, and the art direction is bright and eye-catching. But it's just gourmet dressing on dead lettuce. The movie is unable to balance Ice's aspirations to genuine adult-level coolness in a story clearly designed to appeal to the sensibilities of pre-teenage girls, and the result is bland and often absurd. [22 Oct 1991, p.F1]- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
Runner Runner is less than mediocre, but it's not repellent, which means that to watch it is to root for it - and to be disappointed.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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Michael Ordoña
Opportunities for comedy are missed by miles. Davidson gets gonzo gags, Palmer is 007 with a heart, Murphy and Longoria try to exist in reality. That halfhearted miasma of genres results in tonal confusion. Murphy throws in what seem like ad libs to spice up a moribund script, but it’s not enough to add flavor to a bland stew.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 4, 2025
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Mick LaSalle
It's dreadful, but it's a special kind of dreadful -- the kind designed to appeal to intelligent people on principle.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
To be sure, The Death of Dick Long is a weird one, in that it starts out intense and gradually loses steam, until nothing really matters and the audience might as well leave. This movie could be used in film schools to teach how not to structure a story.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 25, 2019
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Mick LaSalle
Bram Stoker's Dracula is a lovingly made, gorgeously realized, meticulously crafted failure. It has big names, a big budget, big sets, a big, thundering score and even big hair. But it doesn't do it. It doesn't excite or fascinate but just lies there on the screen. [13 Nov 1992, p. C1]- San Francisco Chronicle
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Peter Hartlaub
A mindless comedy where the blatant racial stereotypes are outnumbered only by the flatulence jokes. The best thing that can be said about this movie is it falls just short of being an international incident.- San Francisco Chronicle
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C.W. Nevius
It is never a good sign when the audience is two steps ahead of the characters on the screen. Waiting for them to catch up wears everyone out.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
The presence of Washington lends the picture a much-needed dose of authenticity. But in the end Virtuosity is disconnected and uninvolving, despite -- or maybe because of -- a climax that comes in three distinct waves. One section seems to be a half-hour sound-and-light show.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Amy Biancolli
A lot of resources went into making G-Force - a lot of talent, a lot of money, a lot of marketing - and there's not much to show for it, not even some halfway imaginative 3-D gimmickry.- San Francisco Chronicle
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G. Allen Johnson
By taking the “dark” out of the dark comedy, “The Roses” can’t decide what it wants to be, and becomes as flimsy as its setting: Mendocino is played by a seaside town in Devon, United Kingdom, and it looks more like New England than Northern California.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 28, 2025
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Ruthe Stein
Recalling the earthiness Broderick Crawford brought to the original, I couldn't help thinking Gandolfini should have been cast as Willie.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
Mean-spirited and not remotely clever, though it strives for archness at every turn.- San Francisco Chronicle
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Mick LaSalle
Unfortunately, the characters are so programmatic, the premise so ridiculous and the situations so far-fetched even if you accept that premise that no energy can be built, and the little that's there can't be sustained. Red Dawn is a vigorous but pointless exercise.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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