A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie.

Straight viewing could result in brain damage.

Fair Game is howlingly bad - so awful, in fact, that it can actually be enjoyed on a certain level.

Like Nicolas Winding Refn with The Neon Demon, Tipping approaches it all with deadly seriousness, convinced he’s delivering a profound statement when in reality he’s just serving up an overwrought, futile mess.

Mr. Nanny isn't entertainment; it's an exercise in masochism.

I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. There. That just about sums it up.

Even Cowgirls is as close to an unwatchable film as there is available at this time in the theaters.

This movie is so atrocious I kept waiting for Nick Cage to show up.

The only thing as bad as bad comedy is bad action. Bad Boys II has plenty of both.

Mixed Nuts makes a point of stating that there's magic at Christmas. After seeing this movie, I'm a believer. After all, it's virtually impossible to come up with an alternate explanation of how something this awful could make it to theaters across the nation.

Not only is this an amateurish travesty combining fundamentalist Christian eschatology with disaster movie b.s., but it's plodding and tedious.

This film has no story, no characters, and no coherence.

What's wrong with this movie? A better question might be: What's right? Every attempt at comedy is not only obvious but delivered in such a forced manner that any hope of generating laughter dies before the joke has been told.

This is a vile and reprehensible motion picture.

With Rookie of the Year, Daniel Stern has struck out.

This is one of those movies where you stay rooted in your seat just to see how bad it can really get.

I have come to the conclusion that it's impossible for a Steven Segal movie to be anything better than mediocre, and this particular travesty may be his worst yet. The title Under Siege is supposed to represent the situation faced by Segal's character, but it's equally appropriate in describing the experience of the poor viewer who sits through this film.

This film is like a shiny, red apple that's rotten to the core -- despite slick direction and a glossy sheen, it reeks of decay. Showgirls isn't a good drama, a good thriller, or even good pornography.

For anyone who saw this movie while yet unaware of its horrifying potential for stealing money and time, you have my condolences. For those who stubbornly proceed while knowing the awful truth, you deserve what you get. Don't expect any sympathy from me if you're arrested while trying to burn the film or kill the projectionist.

Message to those who thought Gigli was the worst movie of 2003: check this one out. You'll change your mind damn fast.

If there is another challenger for worst entry of 2007, I don't want to see it.

Disgusting, offensive, and utterly without merit. And, on top of that, it's boring and pretentious.

At least there are some decent special effects to distract the viewer's attention from the story, right? Wrong. The visual effects aren't much better than those found in any typical video game system. They're repetitive and unimaginative.

It's amazing how boring an action movie can be when there's absolutely no point to all of the sound and fury.

In the final analysis, The Curse of Michael Myers is a horrific motion picture -- just not in the way the film makers intended.

There’s nothing worthwhile here; the landscape of wretched banality offers only wasted time and a sense of despair.

Zero-star movies are a rare and terrifying breed - films that warrant recommendation only as an alternative to physical distress.

I don't often use the words "godawful" and "abomination" to describe a movie, preferring to reserve such terminology for extreme instances when I feel duped and mortally offended. Case in point: Bachelorette.