Even when Shellshock flirts with being playable, you realise there's a dozen PS3 shooters better than this mess. [Apr 2009, p.78]

Lacking in excitement, polish, star power, and any sort of fun. Avoid this excuse for a movie tie-in. [Oct 2012, p.104]

Amy has all the survival horror elements, but the execution is so poor that the result is a poisonous chimera. [March 2012, p.113]

A competent but overly streamlined CoD experience that, despite having all the ingredients, fails to provide enough of anything to be an essential buy. [Jan 2013, p.102]

We've not played anything this shoddy in ages. A disgrace on pretty much every level. [Feb 2007, p.76]

Don't do it. Unless you breathe Dave Mirra and have an irrational love of terrible games. You don't, right? [May 2007, p.79]

You know how when you're going through a traumatic experience, time seems to slow down as you take in the full horror of what's happening? [May 2008, p.78]

While it would be easy to dismiss this game as being completely worthless we've played much, much worse. [Feb 2007, p.79]

Total f*cking garbage, as the right honourable Dick would (probably) say. [Feb 2010, p.93]

If you're after a light-hearted change of pace from 2K10, you could do far worse than this. [Sept 2010, p.94]

Although LSL is about smutty humour, the laughs are non-existent, courtesy of flat fart jokes, pathetic sexual innuendo and practically stillborn puns. [July 2009, p.77]

LGEC works, just, but there's really 'neigh' ponit in playing it. [Sept 2007, p.80]

Consign it to the scrap heap and be done with it. [Sept 2008, p.79]

There's nothing here for most gamers, but buy it for younglings with a penchant for canines and they'll be happy for hours. [July 2008, p.78]

A FY71 assault rifle that's perfect for popping heads at long distances. [Sept 2011, p.110]

Like having your fond arcade memories groped by a ghoul's festering claw. [Sept 2011, p.111]

Not bad, but those controls leave it far from great. [Sept 2011, p.111]

It's original, cute, tough and probably the best puzzle-platformer available on PSP. [Oct 2011, p.111]

You'd be hard-pushed to call it a great platformer, but it's certainly a distinctive one. [Oct 2011, p.111]

It's free. [Nov 2011, p.110]

All the maps look superb. [Nov 2011, p.110]

It's a decent first stab. [Nov 2011, p.110]

Competent, if uninspired and pricey. [Nov 2011, p.110]

PSP missed the first iPhone port, but this is better. [Nov 2011, p.111]

A cheap car crash is still a car crash. [Nov 2011, p.111]

Really should have been included in the original game, but at least it's free to download. [Dec 2011, p.110]

It's actually just one new game mode, with a few multiplayer skins and an XMB theme thrown in. [Dec 2011, p.110]

Sticks to the familiar Zombies template, but there's a lot of good stuff here, including some hugely entertaining new weapons. [Dec 2011, p.110]

It's a clever retooling of a very overused concept, and lots of lovely fun. [Dec 2011, p.111]

This game is nuts - simplicity meets sadomasochism. [Dec 2011, p.111]

Surprisingly relaxing. [Dec 2011, p.111]

An essential part of the Arkham City experience you'd be mad to miss. [Christmas 2011, p.110]

It'll give you an hour or two of laughs for the price of half a pint. [Christmas 2011, p.110]

It's free, but average. [Christmas 2011, p.110]

This DLC is quite creative. [Christmas 2011, p.110]

It's still surprisingly enjoyable. Pricey, though. [Christmas 2011, p.111]

It's far from groundbreaking no matter what way you look at it, but offers a solid premise with strong, Roswell UFO-themed graphical stylings. [Christmas 2011, p.111]

Value for money, then, if not out of this world. [Christmas 2011, p.111]

It's all a bit cack. [Jan 2012, p.109]

It's so basic and boring we're not sure why anyone would bother. [Jan 2012, p.109]